Today, I got into a heated discussion with my non-voting(never registered) brother. You know….the one who lives in a car wash and hits me up for moolah on a regular basis. The one who has never held a tax-paying job for more than 2-3 months. He got on his soapbox (which was probably bummed from somebody since I’m sure he hasn’t enough money to buy a soapbox or soap for that matter) about how bad our government is, what a rotten country this is, etc.
I believe that I live in the best country in the world. I love the United States. No, it’s not perfect but it’s my country and I am damn proud that it is.
He began a strange monologue type ramble about how great this country was under Bill Clinton. HUH? Did he actually, seriously mean Bill “Bubba” Clinton????
Excuse me! I didn’t sleep thru the Clinton administration. And, I can guarantee you that “the leech” was not any better off financially, with health care, with mental health care, etc. while Bubba was in office. I asked him to name just one single thing that was better for him during that administration. His answer……not as many illegal aliens coming in and taking jobs away from him and others. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am not one of those left-wing nuts who want to greet the aliens with a box lunch and a beer once they made it to our side. And, I don’t know how many jobs have been taken by illegal aliens. Haven’t really researched it in depth. But, I do know this.,…. NO ILLEGAL ALIEN took a job from my brother. Why? My brother has never had a job to be taken away.
I cut him off at the knees and told him to call me and discuss politics after he signed up and voted. In the meantime, keep your piehole shut. Ya don’t vote…..ya can’t complain.
Today’s piece of shit cake goes to….drumroll please…..my ignorant carwashliving brother. 
Be sure and share it with your hero, BC.
Do you really want to relive the Clinton years? Do you really want to keep funneling government money to the Billary twins? I got this in my email. Before, I passed it on, I checked the facts on the internet. This is very telling so I thought that I would share it.
AND…..Please vote! But, please, THINK before you vote. Don’t follow a group or a pack. Think for yourself.
Now, the email:
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton :
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, “Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore.” So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
“Thank you” for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones , Monica
Lewinsky , Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick .
Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now
he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know
is what the meaning of “sex” is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one
does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie “Wag the
Dog” could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment’s from
the Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other ” Clinton ” scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, “gutting” much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on “vacations” carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
9 Thank you, also, for “finding” millions of dollars (I really didn’t need
it in the first place, and I can’t think of a more deserving group of
recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting.
I
understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time
aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of
Arkansas )
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure that
Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
gifts you’ve received from your “friends.”
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China , silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out
of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her “tell-all” book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for
your memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!
14. The last and most important point – thank you for forcing Israel to
let Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in
Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of
the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to
release so-called “political prisoners”. However, the Israelis would not
release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time,
Bill Clinton , and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher , “insisted”
that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World
Trade Center . This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
from all later reports. Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth? What a
guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for “inventing” the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual
e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State
Senator, now comes under the “Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,”
which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her
Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans
were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives
Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
WE DO!
It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,
they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York
Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still
makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments
hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge
the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra
residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means
that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton’s salary, mortgage,
transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12
man staff — and, this is all perfectly legal! When she runs for President,
will you vote for her?
This oh-so-daring-let-your-rolls-hang-out tank top and tight jeans is favored by the voters who go just before the polls close. These voters have been up all night listening to “Free Bird”, drinking Blue Ribbon beer, and eating canned spray cheese on crackers. After sleeping most of the day, they dress for voting and in hopes of finding an election parteeeee. I will not be wearing this one.
Here we have the outfit worn by a voter hoping to make a little extra money at the polls (If you know what I mean. wink wink). This woman is most likely not even registered and therefore, can not vote. But, she will hang out in the parking lot offering sympathy to voters who believe that their candidate is losing. I will not be wearing this one, either.
Around these parts, men have a tendency to squat and sit on their haunches if waiting in a line for anything. Actually, this is not limited to just men. Women may, also, be seen in this comfy, casual outfit. Zilch on this one for me but I’m sure some of my friends will be wearing it.
And, here, we have some of the many t-shirts with sayings on the front that will be visible at the polls. These shirts are usually matched up with the butt-jeans above. I will not be wearing any of these, either.
Definitely one of the most popular hair styles worn by white trash women (and men) standing in the voting booth line. Next most popular is the 80′s bad perm and poof…..
(PS…Big Hair Envy….doesn’t this bring back some memories?)
This style is favored by local politicians who stand the legal amount allowed away from the polls holding signs with their names on them.
Absolutely no nonsene from this lady while working. She takes her job very seriously. But, watch out!!!!! After the voting is over and all votes are counted, she’ll be doing a bump-and-grind number on top of a table at the local bar with total abandoment!!!! Please take note of the flannel shirt….another MUST in local white trash fashion.
Bring In The Clowns…Don’t Bother, They’re Here
22 AugFirst, thank you to Stan for the last post. I enjoyed it very, very much. And, thanks for setting up our Q&A page.
I’ve got stuff to post about such as:
The latest news on “Lacy” of Real Redneck Wedding post.
Plus, I, uh, well, it’s like this…no beating around the bush, I succumbed to the pressure from all the mags, television, movies, and social networking sites that tout products to make me look so young that I’d need to be diapered.
I got BOTOX!!! Well, hell, y’all know that I can’t resist talking about this kind of stuff instead of being a classy woman and keeping my trap plum shut.
So, two hopefully good reality post coming soon.
In the meantime, I want to share something that I got in my email. I don’t know who wrote it. If any of you do, let me know and I’ll give them the full credit that they so richly deserve.
How soon until reality sinks in?
ass on ass
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land
called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their
will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that
person known as “The One.”
He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them, “I am sent to save you.” My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you with hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who proceeded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed. And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what “The One” would do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed. And “The One” said ” We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!”
And the people said, “Hallelujah! Change is good!”
Then He said, “We are going to tax the rich fat-cats.” And the people said “Sock it to them!” “And redistribute their wealth.” And the people said, “Show us the money!” And then he said, “redistribution of wealth is good for everybody.”
And Joe the plumber asked, “Are you kidding me? You’re going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??” And “The One” ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe’s personal records were hacked and publicized.
One lone reporter asked, “Isn’t that Marxist policy?” And she was banished from the kingdom!
Then a citizen asked, “With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will deal with radical terrorists?” And “The One” said, “Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!” And the people said, “Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!”
Then “The One” said “I shall give 95% of you lower taxes.” And one, lone voice said, “But 40% of us don’t pay ANY taxes.” So “The One” said, “Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!” And the people said, “Hallelujah! Show us the money!”
Then “The One” said, “I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!” And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed. And He said, “I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited health care and medicine and transportation to the clinics.” And the people said, “Give me some of that!” Then he said, “I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.” And the people said, “Where’s my rebate check?”
Then “The One” said, “I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!” And the people said, “Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don’t care for that part about higher electric rates.” So “The One” said, Not to worry.. If your rebate isn’t enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!”
Then He said, “Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let’s grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing…” And the people said, “Hallelujah!” and they made him King!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support..
Then “The One” said, “I am the “the One”- The Messiah – and I’m here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!” But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. “Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more…” And the world said, “Wait a minute. That is unfair!!” And the world said, “Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!”
And the people cried out, “Alas, alas!! What have we done?” But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon The One and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change “The One” had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them, and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, “give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!” But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.
You may think this a fairy tale, but it’s not.
It’s happening RIGHT NOW
BRING ON THE CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t bother, they’re here…….