Racial profiling???? NO! Funny? YES!!!!!
It’s time for us all to just get along and quit being so damn sensitive. And, I think most people will agree with that….except for Acorn, the Black Panthers, and the KKK. But, who really gives a rat’s ass what any of them think anyway??? Let them eat shitcake…..
I was going to post my thoughts on Obubba’s 100 Days speech. But, frankly, I need a break from all the bad news of this past week. And, I couldn’t think of any enchanting questions for him. WTF? ENCHANTING?????
So, instead, I looked around the net to find something that would make me laugh instead of cry.
I found it and here it is……BB Thorton and J Phoenix.
ENJOY!!!!
BTW…today’s yummy, warm, fresh from the oven shitcake goes to Obama for only taking 13 questions in 55 minutes. 
Wouldn’t it be nice if he had a timer that went off after rambling off a subject for 10 minutes. Or, maybe, a bucket of water could be positioned overhead and would spill on his head after the 50th “uh..uh”.
You’ve all been in a situation like one of these………
You’re standing in a crowd of people at a party when somebody starts talking about the ho’ over in the corner hitting on a married man. You snicker and glance over and find out….it’s your sister/mother/friend,etc.
Somebody is telling you about a real asshole that they work with. You ask who the person is and…..it’s your spouse/brother/father/friend, etc.
You’re talking to a person in line at the grocery store about the low-life scumbag who got caught cheating the welfare system and….it’s their son/daughter/sister, etc.
You get the idea, right?
This is what happened to me today. My sister came for a visit and she told me to go to youtube and check out this video of a street preacher. When I questioned her, she just said, “Do it.”
So, of course, I did. Here’s the video…..
As I watched it, I got a feeling of familiarity but couldn’t just quite put my finger on who it was.I’m sitting and watching the video when TPKen started making sarcastic and somewhat…well…..shitty remarks about the guy being a religious zealot. Another person (who I will not name because they will get really pissed off if they read this) was making really unflattering remarks, too. All of a sudden, I realized who that was in the video.Unfortunately, TPKen did not and was not being very kind. So, I just looked at my sister and said, “Tell them who that is that is the street preacher.”
She said………”That’s C******, my son and your nephew.”
The room suddenly got really quiet except for the preaching coming from the video.
I looked at TPKen and friend. They both looked embarrassed (as they should have). But, ya know, it could have been me. Had I not recognized him, I may have joined them in making fun of that guy. So, I am, also, embarrassed (as I should be). Today’s shitcake will be awarded to TPKen, the friend, ……and ME.
The lesson……..It’s a small world these days.Ya never know who is gonna turn up on the internet.
My nephew, the street preacher, has drastically changed since I last saw him. Only a few years ago, he had longish hair and was wearing Marilyn Manson t-shirts. He was a really quiet boy. The times….they are a changin’.
Watching the video, I gained a lot of respect for him. Whether your beliefs are the same as his or not, it takes some mighty big balls to stand on a street corner and profess your belief in God these days. You definitely have to be either firmly grounded in your beliefs or a crazy psycho. He’s not a crazy psycho.
So, here’s to you C! I admire your bravery and convictions, especially in this crazy world where you could be killed or imprisoned for taking a stand.
PS….for those of you who are wondering about my audit ordeal, I’ll post about it tomorrow.
Now, gotta run. I’ve got shitcake to eat……
I’m confused. I’ve been trying to research and understand the stimulus plan put forth by the Obama administration. Finally, I found a clear and easily understood explanation. And, here it is:
I don’t know about y’all but this mammoth pile of papers that nobody has read scares me. I don’t feel like I/we are part of the decision making in our government any longer. What’s next?
Today’s piece of whole freshly baked shitcake (with my famous mystery chocolate frosting) goes to all the Democrats and the chicken-shit Republicans that are voting for this mess.
“editing “just because I can…..ain’t free speech great?
A friend of mine pointed me to this great link where you, yes YOU, can apply for some of the stimulus money. Check it out……
I did and looky, looky at this……
Your request has been approved! CLICK HERE to view your stimulus and to roam around in $800 billion worth of other giveaways. Your program is buried in Title III, Subtitle A.”
Now, don’t go thinking that’s is all easy as pie. Notice that mine was buried in Title III Subtitle A. I had to read a lot of baloney (some of it very wordyMcword) to get to the paydirt. Don’t give up if your request is granted (and it will be). Wade thru the gobbilygook til you get to the money part.
Now, go on, y’all. Get your piece of the pie. Here’s the FREE MONEY to lead you to high-livin’, permanent vacation lifestyles. BE sure to post a nice thank-you to ReasonOnline who made my dream come true!
BTW….I applied for money to establish a research team for the study of lazy people’s habits.
One more thing…..don’t leak it to that Donna, the Socialist, who has been commenting. Of course, she’s probably too busy drinking the latest batch of kool-aid to notice this anyway.
edited again!…..I didn’t expect this post to cause so much controversy. There are already over 75 comments. The comments are worth reading if you would like to see the difference in the way people think about the stimulus plan. Don’t hesitate to add your own comments on how you see the stimulus plan and it’s chance of working/not working. This is getting pretty interesting. So, jump on in……
“what those darling Obama girls will be wearing on inauguration day”……according to Inside Edition.
errr….No, I’m not. I’m not wondering about that at all. So, you are exaggerating or down-right lying, Inside Edition. Actually, I don’t give a rat’s ass what they will be wearing and haven’t given it one second of thought.
At least, I wasn’t thinking about it until you blasted me with that newsworthy totally stupid statement at 7pm this evening. I’m still not wondering what they will be wearing but am wondering why you would think that everybody is wondering.
Let’s go ahead and settle this so millions of people won’t stay up every night, losing sleep, and being unable to function day to day until Jan. 20, 2009.
They will wear fancy-smancy, expensive frocks which will most likely be given to them by some posh, unaffordable -to- regular people designer hoping to make mucho-moolah from the free advertising. You can bet your investigative skills that those lil darlings will be all decked out. Maybe, in something like this…..
From the MommyLivesHerLifeThruMeLine
Or, maybe from the DaddyIsRichandaCrazyScientologist line….
Prehaps they’ll choose a little sumptin-sumptin from IEmployMyMulletWearin’DaddyLine…..
So, many possibilities!!!!! How ’bout……FutureCBlock#21789Line…
Guess you’ll just have to wait and see!
Now, on a more serious note. I am wondering why (239) 482-3803 UnknownName keeps calling my house. Actually, that’s not true. I know why (239)482-3803, Ken Robinson of Florida
Fort Myers, FL (Florida) 33913 is calling. Because he/they/she is a SCAM ARTIST. Do not answer any calls from this number. I’ve been thru this crap before and have enough common sense to not answer. Instead, both times, I did internet searches which revealed information.
Today’s shitcake goes to Ken Robinson……
Just one more public service, friends!
I found the cure for my holiday bad mood that I wrote about last night.
You MUST listen to this all the way through.
YOU’RE WELCOME!!!!!!!
Shitcake for all!!!!!!
I’m thinking the eye of Venus bumped into a deep hole of Uranaus and richocheted off and hit Mars. Or, sumptin’ else cosmic is off kilter.
Is it a full moon………?
“The full moon has been linked to crime, suicide, mental illness, disasters, accidents, birthrates, fertility, and werewolves, among other things“….from Full Moon.
The shit has hit the fan here. Trouble, trouble all around. And, the people causing all this seem to think that I am sane and grounded. Bwahahahaha That should tell you exactly how screwed up they are! Thinking that I can HELP them….PRICELESS!
I’ve got a lot of family matters going on. This is not all bad, though. I’m sure that I’ll have a lot of material to write about shortly.
I probably won’t be here for a few days. Unless I can summon Dr. Phil, Dr. Drew Pinksky, Dr. Suess, Dr. Spock, Dr. Oz (one of Oprah’s favorite things/people) , Doc Holliday, or Dr. Feelgood to come and HELP ME!
Don’t worry. Nothing that I can’t handle and nothing that I haven’t dealt with before. Now, gotta run. Have to bake another large shitcake for all my peeps! 
Also, need to go into a mushroom induced trance and connect with my own personal shaman…Lucy In The Sky! 
I’ll be back as soon as I can get Lucy to hand over a spell to put all this soul-draining people!
If she is not accomodating today, I’m gonna look up an Exorcist in the yellow pages.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
PS I took that picture of Lucy!!!!
Some of you know that I blog at another site. I am a co-writer/administrator of a site with 3 other women. This site deals with eating disorders, cutting, bipolar, depression, and life in general. Many of our posts are humorous, about love, life, and laughter. But, on some occasions, there will be a soul-baring, no-holds-barred post by one of us dealing with traumatic experiences, abuse (both physical and sexual), and other ugly things that people don’t want to hear or discuss.
Today, there is a brilliant, honest, and soul baring post there by “d”. I urge each and everyone of you to go read it. You will get something from it. And, please post comments of encouragement to my friend.
Leaving you with wishes of love and laughter…..no shitcake for anyone today.
Today, I got into a heated discussion with my non-voting(never registered) brother. You know….the one who lives in a car wash and hits me up for moolah on a regular basis. The one who has never held a tax-paying job for more than 2-3 months. He got on his soapbox (which was probably bummed from somebody since I’m sure he hasn’t enough money to buy a soapbox or soap for that matter) about how bad our government is, what a rotten country this is, etc.
I believe that I live in the best country in the world. I love the United States. No, it’s not perfect but it’s my country and I am damn proud that it is.
He began a strange monologue type ramble about how great this country was under Bill Clinton. HUH? Did he actually, seriously mean Bill “Bubba” Clinton????
Excuse me! I didn’t sleep thru the Clinton administration. And, I can guarantee you that “the leech” was not any better off financially, with health care, with mental health care, etc. while Bubba was in office. I asked him to name just one single thing that was better for him during that administration. His answer……not as many illegal aliens coming in and taking jobs away from him and others. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am not one of those left-wing nuts who want to greet the aliens with a box lunch and a beer once they made it to our side. And, I don’t know how many jobs have been taken by illegal aliens. Haven’t really researched it in depth. But, I do know this.,…. NO ILLEGAL ALIEN took a job from my brother. Why? My brother has never had a job to be taken away.
I cut him off at the knees and told him to call me and discuss politics after he signed up and voted. In the meantime, keep your piehole shut. Ya don’t vote…..ya can’t complain.
Today’s piece of shit cake goes to….drumroll please…..my ignorant carwashliving brother. 
Be sure and share it with your hero, BC.
Do you really want to relive the Clinton years? Do you really want to keep funneling government money to the Billary twins? I got this in my email. Before, I passed it on, I checked the facts on the internet. This is very telling so I thought that I would share it.
AND…..Please vote! But, please, THINK before you vote. Don’t follow a group or a pack. Think for yourself.
Now, the email:
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton :
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, “Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore.” So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
“Thank you” for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones , Monica
Lewinsky , Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick .
Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now
he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know
is what the meaning of “sex” is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one
does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie “Wag the
Dog” could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment’s from
the Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other ” Clinton ” scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, “gutting” much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on “vacations” carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
9 Thank you, also, for “finding” millions of dollars (I really didn’t need
it in the first place, and I can’t think of a more deserving group of
recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting.
I
understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time
aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of
Arkansas )
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure that
Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
gifts you’ve received from your “friends.”
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China , silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out
of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her “tell-all” book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for
your memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!
14. The last and most important point – thank you for forcing Israel to
let Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in
Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of
the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to
release so-called “political prisoners”. However, the Israelis would not
release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time,
Bill Clinton , and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher , “insisted”
that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World
Trade Center . This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
from all later reports. Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth? What a
guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for “inventing” the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual
e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State
Senator, now comes under the “Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,”
which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her
Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans
were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives
Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
WE DO!
It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,
they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York
Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still
makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments
hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge
the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra
residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means
that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton’s salary, mortgage,
transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12
man staff — and, this is all perfectly legal! When she runs for President,
will you vote for her?
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Barry and The Pirates……
20 AprI got this in my email today and found it to be extremely interesting. BHO has certainly gotten one thing right…..hiring the best spin doctors around. I’m sad to say that this does not surprise me one tiny bit.
“Herewith lies the difference between friendly media spin and reality! Semper Fi Having spoken to some SEAL pals here in Virginia Beach yesterday and asking why this thing dragged out for 4 days, I got the following:
1. BHO wouldn’t authorize the DEVGRU/NSWC SEAL teams to the scene for 36 hours going against OSC (on scene commander) recommendation.
2. Once they arrived, BHO imposed restrictions on their ROE that they couldn’t do anything unless the hostage’s life was in “imminent” danger
3. The first time the hostage jumped, the SEALS had the raggies all sighted in, but could not fire due to ROE restriction.
4. When the navy RIB came under fire as it approached with supplies, no fire was returned due to ROE restrictions. As the raggies were shooting at the RIB, they were exposed and the SEALS had them all dialed in.
5. BHO specifically denied two rescue plans developed by the Bainbridge CPN and SEAL teams
6. Bainbridge CPN and SEAL team CDR finally decide they have the OpArea and OSC authority to solely determine risk to hostage. 4 hours later, 3 dead raggies
7. BHO immediately claims credit for his “daring and decisive” behaviour.
As usual with him, it’s BS. So per our last email thread, I’m downgrading Oohbaby’s performace to D-. Only reason it’s not an F is that the hostage survived. Read the following accurate account.
Philips’ first leap into the warm, dark water of the Indian Ocean hadn’t worked out as well. With the Bainbridge in range and a rescue by his country’s Navy possible, Philips threw himself off of his lifeboat prison, enabling Navy shooters onboard the destroyer a clear shot at his captors — and none was taken.
The guidance from National Command Authority — the president of the United States, Barack Obama — had been clear: a peaceful solution was the only acceptable outcome to this standoff unless the hostage’s life was in clear, extreme danger. The next day, a small Navy boat approaching the floating raft was fired on by the Somali pirates — and again no fire was returned and no pirates killed. This was again due to the cautious stance assumed by Navy personnel thanks to the combination of a lack of clear guidance from Washington and a mandate from the commander in chief’s staff not to act until Obama, a man with no background of dealing with such issues and no track record of decisiveness, decided that any outcome other than a “peaceful solution” would be acceptable.
After taking fire from the Somali kidnappers again Saturday night, the onscenecommander decided he’d had enough. Keeping his authority to act in the case of a clear and present danger to the hostage’s life and having heard nothing from Washington since yet another request to mount a rescue operation had been denied the day before, the Navy officer — unnamed in all media reports to date — decided the AK47 one captor had leveled at Philips’ back was a threat to the hostage’s life and ordered the NSWC team to take their shots. Three rounds downrange later, all three brigands became enemy KIA and Philips was safe
. There is upside, downside, and spinside to the series of events over the last week that culminated in yesterday’s dramatic rescue of an American hostage. Almost immediately following word of the rescue, the Obama administration and its supporters claimed victory against pirates in the Indian Ocean and [1] declared that the dramatic end to the standoff put paid to questions of the inexperienced president’s toughness and decisiveness
. Despite the Obama administration’s (and its sycophants’) attempt to spin yesterday’s success as a result of bold, decisive leadership by the inexperienced president, the reality is nothing of the sort. What should have been a standoff lasting only hours — as long as it took the USS Bainbridge and its team of NSWC operators to steam to the location — became an embarrassing four day and counting standoff between a ragtag handful of criminals with rifles and a U.S. Navy warship.”
Stay tuned for more Bedtime With Barry Stories….Tales for the Whole Family
Such as…..
Barry and Hugo Go To The Library
Barry Learns to Bow for The Prince
Barry Apologizes For His Country’s Greatness
and 47 other wonderful stories with morals for the whole family! Get your limited edition today. Send 5 billion dollars to Czar of Publications, 600 Pennsylvinia Ave. Washington D.C.
Have a piece of delicious warm and gooey shitcake, Barry…….
Well, dear readers, once again, there is more than meets the eye here. Barry and The Pirates has become the lesser of two stories. The real story is the smackdown brawl in the comments. Here’s your opportunity to be the judge. Who’s winning the war of comment words? Vote now and I will send you a nice American made pair of No Spin Zone undies.
DISCLAIMER……I really am not going to give you anything much less NSZ bloomers. I don’t actually have any and if I did I’d sell them on eBay.