Hit Me and Hit Me HARD!

My goal was to have 275,000 hits by the first of this year. I’m about 1,500 short. “wipes tears from face”

I might could reach my goal if I wrote a bunch and pimped it. But, I’m leaving town for a few days.

This is where you regular readers come in. I figure that by this time, I have around 12. So, if each of you would just come back and hit my blog about 100 times a day….that would give me 1200. Then, maybe, you could get a friend or 2 to hit it a couple of times for me????? Ya know that ya wanna make me feel important!!!!!!

Just to poke it up a little, I am writing this…..(so I can list it in tags…which is really ho’ing for the hits but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do).

Charlie Sheen

Jon Gosselin

Sarah Palin

octo-mom

weight loss miracles

Kardashiens

Adam Lambert

AL Qaeda

Meredith Baxter Birney

Boone County Ninja

Avatar the movie

sex

hot sex

ugly Christmas sweaters

kinky sex

animal sex

Oriental sex workers

penis enlargers

New Year’s Resolutions

awful Christmas gifts

I could write more but I’m tired and need to go to bed.

CLICK AWAY!

Justin Bites Again…..

One of the most popular videos on youtube last year was “Charlie Bit My Finger“. It’s one of my all time favorites. For those of you who haven’t seen it, it’s two little brothers and the smallest one bites the biggest brother’s finger. Here is a parody of that video…..very funny and I got a really good giggle from it. Hope you do, too.

PS…Here’s another cute take-off on Charlie bit my finger. They guy is singing to the tune of “Hey There Deliah” by the Dirty White T’s (I think that is how they spell it).

Packing to go to Vegas, baby!!!! Only a 4-day trip but I’m just happy to be going somewhere. I need to get away and forgot about all the crap that needs done here. And, the best part is that I’ll be in Vegas for New Year’s Eve!!!!!

In the “What is Really Pissing Me Off” department today….some of you may remember that I developed a case of diverticulitis in November. I did not know that is what is was. I just knew that I had a case of  the all-of-a-sudden-with-no-warning  emergency runs. And, it was making life (especially getting ready for Christmas) very difficult.

I went to the Raleigh General Hospital  in Beckley WV. I signed in and waited. After a while, a nurse called me into a small room, took my temp and blood pressure, and stuck a cheap little plastic bracelet on my arm. Then, I was sent back into the waiting room where I waited…and waited…and waited for almost 2 1/2 hours. Running to the bathroom every few minutes was wearing me out. Finally, I asked a nurse how much longer it would be. She said that she didn’t know. I asked if she could check for me and she said, “Look around you! When we are done with the emergencies, then you’ll get called!”.

I’m not an unkind or unsympathetic person. If people are coming in with heart attacks, injuries from accidents, etc., I am prepared to wait. BUT, looking around me…here is what I saw:

One lady who was really sick…so sick that she had to keep her head laid down on a small table the whole time she was there. I don’t know how long that lady had been there but she was there before I got there. Finally, she left. Bless her heart. She was really sick.

One whole family who apparently were having a reunion in the waiting room. The whole clan seemed to be there….mama, daddy, paw-paw, mamaw,uncle, aunts, cousins, and maybe, even the family dog. I watched them for a long time and never could figure out which one was suppose to be “sick”. One name was called and I’ll be darn if the whole passel of them didn’t go thru the door. HUH?

Now…this was interesting to me…..several women and a couple of men (who I don’t think were together) kept coming out of the treatment room/rooms in their hospital gowns. Most of them did not have their gowns even tied in the back. They were just holding them together. They would go outside and then come back in. This happened every few minutes. Not always the same group together but mostly the same people making up different groups. What was going on?  I stood up and looked out to see where they were going. Have you guessed where yet? TO SMOKE! I’m not going to get on a soapbox about smoking. I’m pissed off that these people who were so damn sick that they were seen before me and the head-down lady were well enough to go outside and enjoy their ciggies. Now, guess who was paying for these SICK people to use the ER and take their cig breaks….YOU and ME!

So, after over 2 hours, I could not take it anymore and left. I went to an urgent care facility and was seen right away.

Now..here’s what has my panties in a bunch…

I got a bill yesterday for NINETY DOLLARS! I called the Raleigh General Hospital accounts department and told them that I thought that they had made a mistake since I didn’t even see a doctor. They informed me that ninety dollars was the charge for taking my temp, blood pressure, and giving me that cheap little plastic bracelet. I told them that I thought this was an exorbitant amount for what I received. They told me  (not in these words)….”tough luck, sister. It’s what you owe.” I asked for the supervisory body that regulates this stuff and the guy said that they regulate themselves. I told him that, no, health care corporations have to answer to somebody. He put me on hold and came back. He said that he had talked do this supervisor and I could lodge a complaint. BUT…he said the sup said that it wouldn’t do anything to change my bill.

So, now I’m on a quest to find out who regulates these charges from health care corporations. I want to talk to them.

Plus, as soon as I get back from my trip, I am going to write a letter to the editor to all the major newspapers in my states, plus one to the Cincinnati OH newspaper since that is where they are located.

BTW…all of you who have  into for criticizing  health care reform….screw you. Obama, Pelosi, and Reid are not helping me one bit. I fell thru the cracks when it came to insurance before the reform and it seems the crack just got larger.

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Health Bill Vote….Bah Humbug!

The latest Rasmussen Reports weekly tracking update shows that 41% of voters nationwide favor the bill and 55% are opposed. Those figures are essentially unchanged from a week ago. This the fifth straight week with support for the legislation between 38% and 41%…..read more at Rasmussen Reports. 

I don’t often write posts about politics but this one has really gotten my panties into a big wad. 

In grade school when we first start studying government, we learned that people are elected by the citizens to represent the people…not their political party or their own self-interest groups. 

. So….WTF happened? 

I have on theory. Our Congress is paying no mind to the majority who are against the health care reform because they know that most voters will not take any action. They will not speak out. They will not contact their representatives. They will not attend meetings or tea parties. Why? Because, we have become an apathetic nation of whiners. We hear about things going on in Washington (or our state’s capitol ) and we grumble a bit to each other. But, then we do NOTHING because we have more important things to do, right? 

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I’ve heard many people saying, “Well, there is nothing that I can do about it!” 

THERE IS! One person can do something. I don’t know about y’all but I intend to put my money where my mouth is on this subject. If you choose not to financially support this, then will you at least, please, pass the word on about Harry Reid’s dirty tricks? We can no longer sit back and expect Sen. Rockefeller or Sen. Byrd to represent us. They are both hardline Democrats who would rather vote the way Reid, Pelosi, and other Democratic leaders tell them to vote than truthfully represent the beliefs of the people of West Virginia.
It’s time to speak up, stand up, and make these two representatives listen to us.
I know that it’s a pain in the butt to get a bazillion emails everyday that people want you to forward. And, I, admittedly, delete many of them. But, I am pleading with all of you to take a stand on this issue. We cannot sit back and let innocent babies be killed. We cannot afford to not stand up and take a stand on Cap and Trade issues. We can no longer expect our government to automatically do the right thing…because it will not. We have to come together and make our voices heard!
Please don’t just delete this. If you are tempted, just leave it in your email without forwarding it. Then, think about it. I’ll bet you will end up passing it on. I know each and every person that I sent this to is a good person…..one who cares about their families, their country, and their values.
  
STAND UP WITH ME AND MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD!
  
This is what I personally wrote to our senators, Rockefeller and Byrd. You don’t have to use Liberty Action to send emails. You can find your representatives addresses on the internet.
  
“West Virginia is a state with Christian morals. We do not support abortion . And now it has come to light that there will be provision for abortion in this health care bill. I cannot tell someone what to do with their body or the body of an innocent child. But, I DO NOT want my taxes paying for it. I’ve had enough and am ready to put my money where my mouth is. I planned to fight you all the way on this vote. And, I will rally friends, neighbors, and loved ones to do the same.
SHAME ON YOU,Senator. Rockefeller!  When is the last time that you even stepped a foot into our state and asked the people of West Virginia what we thought about health reform…or anything, for that matter. No…you are too busy making sure that you are a straight tow-the -Democratic party-line kinda guy. One good challenger will knock you right out of your overstuffed Senate chair. And, with the grass-roots movements and Tea Party candidates, you might want to rethink who your loyalty should be with….the WV people or your cronies in the Senate (like Pelosi and Reid). 

And,especially, SHAME ON YOU, Senator Byrd! You have always loved West Virginia. I have no doubt about that. You have done many wonderful things for the people of our state. I am appealing to you as a fellow West Virginian (who lives very near your small hometown) to please, reconsider this vote. Vote the way the people of West Virginia want you to vote. Not the way the Democratic party wants. Please don’t let us down. Listen to your conscience not the shoutings of Pelosi or Reid.”……TPB (only I used my real name, of course).

  

The bill passed the Senate and that’s sad. But, what is sadder is that NOBODY that I emailed sent one damn letter to either senator. Oh they had plenty of time to read and send funny emails. But, no time to take a couple of minutes to write their representatives. 

Maybe, I should have sent the following pictures…… 

 

Credit for that picture goes to FreakingNews, (I give credit when I know who to give credit to,) 

 

 

Thanks to Darleen Click for this photo. Saved me a lot of time not having to look up pics of the rest of the gang! 

How very sad. How disappointed I felt. I emailed people who are intelligent, outspoken, and talk about their political beliefs with much passion. Maybe  that’s what it is….just TALK! 

I’m really sad….and extremely pissed off.  

If you don’t like what your government is doing, STAND UP! Remember…it is (suppose to be ) WE THE PEOPLE! 

Bah humbug….I hope they all get a lump of coal in their stockings.   

For those of you who feel it necessary to leave comments that are opposed to my point of you….do so at your own risk. I’m in no mood to argue with people who support this bullshit.  

Letter From Gandad….

I got this in my email this morning. Neither of my trailerpark kids voted for Obama. Nor did I or TPKen. I thought this was worth sharing with y’all. I don’t know where it originated. If any of you do, please let me know and I’ll give them the credit for it.

 

 Guess you heard that 68% of the youth vote went to Obama. My granddaughter called this morning to tell me she was one of them.  So, I replied with this e-mail:
 
            Dear Susan,
 
            The election of Obama comes down to this. Your grandmother and I, your mother, and other productive, wage-earning taxpayers will have their taxes increased and that means less income left over. Less income means we will have to cut back on basic purchases, gifts and handouts.
 
       That includes firing the Hispanic lady who cleans our house twice a month. She just lost her job. We can’t afford her anymore.
 
            What is the economic effect of Obama’s election on you personally?  Over the years, your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars in food, housing, cash, clothing, gifts, etc.  By your vote, you have chosen another family over ours for help. So in the future, if you need assistance with your rent, money for gas, tires for your car, someone to bring you lunch, etc. … simply call: 
202-456-1111 .  That’s the telephone number for the Office of the President of the  United States .  I’m sure Mr. Obama will be happy to send a check from his personal or business accounts, as we have, or leave cash in an envelope taped to his front door for you, as we have.
 
            It’s like this. Those, like you, who vote for the President of the   United States   should consider what the impact of an election will be “on the nation as a whole” and not just be concerned with what they can get for themselves (welfare, stimulus checks, etc.). What Obama voters don’t seem to realize is that the government’s money comes from taxes collected from tax paying families. Raising taxes on productive people means they will have less money to spend on their families.
 
            Congratulations on your choice.  For future reference, you might attempt to add up all you’ve received from us, your mom, Mike’s parents and others and compare it to what you expect to get over the next four years from Mr. Obama.
 
            To congratulate Mr. Obama and to make sure you’re on the list for handouts, write to:
 
            The White House
            1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW
              Washington ,   DC      20500

        I  Love you Susan, but from now on, please write to the office listed above, or call them, whenever you need help.
 
            Grandad

PS….At the present time, I would not be able to help out my kids or anybody else. Thanks to Acorn, narcisstic, left wing actos (you’re an idot Sean Pean), and of course, The Messiah of the poor and Al Qaeda, Barney Frankenstein, and of course, Nancy ME-losi, TPKen and I have lost more than half of our IRA’s. This hurts us financially in a huge way. Being the owners of a small business, we had to save our own retirement money.  I spent a lot of time clipping coupons, shopping clearance sales, and learning how to do many things myself instead of hiring a professional to be able to deposit money into our IRAs . Mr. B. O. stole the money that we were planing to use to live on after we retire. So, now I can do one of 3….

1. Put in an application as a WalMart greeter.

2. Just keep quiet, let Mr. BO take the rest and find out where the line is forming for handouts.

3. Pack up, head to D.C. and see if one of the Obama girl’s will let me bunk with them.

I’m really pissed off and will stop writing so as to keep myself from getting in T-R-O-U-B-L-E with Big Brother.

Let me just add one more thing. I do all the stuff year round for the business such as payroll, quarterly taxes, acquiring supplies and whatever else is needed to run the business. TPKen does the income taxes at the end of the year. This year, after that audit, he was overly-cautious and probably didn’t claim us much stuff as he should have. Needless to say, we are paying a SHITLOAD of taxes. A shitload is a lot of money, friends.

Well, at least I can use the category, “SEX”  on this post. Mr. BO is screwing me every single day and in just about every single way.

Now, I’m off to do the quarterly reports. The fun never ends.

1947—PEOPLE OF THE WORLD—-HEAR US!!!

Received this in my email from a good friend. Thought that I’d share it. It explains a lot of strange happenings in Washington and other places in the US. government..

 

1947

 Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

 This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

 Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

 William J. Clinton

 Howard Dean

 Nancy Pelosi

 Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

 Barbara Boxer

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! Now You Know.

Funniest Political Picture Ever

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Illseed’s Blog

I dang near fell off of the commode. Yep, I take my laptop to the bathroom with me. That’s where I get some of my best ideas.

Y’all go check it out. IT’S HILARIOUS!