Some Spam Is Downright Funny….

I’m not sure how or why I started getting at least one half dozen ads for anything and everything related to a penis every day. I must have signed up for something that generated all of this spam. And, believe me, whatever  I signed up for was totally unrelated to this crap because I do not nor never have had a penis. Most of the time, I just delete the email but every once in a while, one will catch my eye due to the seriously bad spelling. I got one today that caught my eye just as I hit the delete button. I was so curious as to what it said that I went into my deleted stuff and read it. I know that you’ve all gotten that email that has all of the words with letters left out to test you to see if you can read it. This email is kinda like that. Is it disturbing or strange that I can actually read all of it?

Let’s see if you can……

IfYouHadA H arde rPe ni sYouCoul dRe allyPlea sur eY our G i rl‏

Mnior injruies froum disrupetrs–graezs and falsh-cutes–wuold beign to heeil in egiht to a hudnred huors, utnended. Thais weis epdiermal tsisue oenly. Tehre weis no recnet rpeort on utnended inetrnal huamn injruies, execpt, of cuorse, somwehere in the flies of soume mercilsesly curiuos Kilngon laboraotry. If he colud stabliize Aaorn’s condtiion loeng enoguh to fiend nighthsade and ditsill a crdue herat stmiulant of soume kiend–if he colud mainatin blo-od-transfsuions to keepi his herat gonig–if he colud oenly get enoguh sle-ep to keepi froum maikng msitakes

I don’t know what “mnior injruies froum disrupetrs” has to do with one having a  H arde rPe ni s unless the minor injuries are from getting kick in the nuts for being an atrocious speller. I think that the originator of the email must  not  get enoguh sle-ep to keepi froum maikng msitakes!

Yeah, sometimes spam is almost worth reading.

BTW…This is especially for, Jan!

Unattached Men…This Post Is Especially For You!

 

Well, you ladies might want to read it , too. You may be able to finally rid yourself of Uncle Charlie and his best friend, Roland, from showing up on Christmas morning while you are in the middle of opening gifts. No more buying extra tins of popcorn just in case they show up again. No more of your little ones asking why Charlie and Roland smell funny (from the heavy drinking/puking done the night before). No more trying to be polite while on the verge of a murderous rage watching Roland burn holes in your sofa with his constant chainsmoking.

Like the time, he dropped a fat, cheap cigar on your beautiful brand new Kate Spade purse, wherein the cigar rolled down into the front pocket of the purse and caused the smoke alarm to go off after the entire fornt of the purse had been destroyed not to mention the matching Kate Spade wallet inside and…..oh, silly me. That’s just a scenario. Made-up, never happened to me….grrrrr. Or, how ’bout your homeless brother who now lives in a RV with his really old mean dog never having anywhere to go so like a complete patsy/idiot, you go and invite him and he won’t come unless he can bring his dog. And, you, be the wonderfully, kind-hearted person that you are (after all it is Christmas) agree to let the dog come ,too. Then, the dog, who hasn’t been groomed since it was around 6 months old and is really shaggy, does the Toby trick on your freshly shampooed area rug. What’s the Toby trick, you say. See below….

 

 

 

Not that this has ever happened to me……grrrrrr.  Of course not. My house is just like a Christmas movie on Christmas morning. Admittedly, it would be the Griswald’s Christmas movie. And, the squirrel thing did happen one year ‘cept it was a bat. Faithful blogging friends will remember that from last year.

Alright, back to the original intent. Following is a TBP public service for all you lonely guys. Here are Gabe & Max with some tips on hygiene and how to look Borat-sexy,not to mention smelling strong wonderful. After following their advice, you should have no problem picking up a nice lady, attractive girl somewhat desperate person to spend the holidays with. Pay attention, take notes, follow their advice!!!!!!

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A Public Service for all you lonley guys!

Dudes, the holiday season is here. This means parties, shopping in crowded malls, watching the local production of either the Nutcracker or Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (depending on where you live. Our local theater does the latter) and other festivities involving mingling of the sexes.

Year after year, you’re out trolling for babes. You spend time hoping that Santa will deliver a Hooter’s girl or some other type of lucy-goosey funpal. Instead, you wake up on Christmas morning with a deflated blow-up Trixie…..

Too many of you have no luck and spend your holiday hangingout at your gramma and grampa’s (or sister’s) place scarfing down homemade goodies. Dec 26 comes along to find you alone and even worse, bloated from too many rum/peanut butter balls and gingerbread men.Trixie is deflated permanently this time (WTF did you do to her?).

So, sit down and let Gabe and Max help you become a somewhat (at least more than you are now) desirable man.

 

 

 

 

WARNING….LISTEN UP HERE. THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!!

TO ALL YOU REDNECK COON HUNTERS, DEER HUNTERS, SQUIRREL HUNTERS,BOAR HUNTERS, SNAKE CATCHERS, OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF ANIMAL HUNTER.:

DEER URINE SCENT, RACOON ATTRACTOR SCENT, OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL-SCENTS-IN-A-BOTTLE FROM WALMART OR A SPORTING GOODS STORE CANNOT BE SUBSITUTED FOR SPLASH-ON COLOGNE OR BODY SPRAY!!!!!

IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE THAT, JUST GO AHEAD AND PAT A LITTLE DEER URINE BEHIND YOUR EARS. BUT, DON’T BE SURPRISED TO FIND YOURSELF FOLLOWED AROUND BY A COUPLE OF WINOS WHO HAVE BEEN LAYING IN THEIR OWN PISS OR BY DEPENDS WEARING GRANNIES.

Wishing you a lucky holiday season!!!!

Chester The Molester…A Selfish Monster

 

This is my third or fourth post on Chester the Molester. The posts were not about the perv in Las Vegas. However, he fits right into the mold.  He is a perverted bastard. And, I would love to personally cut his “tools of the trade” into tiny pieces and stuff them into his mouth.

Writing in all caps is interpreted as being rude…….shouting. OK…..I’m shouting at all of you. Please listen!

PARENTS….PLEASE WAKE UP. DON’T FOOL YOURSELVES INTO THINKING THAT THIS COULD NEVER HAPPEN IN YOUR FAMILY. BELIEVE ME….IT CAN. LAST WEEK, MY NIECE’S GRANDFATHER WAS SENTENCED TO 30 YEARS IN PRISON FOR MOLESTING HER AND HER COUSIN. SHE NEVER TOLD ON HIM. NOBODY KNEW THAT THE LOVING GRANDPA WHO SHOWERED ATTENTION ON THE TWO GIRLS WAS A SICK, TWISTED BASTARD TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE LOVE AND TRUST OF TWO INNOCENT GIRLS. HE NOT ONLY PHYICALLY HURT THEM, HE PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGED THEM FOREVER. HE STOLE THEIR INNOCENCE. NO ONE SUSPECTED IT. NO ONE.

I WROTE A POST ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO ABOUT MY GROWN DAUGHTER BARELY ESCAPING THE CLUTCHES OF TWO MEN WHO TRIED TO KIDNAP HER OFF OF THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT IN A BUSY PLACE. THIS IS SCARY STUFF.

PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN. DON’T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN…..EVER!!!!!

This makes me so sad.

 I posted recently about doing an experiment on-line. I created a profile of a 12 year old girl. A 12 year old lonley girl with few friends and a mother who was wrapped up in her boyfriend. I did this in a chatroom for pre-teens. It took less than 30 seconds for 3 adult men to pm me offering “comfort” aka sex. If you don’t believe this, try it yourself. I used Yahoo chatrooms. But, I’m sure that the same thing goes on in most chatrooms.

We have got to educate ourselves on these sick assholes who will rape our children and destroy their future.

PLEASE DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SON, DAUGHTER, GRANDCHILD, ETC.

The following news story is local. This gutless perv actually tried to put the blame on the five year old girl. Unfriggin’beliable!

Defendant in sex crimes trial called a ‘selfish man’

Christian Giggenbach
Register-Herald Reporter
LEWISBURG — Jurors listened intently as prosecutors played a tape recorded confession of the Greenbrier County man on trial for sex crimes against a 5-year-old and a 14-year-old.

Once the jury was out of the courtroom, this prompted Circuit Judge James J. Rowe to ask both sides: “Why are we trying this case?”

Opening statements in the trial of Charles Omechinski III, 21, of Rainelle, were heard Tuesday with prosecutors calling the defendant a “selfish man,” who had sex with both minors “because he wanted to.”

Public Defender Steve Paragamian, with his client facing maximum prison time of over 200 years, said Omechinski only confessed because he was scared and wanted to please the investigating officer.

Omechinski was indicted last year on six counts of first-degree sexual assault of a five-year-old family member and one count of third-degree sexual assault of 14-year-old female neighbor.

Sheriff’s deputy Adam Martin testified that Omechinski willingly came to Rainelle City Hall last summer and openly discussed sex allegations made against him by Child and Youth and Advocacy Center officials.

Martin said Monica Accord, a CYAC forensic interviewer, contacted him after the 5-year-old implicated Omenchinski in several sex crimes. Martin then met and spoke with the child at the Robert C. Byrd Clinic in Lewisburg.

Assistant Prosecutor Steve Dolly played the taped confession for jurors and supplied a transcript copy for them to read.

Some jurors winced as the defendant described sex encounters with the five-year-old at their home in Rainelle.

During the interview with Martin, Omechinski appeared to be putting blame on the victim by saying she was the aggressor in some instances.“I remember back before Christmas … she came onto me,” Omechinski said on tape. “She comes to me and she took her clothes off and she was in her bed and she crawled up on me. She said ‘I want you to do something for me.’”On the tape, Omechinski is heard confessing to about 10 different sexual encounters with the child, some concerning oral sex. Omechinski was also heard saying he “did not enjoy the sex,” and “didn’t realize what the consequences were.”Martin also testified that Omechinski confessed that same day to having sex with a 14-year-old female neighbor.STOP Sex Offenders: Your source for child & family safety information! Informative Child Safety Area, child abuse information, National Sex Offender

Rock of Love aka White Trash Courting

From Vh1

 

ROCK OF LOVE WITH BRET MICHAELS” The Ten Episode Series Premieres In July 

“ NY – February 13, 2007 – Hot on the heels of VH1′s record breaking hits, “Flavor of Love” and “I Love New York,” comes a fresh new take on this wildly exciting relationship show. Known as the bandana-clad, blue-eyed lead singer from one of today’s legendary rock bands, Bret Michaels has been handpicked by VH1 and producers Mark Cronin & Cris Abrego to take this series to all new heights of rock-n-roll insanity! The hard-rockin’ Poison front man is looking for a woman who can truly keep up with his rock-n-roll lifestyle and not become jealous of his one true passion – performing which has been the reason for and destruction of most of his relationships. As VH1′s hottest eligible bachelor, a bevy of beauties will vie to win his heart in the new series “Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” premiering in July.”……Review from CelebritySpider.com

And now for a review from The Trailerpark…..

This is white trash television at it’s best/worst. A bunch of desperate women throwing themselves at a washed up rock star with what appears to be a fairly fresh face-lift. These gaudy gals look familiar. I think that they are all past Jerry Springer guests. This reminds me of a redneck backwoods family reunion where all the female cousins show up hoping to nab their city-dwellin’ first cousin. I’ll admit that Bret Micahels is pretty now with his constant do-rag and cowboy hat. But, come on……he’s in his middle 40′s and his sex-tape with Pam Anderson is old news.

I had not  watched the show until today. And, that was only because I lost my remote control and was too busy cleaning dust-bunnies out from under the sofa to change the channel. When I finally located the remote between the cushions, I was already mesmerized by the shenanigans on the reality rock show. On the episode that I saw today, the parents of the remaining ho’s ladies girls’ parents had come to the house to meet Michaels. Not only were one set of parents not shocked at seeing the stripper walk around naked, the dad was not upset when told that his daughter was performing certain sex acts but was upset in the manner that he was told by one of the other constestants.

NASTY, NASTY, NASTY…..this show is rated TOTAL YUCK! . And, I thought Flavor of Love was as low as it could go. I think I’ll stick with “My Name is Earl” for my white trash/redneck entertainment.

Fat Lesbians

 For those of you who openly or sneak around a watch porn, here’s a news flash for ya. Reading it might cause those fantasy scenes in your head to change a little!LESBIANS are twice as likely as heterosexual women to be overweight or obese, which puts them at greater risk for obesity-related health problems and death, US researchers said.The report, published in the American Journal of Public Health, is one of the first large studies to look at obesity among lesbians.

Ulrike Boehmer of the Boston University School of Public Health and colleagues looked at a 2002 national survey of almost 6000 women, and found that lesbians were 2.69 times more likely to be overweight and 2.47 times more likely to be obese.

“Lesbians have more than twice the odds of (being) overweight,” the authors wrote.

This would put them at a higher risk for diabetes and heart disease, among other ailments.

“Our findings indicate that lesbian sexual identity is linked to a greater prevalence of overweight and obesity,” the authors wrote in the study, released this week.

They reviewed smaller studies that have suggested a higher prevalence of obesity among lesbians and the possible reasons why.

“The results of these studies indicate that lesbian women have a better body image than do heterosexual women,” they wrote.

But the authors said they placed little confidence in the idea that lesbians were more muscular than straight women, and thus were more likely to have a high body mass index, or BMI, while having little body fat.

High muscle mass is “unlikely to lead to classification as obese,” the researchers said.

“We reported greater odds of both overweight and obesity in lesbians and we feel confident in asserting that these differences are a result of increased adiposity,” the researchers wrote.

Go, ahead. It’s OK for men to cry. Get your hankie and blow and snot and get this terrible blow out of your system…….That is unless you are a “chubby chaser”. Then, this might make you very happy!

Listen Up, Dumba**…..

Good…..now, I’ve got your attention. No one was reading this post when it was titled, “My Daughter Was The Victim of An Attempted Abduction”. So, now, dammit, read it.

 

I posted this in another blog that I co-write. And, I don’t usually post the same thing of both blogs. But, I want as many people as possible to read this. 

You see it on the news. You read about it in the newspapers. You might shudder and think, “Oh, that poor girl”. And, you think that it can’t happen to you. But, it can. My daughter was a victim of an attempted abuction today. I waver between shock and terrible sadness thinking that her picture could have been on the following video.

It was a normal Saturday here. Rushing around to get stuff done. For some really weird reason, I had some strong thoughts about my daughter. Something about my daughter. What? Just a strange, uneasy feeling.

Then, the call came. My son-in-law calling to tell me……

Today, in the middle of the day, in the middle of a town that was having a Kid’s Day celebration, my daughter could have become one of these victims. She was running with headphones on when an older, brown van slowed down beside her. The door opened and an arm came out. Listening to music, she couldn’t hear them. Then, the van came to a complete stop. The arm reached out for her. even further. The man was smiling. And reaching.  Thank God that she saw the arm. She turned and ran in the other direction. She ran to the YMCA where my SIL was. She was hysterical. She told him about the men in the van. When he called me, my knees almost gave out. I have written many posts here and other places about pediophiles and abductions…..never dreaming that it would actually happen in my family. Warning others that it could happen to anyone. But, it didn’t really sink in even for me until today.

Thank you, God for sparing her.

I told her to call the police but she was hesitant. She questioned herself…..did she cause this? Were her running shorts provocative? Did she smile at someone without thinking? Finally, I convinced her……..

NO! NO! NO!

It was in no way her fault. Perverts, pediophiles, scumbags who prey on innocent victims are the ones to blame.

She filed a police report. It may have prevented someone else’s daughter from being taken away from them.

PLEASE…..I am writing this here in hopes that you will listen. We live in a city that is not very large. Averge America. A place where you think people are safe.  Predators are everywhere. Do not fool yourself into thinking that it can never happen to you or someone you love.

Deep Throat….The Documentary

Plot Synopsis: Inside Deep Throat DVD . Inside Deep Throat DVD examines the unanticipated lasting cultural impact generated by Deep Throat, a sexually explicit film first shown in a midtown Manhattan adult theater in June 1972 that quickly became the flashpoint for an unprecedented social and political firestorm. Generally considered the most profitable film of all time (produced for less than $25,000), Deep Throat unexpectedly became a cultural phenomenon at the moment when the nation’s movements of sexual liberation, equal rights and questioning authority demanded a combustible focus. The barely one-hour long adult title became compulsory viewing for millions of Americans. More than 30 years later, Inside Deep Throat DVD examines the chasm between the modest intentions of the filmmakers behind Deep Throat and the unforeseen, ironic impact and legacy that their film left on society.
Purchase The Inside Deep Throat DVD today. Purchase The Inside Deep Throat DVD securely from the Universal Online Store.Inside Deep Throat stars are…
Dennis Hopper… Narrator
Peter Bart… himself
Warren Beatty… himself
Bob Hope… himself
Hugh Hefner …himself
Wes Craven …himself
Johnny Carson… himself

 

I never saw the movie Deep Throat. I was not very  old when it came out. I never gave it any thought ever. Last night when I couldn’t sleep, I turned on HBO and there was a doc on Deep Throat. I loved documentaries but am not a porn fan. Porn makes me feel that love is not necessary to have sex. And, I guess for a lot of people, it’s not. But, I have to have some feelings and connection with a person to engage in sexual activity.

So, I sat back and prepared myself to be disgusted. But, instead, I was amused. Maybe, if I had actually seen the orginal film, my perception might have been different. But, what I saw were some dirty old men wearing pants up to their armpits talking about the good old days. One guy was even being berated by his wife in the background. It was kinda of creepy……kinda of hearing about your grandpa groping his candy-stripe volunteer in the nursing home.

It was filmed in 6 days for 25 thousand dollars. The government didn’t want you to see it. It was banned in 23 states. It has grossed over 600 million dollars. And it is the most profitable film in motion picture history. The film discusses how Deep Throat (1972) was actually distributed to theaters. Prints would be hand-delivered and employees would count heads of moviegoers and then collect the cash profits from the theaters. This process was known as sending “checkers and sweepers.

Deep Throat is definitely a smutty porno movie. But, it didn’t bother nearly as bad as these senior citizens talking about it. Most of them were either actors, directors, etc. The lounge-lizard-type guy with his leg thrown over his chair is sickly funny. He seems to want people to still look at his crotch which you can’t help but doing. The problem is that there is nothing to look at. And, the old guy sitting on the bed has his pants belted up to right under his manboobs.

Instead of feeling dirty for watching this, I felt yucky and in need of a shower from the dirty old men.

 

Would You Like To Add 4-6 Inches?

 

In my mail today, I got a catalog with this on the front…..”We’ve Got Your Size!” Really? How do they know my size?  Size of what? Hoagie? Bowling shoes? Surely, not undies!

Next, I got, “Do You Need A F*ck Buddy? We Have One For You!”  Who has the job of looking in my bedroom window? I want to know right now. I feel violated knowing that someone is watching me lounge around in my “The SKy Is Falling” chicken pjs. Sure they are cute…..little yellow chickes with hands over little chicken eyes, looking upward and just waiting to get hit on the beak by a piece of sky. But, they are private wear not peeping Tom wear. If I have to call 911, what cop is going to believe that somebody would peep at a chick wearing chick pjs?

Then, here’s one of my favorites:

“Do you want to add 4-6 inches?”……To what? Height, hipgs, boob, kitchen counter space, my hair? Surely, they could n’t be talking about a “noodle”. I don’t have one. And, after recieivng the following email below, I absolutely do not want one.

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- Instructional CD-ROM
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- Special Deluxe Support Piece
- Complete Spring Loaded Base Assembly
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This revolutionary device comes with a 1 inch wide Soft and Strong Silicone Comfort Strap that comfortably secures the head of the penis unlike the penis choking noose!

 

 

 Stay away from penis extenders that use plastic tubes/ropes that choke your penis.Achieve spectacular results with this amazing Penis Extender! This incredible medical device quickly and painlessly enlarges your penis to any size you desire!

OR: (Sorry no picture available for this one)

 

ACTUAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT GADGETS:

Supplies for making The Captn’s Wench

All of the following items can be purchased almost anywhere: Wal-Mart, Home-Depot, Lowes, etc.

You will need:

• 1 X 10″x2″ strip of Industrial Strength VELCRO brand Tape with sticky back*
• 2 X 1″x2″ rectangles of Grippers (Soft Touch by Waxman)**
• 1 X 1 to 3 feet of 1″ wide nylon strap
• 1 X medium CableClamp brand clamp

Tools:

• Scissors
• Ruler

* You must use this very product for the Wench to succeed. Only the Industrial Strength version will suffice. It is sold in a 4 foot quantity (black or white) for apprx $6.00 at Wal-Mart and other stores.

** This product is sold in several sizes: 1″x2″ rectangles, 1″x4″ rectangles, and 6″x6″ squares. It is a “hard rubber” product with a sticky backing and a textured front that works ideally for this device. However, it can be substituted with a like material provided it has a thickness of 1/4″: Hard Rubber, soft plastic, balsa wood, (you may need to apply a silicone film to the front face of slicker surfaces). I highly recommend using Gripper rectangles.

OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH!!!!

Then, I have “Choose your diet’s daily tip”. OK….is this peeping Tom telling me that I’m fat? How very rude!!!!!!

 These peeping Toms had better mind their p’s and q’s. Because, just as soon as my check clears to Mr. Robert Chambers, Esqire, I will be receiving millions of dollars that was left to my by a kind, elderly widow who is on her death bed in Nigeria. Then, I’ll hire a “Need a PI  from the firm of “ Find Out If Your Spouse Is Cheating” firm and track down these peeping Toms who are invading my private space.

And, if all else fails, I’ll train this puppy to be a guard dog just as soon as my $650 check to Tommy Mark clears:

From: Tommy Mark
To: Arthur Dent
Date: February 25, 2006
Subject: Puppy for sale

my is clement i am from barrytown(new york) but due to work presntly i was just been transfered about couple of days for a missionary purpose in west africa.right now i am still located in republic of benin where am carrying out my missionary assignment and due to tight assignment i found myself i don’t have much time to take good care of my puppy like i use to,and so also the environment that the puppy found her self here in republic of benin is too harsh. therefore have decided to give out the puppy to a good caring person that would treat my puppy with a tender care and a well family interraction.

the puppy is well breed and the puppy has a current vaccination,vet exams,health certificate and 1year guarantee.the puppy has potty trained,home raise and socialized for tremendious attitude.well and excellent temparamented.the puppy has super trainability and people pleasing personality.the puppy is given a high learning a delight elegance of structure and well dewormed.the dog has C.K.C,A.K.C and F.C.I Registered.am offering the puppy out at $650 each one including the shipment.and i have attack the pics of my puppy, and i will like to attach the pic of mine self.

i will like to hear from you as soon as possible.Thanks AND GOD BLESS.

 This is another ad for adding inches to my non-existant member: A Do-IT-YOURSELF-KIT ACTUAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT GADGETS:

Supplies for making The Captn’s Wench

All of the following items can be purchased almost anywhere: Wal-Mart, Home-Depot, Lowes, etc.

You will need:

• 1 X 10″x2″ strip of Industrial Strength VELCRO brand Tape with sticky back*
• 2 X 1″x2″ rectangles of Grippers (Soft Touch by Waxman)**
• 1 X 1 to 3 feet of 1″ wide nylon strap
• 1 X medium CableClamp brand clamp

Tools:

• Scissors
• Ruler

* You must use this very product for the Wench to succeed. Only the Industrial Strength version will suffice. It is sold in a 4 foot quantity (black or white) for apprx $6.00 at Wal-Mart and other stores.

** This product is sold in several sizes: 1″x2″ rectangles, 1″x4″ rectangles, and 6″x6″ squares. It is a “hard rubber” product with a sticky backing and a textured front that works ideally for this device. However, it can be substituted with a like material provided it has a thickness of 1/4″: Hard Rubber, soft plastic, balsa wood, (you may need to apply a silicone film to the front face of slicker surfaces). I highly recommend using Gripper rectangles.

OUCHOUCHDOUBLEOUCH……Hmmm…..wonder if they sell one for boobs?

 

Pediophiles Among Us

 

 I usually try to write something light-hearted or something to get a debate going. But, today, I am writing about something very serious. I have written about this before. Too bad, this topic doesn’t get more hits. People need to wake up to this disgusting problem in our society. No one’s children are safe. We need to teach them about people like this and what to look out for in the way of the person’s/pervert’s actions. These people are master manipulators at garnering trust and then taking advantage of that trust. The article below happened in my area. Actually, this pediophile worked his way into our church and we actually supported him as a missionary. No one, I repeat, NO ONE, suspected him of any kind of wrong doings. He is a  tall, lean, muscular man who got a job at ABC as an outdoor guide, taking kids on rafting, camping, rockclimbing and hiking trips. My own daughter went on a couple of his trips. One girl, that I won’tt name to keep her privacy, was very close to him. She was around him since she was very small. He would put her up on his lap and it seemed very natural. We all thought that he was just fond of her. Still don’t know if he did anything to her. I know her family and am not going to ask.

I just want to plead with parents to be cautious and weary of people who take a special interest in your children. Believe me, they might appear very normal and even quite devout. This whole sickening event/events took everyone in our church and comminity by surprise. Never, ever, in a million years would we have suspected this “upstanding, devout, Christian” man of any of this. BUT….he did do it. And, he ran. Now, finally, he will have to face the music. He will have to suffer the humiliation of going on trial in front of people who loved him and supported him, only to be made fools of. But, nothing that he will experience will compare to the feelings and memories of the little girls that he molested.

This can happen to YOUR CHILD in your community. If you suspect something, please don’t dismiss it. Investigate to keep your children safe.

And monitor your children on the computer especially in chat rooms. A few days ago, I decided to test the reports about pediophiles on children’s chat rooms. I went into Yahoo Chat for 13 year olds and created a fake name and profile. I was astounded when in less than one minute, I had 4 requests from ADULT males to chat. Keep your child safe. They may get upset with you looking over their shoulder. But, wouldn’t you rather they be upset with you than have to go retrieve them from somebody who lured them into their perverted lair?

Think about all of this, please!

 

Former ABC camp leader who fled is arrested

Slip-up leads to capture in Mississippi; fugitive had been on the run since 2006

By Matthew Hill
Register-Herald Reporter
At least one State Police trooper was elated Thursday as he described the details of the capture in Mississippi two weeks ago of one of Raleigh County’s most wanted sexual fugitives.“He, to me, is a predator,” Sgt. T.L. Bragg said as he discussed the arrest by a Mississippi sheriff’s deputy of Thomas Duncan, 60. He was booked at Southern Regional Jail last Friday.

Duncan is a former Appalachian Bible College youth camp leader who was indicted in 2004 on two counts of first-degree sexual abuse and three counts of sexual abuse by a custodian. He was arrested by State Police in November 2003 for the alleged sexual abuse of several young girls.

His trial was to have begun in May 2006 in Raleigh County Circuit Court, but his failure to appear prompted Circuit Judge John Hutchison to order Duncan’s $20,000 bond forfeited.

That move put police hot on Duncan’s trail. Duncan proved to be quite elusive for several months, Bragg said, as state and federal authorities tracked him through Tennessee, Georgia and finally Mississippi. According to Bragg, the effort to apprehend Duncan was widespread, encompassing the State Police, U.S. marshals, the U.S. Postal Service, a Secret Service officer and even immigration officials.

“He was known to go out of the country, so we had them flag his name in their system in case he would try to get a pass to go out of the country. I even checked with the Veterans Administration to see if he had been getting a check anywhere. This was a very widespread operation to try to track him down. We did a lot of technical stuff that had to be court-ordered. He left no paper trail, no money trail,” Bragg explained.

Duncan had addresses in Bridgeport and Florida and was thought to have been in the Central American country of Belize at one time.

Duncan’s capture was initiated by a simple traffic stop, the diligent eyes of a Mississippi sheriff’s deputy and a purported slip-up by Duncan.

At first, Bragg said, Duncan provided the officer with the appropriate identification. Duncan then said, “No, no, wait, let me give you this,” as Bragg recalled, and gave the deputy false information. The deputy went back to his patrol car, reviewed the audio of Duncan’s comments to retrieve the original information and arrested him.

“He (Duncan) screwed up,” Bragg noted.

Bragg’s only concern is that Duncan may have other victims.

“I’m afraid, because of his demeanor, that there are possibly other victims out there,” Bragg said, without elaborating.

“There could be. His mode of operation was basically to pry into religious organizations — like he did here at ABC — take people on camping trips and start maneuvering his way in. It’s (his capture) absolutely a feeling of relief. John Foster (of Beckley’s U.S. marshals office) and myself felt that, as long as he’s out there, there are possibly more victims.”

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Although ABC President Daniel Anderson said after the 2003 arrest that the allegations against Duncan did not involve any of the program activities in which he was employed at the Bradley Bible college, police reports indicated the incidents occurred with girls between the ages of 8 and 12 while Duncan was working with ABC’s Alpine Bible Camp.

State Police alleged the incidents took place both during planned outings under approval of the college and during activities not overseen by the college that Duncan would do on the side.

Some of the alleged events occurred in Raleigh County, while others purportedly took place in Greenbrier and Pocahontas counties.

Police said Duncan either “touched the girls inappropriately or had them to touch him inappropriately.”

College officials terminated Duncan’s employment as soon as they received word of the allegations and before his arrest on Nov. 26, 2003.

Reasons We Don’t Want To Have Sex

There was a study released a few days ago about why people want to have sex.

Being a fair-minded person, I thought it only fittin’ to list some of the reasons people don’t want to have sex. Please feel free to post a reply and include any reason that you can think of and be honest.

REASONS PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX

1.Stress out

2.His/her feet smell like a hot garbage dump

3. His/her breath smells like they’ve been licking a dog’s ass

4. He/she is a relative

5.Long nose hairs are a big turn-off…..especially on women

6.He/she looks like a dough roll with wrapping string in that thong/bikini underwear.

7. He/she says, “Hey, smell this!”

8,He/she is munching on a hoagy during foreplay.

9, He/she is watching football/soap operas and robotically hollering “Yeah baby” during sex.

10.He/she insist the dog/cat/gerbil/pet python, etc. be in the bed with you.

11. Right before joining your partner in bed, you have discovered  fresh hockers, pube hairs, poop stained underwear on the bathroom.

12. He/she wants their parents approval……and  invites them to watch and critique

13. He/she talks about their past/present girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband during the intimate moments.

14. He/she insist on wearing a Army medic uniform and shout “Incoming”

15. He/she insist they are an alien and need to take notes/record the act to report to their alien superior. Also, wants to be called Xxxxsssrck, The Mighty!

16. Insist they you rate them from 1-10 on every step of the way….during the sex act.

17. Wears perfume/cologne that conjurs up visions of your grandma/grandpa.

18.Wants you to pretend that you are their sister/brother and holler, “I’m telling Mom!”

19 Doing a term paper on how bees/spiders react to people having sex. Brings bees/spiders.

20.Hoping to give birth to the anit-christ.

21. Insist you salute his/her penis/poontang and address it all the time by it’s Name or Title.

If anyone has anymore, please comment!!!!