Tag Archives: Bill Clinton

1947—PEOPLE OF THE WORLD—-HEAR US!!!

28 Feb

Received this in my email from a good friend. Thought that I’d share it. It explains a lot of strange happenings in Washington and other places in the US. government..

 

1947

 Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

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 This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

 Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

 William J. Clinton

 Howard Dean

 Nancy Pelosi

 Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

 Barbara Boxer

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me. No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! Now You Know.

Looky….A Chicken!!!!!

3 Dec

Got this in my email today and just had to share it with y’all! If you’ve seen if before, it won’t kill ya to read it again. 

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?       chicken1

 

*SARAH PALIN:*  Before it got to the  other side, I shot the chicken, cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken  burgers for lunch.   

chicken3*BARACK OBAMA:*  The chicken crossed  the road because it was time for a change!  The chicken wanted  change!  

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*JOHN MC CAIN:*  My friends, that chicken crossed  the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and  dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the  road.   

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*HILLARY CLINTON:*  When I was First Lady, I  personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience  makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every  chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.  But then, this really isn’t about me. 

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*GEORGE W. BUSH:*  We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.  The chicken is either against us, or for us.  There is no middle ground here.

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   *DICK CHENEY:*  Where’s my  gun?  

 *COLIN POWELL:*  Now to the left of the screen, you  can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the  road.

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   *BILL CLINTON:*  I did not cross the road with that  chicken.  What is your definition of chicken?   

*AL*  GORE:*  I invented the chicken.

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   *JOHN KERRY:*  Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!  It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about  the chicken’s intentions.  I am not for it now and will remain  against it.  

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 *AL SHARPTON:*  Why are all the chickens  white?  We need some black chickens.

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   *DR. PHIL:*  The  problem we have here is that this chicken doesn’t realize that he must  first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes  after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is  help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his current  problems  before adding new problems.   

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*OPRAH:*  *Well, I  understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to  cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his  mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this  chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his  life like the rest of the chickens. 

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  *ANDERSON COOPER, CNN:*  We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been  allowed access to the other side of the road. 

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*NANCY GRACE:** *  That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. 

 

Celebrating My Poontang…..

17 Aug

Hey, y’all…….guess what? My poontang is more popular as blablabla’s (and her’s is listed on a professional coochie site called LonelyWivesAffairs.) BTW….she’s the one who looks like she’s getting it on with a telephone pole.

I was checking my stats and saw that I had over 7,000 hits on my poontang post! And, at the other blog that I co-author, I’ve had over 3,000 hits on it. That’s 10,000 hits on the all vajayjay. Of course, I’m talking about blog hits not literally whacking my cooter. Now that would make for one black and blue twatter!

……….My Poontang Post

So, let’s have a Poontang Post celebration.

I brought cake……

Coochie Cake

Coochie Cake

and we’re gonna………

…….and believe me…..MINE WAS!

How would y’all (my blog girlfriends and some boyfriends) enjoy a nice, nasty stripper show? Yeah…..I thought that you might………

So, now to the guest list

1. All of y’all (my blog buddies).

2. Elizabeth Edwards John Edwards Rielle Hunter

3. The Obamas

4. The McCains

5 .Bill and Hillary Clinton

6. Casey Anthony

7. Bill O’reilly and Keith Oberman and Ann Coulter

8. George Clooney

9. David Cook, Clay Aiken and his baby mama, Fantasia, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Shawn P Diddy Combs, Amy Winehouse, George Clooney, Tyra Banks, Oprah Winfrey, Ellen Degeneres, Gary Busey, Rick Springfield, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Michael Phelps,Bono,Sting, Cher,Daughtry

10. Cheating Chinese gymnast

11. Anybody else that I can think of as a tag that will get me hits. Come on…..y’all didn’t think I was really gonna invite those people to my Vagina Celebration, did ya?

12. Cycling Swiss Guy Totally just kidding!

13. Larry King and David Hasselhoff…….no friggin’ way!

14. Ozzy Osborne

15. Dr. McSteamy…..serious about this one!

Now, we need some favors for my guests…..hmmmm…..how about……

Velvet Vulva Pillow

Velvet Vulva Pillow

Or if that doesn’t ticke your fancy, you can pick your own gift here………Vulva Art!!!!!!

And of course, we need decorations………

OK….I know y’all are disappointed. I spent quite a while trying to find balloons/decorations that were appropriate. All I could find were p****y pinaita. And, the search that I did for “adult balloons” just resulted in me finding way more than I need to know about what some women do to balloons and the weirdos that pay to watch them do it. NO LINK FROM ME! Uh uh….you’ll have to check that out on your own if you wanna see it.

OK……LET THE CELEBRATION BEGIN!!!!!!

OH….DON’T FORGET TO SIGN THE GUEST LIST BY LEAVING A COMMENT!!!!!

Bill Clinton….Future 1st Man?

8 Feb

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Today, I got into a heated discussion with my non-voting(never registered) brother. You know….the one who lives in a car wash and hits me up for moolah on a regular basis. The one who has never held a tax-paying job for more than 2-3 months. He got on his soapbox (which was probably bummed from somebody since I’m sure he hasn’t enough money to buy a soapbox or soap for that matter) about how bad our government is, what a rotten country this is, etc.

I believe that I live in the best country in the world. I love the United States. No, it’s not perfect but it’s my country and I am damn proud that it is.

He began a strange monologue type ramble about how great this country was under Bill Clinton. HUH? Did he actually, seriously mean Bill “Bubba” Clinton????

Excuse me! I didn’t sleep thru the Clinton administration. And, I can guarantee you that “the leech” was not any better off financially, with health care, with mental health care, etc. while Bubba was in office. I asked him to name just one single thing that was better for him during that administration. His answer……not as many illegal aliens coming in and taking jobs away from him and others. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am not one of those left-wing nuts who want to greet the aliens with a box lunch and a beer once they made it to our side. And, I don’t know how many jobs have been taken by illegal aliens. Haven’t really researched it in depth. But, I do know this.,…. NO ILLEGAL ALIEN took a job from my brother. Why? My brother has never had a job to be taken away.

I cut him off at the knees and told him to call me and discuss politics after he signed up and voted. In the meantime, keep your piehole shut. Ya don’t vote…..ya can’t complain.

Today’s piece of shit cake goes to….drumroll please…..my ignorant carwashliving brother. shitcake1.jpgBe sure and share it with your hero, BC.

Do you really want to relive the Clinton years? Do you really want to keep funneling government money to the Billary twins? I got this in my email. Before, I passed it on, I checked the facts on the internet. This is very telling so I thought that I would share it.

AND…..Please vote! But, please, THINK before you vote. Don’t follow a group or a pack. Think for yourself.

Now, the email:

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton :

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, “Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore.” So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
“Thank you” for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones , Monica
Lewinsky , Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick .
Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now
he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know
is what the meaning of “sex” is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one
does NOT have sex.


4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie “Wag the
Dog” could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment’s from
the Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other ” Clinton ” scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, “gutting” much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on “vacations” carefully
disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for “finding” millions of dollars (I really didn’t need
it in the first place, and I can’t think of a more deserving group of
recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting.
I
understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time
aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of
Arkansas )

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure that
Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
gifts you’ve received from your “friends.”

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China , silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out
of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her “tell-all” book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for
your memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!

14. The last and most important point – thank you for forcing Israel to
let Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in
Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of
the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to
release so-called “political prisoners”. However, the Israelis would not
release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time,
Bill Clinton , and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher , “insisted”
that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World
Trade Center . This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
from all later reports. Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth? What a
guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen

PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for “inventing” the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual
e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State
Senator, now comes under the “Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,”
which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her
Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans
were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives
Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
WE DO!

It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,
they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York
Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still
makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments
hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge
the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra
residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means
that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton’s salary, mortgage,
transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12
man staff — and, this is all perfectly legal!
When she runs for President,
will you vote for her?

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