I’m a bipolar who has looked high and low and tried all kinds of so-called cures.
I have found that nothing is better than a really, good belly-laugh!!!!!!
Hobbies: Shopping, hoarding the purchase, shopping again. Trying to rid my life of clutter of all the stuff that I bought which I have not been successful with just yet.
I love collecting weird things. which would explain why I married my husband and have the friends that I do.
My biggest goal in life is capture 40 wild beavers, put them in an above the ground swimming pool, and throw in some logs. Then, I will coach them on how to carve me out some big wooden Indians like at the cigar store. Then, I’ll sell them and be RICH RICH RICH! My alternative plan is to sell beaver pelts.
Either that, or marry Chuck Norris and watch him beat the crap out of everybody.
Thank you very much for adding me to your Blogroll. I have added you as a “Psycho Therapy” referral.
-pp
By: pistolpete on March 28, 2007
at 7:04 pm
Funny, I too have manic depression and enjoy laughing. If you’re interested, this is me today: http://saltedlithium.wordpress.com/2007/08/31/bahloonahtic/
By: Gabriel... on September 3, 2007
at 2:28 pm
Enjoy the blog, your my only out of town blogger I recommend. Of course I am found of anything with Trailer in it.
Buck
By: Buck on October 20, 2007
at 3:50 pm
hey may i steal your idea?
i wanna become rich too
and honestly your hobbies are dangerous.
ok time to check your blog
By: a gay dad on November 17, 2007
at 8:27 am
Any woman that likes Chuck Norris is a friend
By: Big Aggie on December 11, 2007
at 12:43 am
Big Aggie…I guess that makes us BFF!!!! Vote Chuckabee!!!!!
By: trailerparkbarbie on December 11, 2007
at 2:55 am
Isn’t sheer panic and terror invigorating? Bats are just so good at avoiding getting caught, all that radar and shit.
They always travel in pairs you know.
GoingLikeSixty
goinglikesixty@gmail.com
http://goinglikesixty.com
By: Mark Van Patten on January 3, 2008
at 3:21 am
Now, thanks a hellova lot, Mark. I guess you know that I will be hiding under my bed tonight.
By: trailerparkbarbie on January 3, 2008
at 4:12 am
Hmm… The Chuck Norris idea seems to be the best. However, the guy’s 68 now. I know he is Chuck Norris, but you suppose he can still take on… say 300 people at a go?
Would you revise to a younger bash-em-up hubby, or would you stick with Chuck?
Remember, younger bash-em-up hubby probably comes with computer aided special effects…
By: hammy on February 20, 2008
at 4:28 pm
hammy….don’t ya know that Chuck Norris is immortal? AND, he has super senses. So, be very careful when you talk about him.
BTW…I acutally know somebody named Hammy.
By: trailerparkbarbie on February 20, 2008
at 5:17 pm
Hey, I just discovered your site and laughed and said, “Hey, this girl ripped me off.” But then when I saw you’ve been on here for a year, well, now I’m afraid your going to think that about me! Us white trash gotta stick together!!!
By: thegirlfromtheghetto on February 21, 2008
at 2:29 am
Do you have a blog? I tried to find it. Drop the link here so we (me and the voices) can drop by.
By: trailerparkbarbie on February 21, 2008
at 3:54 am
The place looks great TPB.
http://thegirlfromtheghetto.wordpress.com/
By: Gabriel... on February 21, 2008
at 10:05 am
Thanks, G. However, I’m still ignorant on how to do so much tech stuff. And, I’m gonna have to start proof-reading. I have an awful habit of never proof-reading anything. That goes back to even grade school. I think it’s because my mind races so fast that I NEED to get the stuff out and written before I’m on to something else.
Thanks for the link. I’m gonna go pay gg a visit.
And, who knows….I might surprise you by dropping in, too.
By: trailerparkbarbie on February 21, 2008
at 2:47 pm
TAG… you’re it TPB. I was tagged with a meme about books by Clare (clarelmartin.wordpress.com), I thought it was interesting and part of it was I tag five other people… so TAG, no tag backs.
saltedlithium.wordpress.com/2008/02/27/book-tagged/
By: Gabriel... on February 27, 2008
at 8:04 pm
Gabe…every time I look at your pic, I think it looks like a big mis-colored nipple. What is it?
Gotta figure out who to tag now.
By: trailerparkbarbie on February 27, 2008
at 10:12 pm
I was actually thinking about changing it soon… it’s a plastic/rubber ball. I was at a friends place and they have two kids so I was playing with the toys. In the larger version you can just make out my friends sitting on the couch… it’s so bright, and they’re so dark, because I was using my flash. I love that it looks so close to being totally obscene… it’s definitely the brightest avatar I’ve seen.
By: Gabriel... on February 28, 2008
at 4:41 pm
really nice blog.. and we have the same theme too! but anyways, keep blogging cos its nice to see life at the other end of the tunnel.. cheers!
By: jennyspeaks (another bipolar) on March 12, 2008
at 8:49 am
TPB,
I am enjoying your blog, you are so funny! You need to write a book!
I’m not bipolar but do have an addictive personality so I can relate to some of your posts. I also suffer from anxiety attacks and depression, aren’t our brains fun???
Going back to read June now
By: TXRedneckgrl on April 3, 2008
at 9:12 pm
TXRedneckgrl…..Thanks!!!!
Look everybody…..I finally have somebody who wants to read my stuff. OMG! My first reader that I didn’t have to bribe! I’m so excited that I ’bout to get a case of the vapors!!!
Come back, come back, TX!
By: trailerparkbarbie on April 5, 2008
at 2:47 am
I’m pretty new on wordpress… how do I subsribe to this blog?
By: tragicallyunhip on April 8, 2008
at 10:48 am
tragic…first, thanks! I’m glad you like this blog.
Actually, I’m knda dumb about tech stuff.
I know that if you have a blog, you look in the upper right corner and hit the “blog info” button. It will give you several options including subscribing.
I really need to do some more research on tech stuff about blogging. I just get on here and write instead of TCB over stuff.
OK…my assignment for today is to figure out how to answer questions like this.
Ya see…I’m WTWM, not WTWB (white trash with brains).
Hope to see you here again.
By: trailerparkbarbie on April 8, 2008
at 1:08 pm
I’m loving it. I’ll be back.
By: tragicallyunhip on April 8, 2008
at 1:19 pm
YEAH!!!!
2 loyal readers. Your $1 will be in the mail shortly!
By: trailerparkbarbie on April 8, 2008
at 1:21 pm
Woohoo!
By: tragicallyunhip on April 8, 2008
at 1:32 pm
My cheque better be in the mail… in the bluebar at the top right-hand side of your page (if you’re a WordPress member and logged in) there’s a drop menu called Blog Info, click on “Add To Blogroll” and Trailer Park Barbie link will appear in your sidebar under “Blogroll”…
By: Gabriel... on April 8, 2008
at 3:11 pm
Gabe…out of cash right now. Will you accept food stamps?
Thanks for clarifying what I was trying to say.
By: trailerparkbarbie on April 8, 2008
at 4:00 pm
I’d accept regular stamps right now, there must be some calories in the glue.
You had it right… that’s how to subscribe to a blog. I just thought he might like to Blogroll you as well because you’re very blogrollable.
By: Gabriel... on April 8, 2008
at 7:25 pm
Oooh…I’m blushing. I’ve never been called “blogrollable” before. You’re so naughty!
By: trailerparkbarbie on April 8, 2008
at 7:42 pm
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By: People Curious To Learn The Contents Of My Room Hit Me Three Times With The Same Meme « …salted lithium. on April 21, 2008
at 11:44 am
i might be in love with you.
hopefully tomorrow i will remember to look you up and see if you are as funny, when i’m sober.
betcha will be.
thanks for the smile.
By: dixiegrrl13 on May 22, 2008
at 3:25 am
No! No! Dixie……hard drinking is a requirement in finding me funny. Have a couple then come back and read.
By: trailerparkbarbie on May 22, 2008
at 1:19 pm
What a great lifes ambition…but don’t you have to feel wild beavers???
What do they eat…? In comes the fish issues…do they eat fish????
What size and on throwing them in the above ground pool would you have to keep small children away from the pool???
That all sounds like to much WORK!
Secondly, the carved Indians…girl I can see all of the politically correct people waiting to come out of their closets on this one! HOLY CRAP!
Quick shut the door and wedge a chair under it coz girl you are “a Fix’en to get attacked!” LOL
And thirdly…JEZOOOOO girl…you are fix’n to get blood or red paint throw all over that pretty double wide…it will look like St.Valentine’s Day Massacure. I can see the neighbors now…even though they are probably used to your going’s on’s, over there, This will be too much for them to bear and the police will be called thinking you have gone into a bipolar frenzie and killed your kids, husband and the damn dog.
I do think we need to talk…let’s blog roll.
Sharon
~The Baby Boomer Queen~
BabyBoomerAdvisorClub.com
By: babyboomerqueen on June 4, 2008
at 2:05 pm
“I love collecting weird things. which would explain why I married my husband and have the friends that I do.”
BAhahahahahaha! Love it!
I actually married a Chuck lookalike. Really, see? http://todaysmusings.wordpress.com/about/
You can borrow him if you like. He’s a great cook and does vehicle maintenance and lawn care, but he still does pia man-stuff on occasion. You’ve been warned.
By: K. Trainor on June 10, 2008
at 2:40 am
How ’bout a husband swap? Mine will measure everything in your house and make sure it is in within 1/16″ of where he thinks it should be.
By: trailerparkbarbie on June 10, 2008
at 4:07 pm
Mmmmm…..no. Thanks anyway. He’d go insane in my none-too-organized-and-always-off-kilter home.
Loved the Chuck-isms you left on my blog!
By: K. Trainor on June 10, 2008
at 10:32 pm
I just noticed you hit a milestone–100,000 plus visits.
woo hoo!!
By: The Vinyl Villager on June 19, 2008
at 3:35 pm
It could probably be higher if I had any clue as to how to promote it. I’m tech stupid when it comes to that.
Thanks, VV!
FYI…got that crazy, jumping dog neutered today hoping it would calm him down. Believe it or not, he’s jumping even with his nuts freshly cut!
By: trailerparkbarbie on June 20, 2008
at 3:33 am
I think you need to blog on the dog (include pics!)
By: The Vinyl Villager on June 20, 2008
at 3:46 am
I’m gonna have to do as soon as I take pics.
By: trailerparkbarbie on June 20, 2008
at 2:16 pm
a good laugh sure is a good cure
even a smile is, when you’re at minus 15…
thank you
love and laughter
m
By: mynahbird on July 5, 2008
at 2:20 am
Hello…
Thank you SO much for adding me toy our blog…but it must have been a bipolar momment because you added the wrong blog.
My blog is:
Http://www.BabyBoomerAdvisorClub.com
I am the Baby Boomer Queen but that partitcular blog had been gray for 8 months.
Thank you so much,
Sharon
~The Baby Boomer Queen~
By: babyboomerqueen on August 8, 2008
at 5:41 am
Hope you can read thru those typos!
LOL
Smiles and world peace,
Sharon
~The Baby Boomer Queen~
By: babyboomerqueen on August 8, 2008
at 5:43 am
Sorry, BBQ. I was distracted by the wild beavers and red paint being thrown.
I’ll change it right now!
By: trailerparkbarbie on August 8, 2008
at 1:10 pm
I have already contacted wordpress.com, but I am also asking you directly to remove a picture of me that you’ve posted on your blog without my permission. It is on this link: http://trailerparkbarbie.wordpress.com/2008/02/22/ and it talks about “Gorgotha” and “Dawn” and “Scraps.” This picture is copyrigthed by Olan Mills, also, so it is being used ilegally and if it isn’t removed, legal action will be taken. Furthermore, you mentioned in that blog that these pictures came from an email. If you still have that email, I’d appreciate you forwarding it to me so that I can find out who sent it out so that I can find out who violated my privacy in the first place.
By: Angel4711 on October 23, 2008
at 7:39 am
aww Angel, nothing to be embarassed about. We’ve all had hideous pictures taken in the past. That picture is all over the web…which one are you–Gorgotha, Dawn, or Scraps?
By: The Vinyl Villager on October 24, 2008
at 12:31 am
What legal action could you possibly take, Angel? Asking people to take down copyrighted material is great but threatening them with bullshit is just stupid. Just because you’re in one of the photos doesn’t mean you own the copyright, Olan Mills does. Only the owner of the copyright can be asking for the copyright to be upheld.
The person “who violated your privacy in the first place” was actually you, Angel, when you agreed to let Mr. Mills take your photo. Did you check the contract? In that contract, if it exists, was there anything in it preventing Mr. Mills from uploading your photo to the Internet and making it public domain?
Doubt it… you could have asked nicely Angel. If it were me, and you had asked nicely, I’d have taken it down. If you had dumped this bullshit on my site I’d have your photo blown-up and on every post I wrote from here on.
By: Gabriel... on October 24, 2008
at 12:52 am
Gabriel, if you google the “Gorgotha” “Dawn” and “Scraps” you’ll find dear Angel is as prolific on the interwebs as Pamela Andersons boobies. Her make believe lawyer is gonna be awful busy!
By: The Vinyl Villager on October 24, 2008
at 1:23 am
Merry Christmas TPB, and all the best in the new year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEbUtpPQihM
By: Gabriel... on December 25, 2008
at 7:26 am
Gabe…how on earth did you know that I was thinking about you? Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!
By: trailerparkbarbie on December 27, 2008
at 4:16 pm
Thanks for stopping by. By all means, let’s trade links!
By: mad on January 15, 2009
at 12:37 am
Trailerpark Barbie is a wonderful mother. She has put up with a lot of stuff throughout the years. She is one talented lady that I admire, respect and love. Nothing like your momma. Never ever….
By: Maggie May on February 9, 2009
at 4:31 pm
And, that, my dear readers is TrailerParkMidge’s comment. She is probably a tad bit partial.
PS TPMidge….I love the fact that you came here and left a comment. Love you, too!!!
By: trailerparkbarbie on February 9, 2009
at 11:18 pm
Ban Stan???? Ban Stan, my fan? Stan, my man fan? No plan to ban my man fan, Stan!!!!!
Now how can I ban somebody who’s name rhymes wtih so many words?
Besides, he’s the best darn friends without benefits EVER!
By: trailerparkbarbie on April 1, 2009
at 2:24 am
I just stumbled across your blog when i was sitting here reading all those crafty shabby chic blogs from women that have happy marriges well behaved children loving husbands a fruitful businesses and have just got back from the bahamas or just spent spring in Florida!! I was reading blog after blog thinking to myself OMG how can ALL these women be so creative and so beautiful in every picture how do they have time to even take those professional looking photos that they post. Honest to god i was crying sitting here on my own thinking im just so feral i am nothing like them whats wrong with me??? then i found your blog!!! thankyou god! Iread your post about smelly belly buttons and your broken tooth situation…. OMG too funny, ( not the loosing tooth part)
BUT I dont want to go to bed tonight i just want to sit up and read your are awesome!! thankyou for your down to earth honest and sooooo funny REAL blog I luv u already!
By: Wicked Gypsy on October 17, 2009
at 8:37 am
Welcome, welcome, Wicked Gypsy.
What I write about my life is the honest, un-edited truth. I’m surrounded by “interesting” people in my life. I use to wish that I could trade families with a “normal” person. But, as I got older, I realized that the only real “normal” that exist is the setting on the washing machine labeled “normal”. And, even though, they are generational welfare, freaks, freeloaders, and some just plain ol’ dumb…I would not trade them. What would I write about?
And…those other blogs where the perfect woman has the perfect home, perfect husband. perfect childer blahblahblah and just got back from Paris or wherever, most of them are either lying or delusional. Now, THOSE are the CRAZY BIOTCHES! Either that, or real life Stepford Wives (of which I do know a few and they make me wanna puke all over my yardsale Gap sweatshirt).
Hope you come back. Your comment was one of the best compliments that I have ever received.
Thanks!!!
By: trailerparkbarbie on October 17, 2009
at 1:03 pm
Trailerpark Barbie you are just straight up piss funny. I cacked myself when I read your poontang post…and the old bloke…and the smelly bellybutton…Come to Australia and we’ll shoot some roos or some wild pigs or some camels…your choice!
By: rubbertaster on November 6, 2009
at 10:12 am
rubbertaster….Send me a plane ticket and I’ll be on my way. I can write another poontang post form the “Bush”. Wouldn’t that be as appropriate as hell?
Living the WTWM (white trash with money) life that I live provides me lots of true (although crazy) stories. I don’t have to make anything up. This shit actually happens to me.
Hope you come back again.
By: trailerparkbarbie on November 6, 2009
at 12:30 pm