I am not dead.
OK….I’m exaggerating. Not about not being dead but about the cable news reporting on it. This is in despite of desperately trying to get Bill O’Reilly, Anderson Cooper, and Nancy Grace to do a BIG story on my demise. Apparently, I’m not newsworthy since I haven’t had a 13 year affair with that White woman, done under the table deals with Obama that would make me mega $$$$$$, or waged a war on Christmas.
So, I’m left to wonder what I could do that would be newsworthy. Prehaps a flash mob at a local senior citizen center? Wear a coat made of meat to a Muslim holiday party? Ride up and down the local WalMart aisles dressed in nothing but by glorious nakedness on a Rascal? Would this make me an attention whore? Yes, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do to get your name and face out there. Then, of course, it would be out there on a Wanted poster at the local post office but you know what they say……bad publicity is better than no publicity. And, like many of you, I’m still wondering who in the hell is “they” that say it.
Actually, I’ve been quite busy. And, totally immersed in my new hobby…photography! Check out my Flickr photos or go have a look at my FB picture page….
https://www.facebook.com/?ref=tn_tnmn#!/pages/Pictures-That-Tell-Stories-by-PLP-Family/126031340811922
.
I promise you, my dear followers (up to FIVE now), I will be back and posting about my crazy redneck life soon.
In the meantime, hope you all have a very Merry CHRISTMAS with a beautiful CHRISTMAS tree, a yummy CHRISTMAS dinner, and lots of CHRISTMAS joy! Enough of that crap, “holiday tree” and stuff.
From all of us at the trailerpark….Willie, Sock Monkey, Mammy, Michael, Olyve, Creepy Man, Mr. Ducky T, and the rest….Merry Christmas!!!!!!
See ya soon!
TPB, I have to confess I’ve been anxious about you. Good to know you aren’t dead, unless you are actually dead and we’re hearing from your ghost. Either way, you’re alive enough to harass JW’s, which is noble. Good practice for meeting Mormons. BTW, a meat coat at a Muslim holiday party wouldn’t work. They do eat meat. It just has to be “halal”, which is basically the same thing as “kosher”. You could try showing up naked. Or maybe you could just wear your robe.
Hi ya fake! It’s really ME. I’m not dead!!!! I’ve been held hostage by those silly Wall St. protesters. Got away by pretending to be an Amish terrorist. Thanks for the info on the Muslims and meat. It could have proved quite embarrassing if I had shown up at one of their parties and they thought I was one of those “people buffets” and had to lie nekkid while people ate meatballs off my ta-tas. You probably saved me much humiliation (since I don’t already embarrass myself enough). I do appreciate your concern for me. There’s nothing like somebody with a “fake name” lookin’ after ya. Hope you have a Merry Christmas!!!!!