Tolerance

5 Nov

 

Hi friends and fellow bloggers,

It’s been a while since I’ve been here. I’ve been really, really busy/depressed/stressed/ and or in “brain pain”.

To release the whirlwind of thoughts in my head, I’ve been doing Puke Photography. Like the “Vomit Writing” only pictures instead of words. I have found both to be a great release and much less expensive than therapy.

So, I’m just stopping by to let you all know that I am not dead..yet. To see my Puke Pics, click on my pictures up on the right hand side.

I got this in my email this morning and thought that it was worth sharing…..

Tolerance….

Now, if you are serious about tolerance, try this on for size….

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero.

I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant.  
The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose, that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque
thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque.
We could call one of the clubs (which would be gay) “The Turban Cowboy”
and the other being a topless bar “You Mecca Me Hot”.  
 Or prehaps, this one…..
 
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and
adjacent to that have an open barbeque pork rib restaurant,
called something like “Iraq o’ Ribs”?

Across the street there could be a very daring lingerie store called
Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.  

  
Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop (Koranal Knowledge),
its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it “Morehammered”?  

Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.
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20 Responses to “Tolerance”

  1. TheVinylVillager November 5, 2010 at 4:21 pm #

    I think I have just the thing to wear to the Turban Cowboy! do they like chaps in the Middle East? LOL. On a serious note, I think Texas gubna Rick Perry had the right idea: “Why don’t we build a mosque, a temple and a church all there?” Maybe they could all get together and pray for peace.

  2. Heather November 5, 2010 at 5:32 pm #

    Totally love it!

  3. yellowcat November 6, 2010 at 7:54 pm #

    Love the tolerance idea. Tolerance builds character.

  4. yellowcat November 6, 2010 at 7:56 pm #

    I love the photos! Very creative.

    • trailerparkbarbie November 6, 2010 at 11:54 pm #

      YC…so does drinking without puking. JK

    • trailerparkbarbie November 6, 2010 at 11:55 pm #

      Thanks! That’s my Vomit Photography….one way to get the crap outta my head.

  5. panicmonster November 15, 2010 at 3:40 am #

    I love you, i miss you, so much has happened… mostly bad..
    im slowly getting out of my long dark tunnel, but i think i just got sucked back in :(

    • Peggy Plumley November 15, 2010 at 4:13 am #

      panic monster…I’ve been worrying about you. What is wrong, my friend? You CAN get thru whatever it is. You’ve already proven how strong you are! Tell me how I can help you. Going to your blog right now….

    • trailerparkbarbie November 18, 2010 at 9:16 pm #

      panicmonster…you can make it! You really can! Look how far you’ve come already. You’re stronger than you think you are. I can see it in your writing. Just believe it!!! Sending good thoughts your way.

  6. Ahmnodt Heare November 18, 2010 at 7:36 pm #

    I’ll be at the Allah Ak-Bar and Grill.

  7. Croneandbearit November 24, 2010 at 9:01 pm #

    Enclosed is my application for pole dancer at the You Mecca Me Hot… I also have a great act that includes a camel… I think I look danged good in that see-thru burqa baby. btw have a Happy Thanksgiving!! xo

    • trailerparkbarbie November 24, 2010 at 9:07 pm #

      C&B…application APPROVED!!!! Happy Thanksgiving but don’t eat too much. I’ve only got one size burka.

  8. desk49 November 28, 2010 at 5:52 pm #

    Barak Obama would never alowe it.
    His Muslims brothers would pull away his funding.
    I do think we should let them build it. Then blow it up and let them build it and so on and on and on at a 100 million a pop we could use the money and jobs.

  9. PaininTheNeck January 20, 2011 at 4:20 am #

    Agreed!!! Morehammered is perfect also!

  10. yellowcat March 22, 2011 at 5:23 pm #

    I’m glad you’re back! I’ve missed you.

    • trailerparkbarbie March 23, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

      Thank you, yellowcat! I’ve missed you, too. As a matter of fact, I’ve missed you so much, I’m gonna come and visit you RIGHT NOW!

  11. yellowcat March 22, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    Okay…I’m half asleep and somehow clicked on an old post, but I can see on my reader that you have recent posts. I’ll welcome you back again when I get to the new stuff.

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