I got this in my email. I get spam from people pushing sex aids all the time. But, this is one of the best ever……
Since I know nothing about Pokemmon or “trnafsoormers”, I googled both.
From a Pokemon fan blog…..
Pokemon sexes……” We know Meowth is a guy, and it’s quite probable to assume Jiggly Puff and the Clefairy are either female or gay. But really, do they even bother giving other Pokemon sexes? Most of the time they don’t even give them idividual names. I have this gut feeling Pikachu is a guy Pikachu, but how can one be sure? Which brings me to my second point…how do sexless Pokemon have sex?! Well, we can imagine that Meowth’s would do it the normal way since they’ve been defined by sexes, although they do have the distinct lack of genatalia. But Pikachu…well, first it would have to work out if it was a guy or a girl, and then probably call up Pooka or Sparky and ask whether they’ve decided what sexes they are, and just his luck they would have decided they were the same sex as him/her, hence…well, we get gay shippiness from half the population, and the other half demanding a sex change.”
Transformer sex…found this on a transformer fan blog…
“There are many prudes out there who think two war androids making love is frightening and confusing. However, the enlightened among us know that sex between two consenting Transformers is a beautiful thing, and it’s part of God’s plan. Specifically, it’s part of God’s plan to watch Transformers doing it.Clanking metal. Vocoded moans. Missiles launching in ecstasy. If the great Renaissance painters knew about Transformers, they would have chiseled naked sculptures of Frenzy and Hot Rod, instead of The Thinker or that other guy.”
The following picture is apparently of two Transformers “doing it”.
Not so sure that I want to be either one. I think I’ll wait for the Hello Kitty vs The Brats spam email.