Apparently, my brain is starting to turn its little wheels again.
Still trying to put them together to write a decent post. But, damn brain leakage is still a problem….
What’s going thru my mind?
If Obama wanted to assure everyone that the Gulf coast waters are OK, why did he go all the way to Fla. instead of throwing on his Speedos and jumping in at Louisiana? I think that would say a lot more about how safe the crabs are to eat.
Why does Nancy Grace get so dramatic? Is she trying out for a role on Homicide..Life on the Streets? NANCY GRACE…shut the fuck up!
Why do some people feel that they have to put every single friggin’ thing they do on FaceBook. Honestly, I have a “friend” who posts shit like this everyday….
Just sittin here bored…
Just sittin here wondering about stuff…
Just sittin here thinking….
No..I’m not kidding. And she just had a baby! So, now, it’s….
Just sittin here wondering and holding the baby…
Just sittin here…..blah blah blah
I am soooo tempted to comment this…”Apparently, at one time, you were just sittin’ there. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have a baby”.
While on the subject of FB….how do you deal with a friend of a friend (I guess that would be friend twice removed?) who request that you friend them and when you do, they begin commenting on everything you post? Are FB stalkers dangerous? And what’s the protocol when you find out that this friend-twice-removed has become friends with everyone else who comments on your updates? I’m thinking that there are some scary-ass people out there with no lives of their own.
Another rant about FB….people who collect friends just to say that they have insertnumberhere of friends annoy the hell out of me. Personally, I think those people are insecure in their real lives. I don’t need a bunch of strangers showing up in my friends’ list to validate myself. I, also, refuse to accept friends requests for anyone under 18 years old. Not that I post dirty stuff (well, occasionally, I do) but I have to ask WTH would some kid that I don’t even know want to be my friend? Where are their parents? I can just see the baby of “just sittin’ here” in 15 yrs or so requesting strangers to friend them. I even had a request from a 12 year old. The weird thing is that I have no idea who that kid was and could not find any connection between her and me. What’s up with that? How did she even get my profile? CRAZY!
and that brings me to something else that really bothers me. Don’t put your little kids pics on internet sites that can be viewed by just anyone. Some of you may remember that I came across a pedophile forum while looking for something totally different. I was sickened by the perverts on that forum. I joined under an assumed identity just to see what those crazies were up to and believe me, it was some disgusting shit. I sent the link to several news programs, Oprah, Perverted Justice, and local law enforcement agencies. NOT A SINGLE ONE answered me. I checked it recently and sure enough, that pedo forum was still operating. And, two days ago, I googled “nerd forum” to find some funny comments (to post on a FB friend’s wall) and got, instead, another disgusting pedo forum! And, here’s what I really did learn….those scum of the earth search the internet for pictures of kids. Innocent photos that Mom, Dad, Granny, etc. have posted, never dreaming that some asshole is uploading it and jacking off to their little precious babies. DISGUSTING! They need to have their nuts sawed off with a blunt edged knife.
How can people hoard animals? A lady on television right at this minute has over 250 cats! Wouldn’t the hairballs become a huge problem after..oh, I dunno, maybe….10 cats? I just didn’t realize that there were really so many Crazy Cat Ladies….
Actually, I have a crazy cat lady in my family. Some of y’all might remember Lacie….of Redneck Wedding fame. Lacie had more cats than I could count. I refrained from visiting Lacie very often due to the large population of roaches and cats. Animal control was called by neighbors to investigate the enormous cat population at Lacie’s house. You could go in to her house and the meowing was almost deafening. Cat and kitty heads and paws and tails were popping out of everywhere…under the sofa, on the table, in the closets, behind the commode….danged everywhere! Lacie is not quite right in the head and here is proof. Lacie use to call me up and put her newest cat on the phone. Jeez…on the friggin’ phone as if it wanted to have a conversation about Friskees or flea treatments or something. And, I swear, this is how it went EVERYTIME…
Lacie…”Here Cuddles (or Moby or Johnnycakes or Samson or Shithead, etc), say hi to your Aunt Barbie.”
Me…”Lacie…do NOT put that damn cat on the phone. It CANNOT talk and I will hang up if you do!”
Lacie…”Awww….Bowser (or Mohammed or Pinky or Fatso or…..) just wants to say hi to you.”
Me….”I swear, Lacie….I will hang up if you put that cat on the phone. Don’t do it.”
From the phone….”Meow, meow.”
From the phone on my end….”Clink”…I hung up. And, this didn’t happen just once or twice. Nooooo…..it happened often. I don’t call Lacie anymore unless it’s a family emergency. But, that hasn’t stopped our Lacie. Now, she sends me pictures with her cellphone. Pictures of her and Mr Drake. Her kids. And, her damn cats. Which brings me to another annoyance….
PEOPLE WHO FEEL THE NEED TO FORWARD EVERY DAMN CHAIN EMAIL THAT GET VIA CELLPHONE! STOP IT! I MEAN IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! GOD DOES NOT NEED ME TO FORWARD THAT TACKY ANGEL WATCHING OVER A KID PICTURE TO 20 PEOPLE TO PROVE THAT I AM NOT ASHAMED OF HIM!!!!! I FIND IT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE THAT GOD WANTS ME TO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO ME BY FORWARDING ALL THOSE STUPID EMAILS!!!!!!
There is one major culprit of the email-forwarding in my life. And, it’s my sister. She not only forwards all of those emails accusing me of being ashamed of God if I don’t forward that crap, she forwards every Winnie the Pooh, Friendship/Sister/Laughing bears, monkeys, babies, and anything else that can make a sound. I’ve texted her back on several occasions and told her that I don’t read that crap and I just delete it so stop wasting my time but she stills does it. Once, I took a picture of my ass and wrote a “you must forward this to 12 people and something good will happen at 7:08 tonight!” text message. The next day I asked her if she got my message and she said that she did and she forwarded it to everyone in her address book. I asked her if she looked at the picture and she admitted that she had not. So, who knows how many people have a picture of my ass on their cellphone now?
Speaking of texting, I was sending one to my friend on Tuesday. Ya see…Tuesday was my anniversary and TPKen aka Big Shithead didn’t buy me anything. And, made no plans for dinner. So, I decided to spend the afternoon with my good friend, Gin, and got somewhat tipsy. I was emailing my buddy who is on a different time zone. She asked me what time it was here and I texted back, “Dunno…can’t see my clock”. Only, I accidentally left the “l” out of clock. I couldn’t figure out why she texted me back, “That’s the best text message EVER.” Until I looked at my outbox messages. hahahah….seriously, folks, I couldn’t find that either! Before that Hall of Fame For Txt Fuckery, my message to TPSkipper saying, “Send pic of WalMart poop.” was #1.
Ow! My brain is in pain from all these thoughts. So, just one more….
I’m afraid to eat peas now due to the story about that man who had a pea sprout in his lungs.
So, that’s all for now. Gotta run and check on imjustsittinhere and she if she’s moved yet.
And as always….