Apparently, my brain is starting to turn its little wheels again.
Still trying to put them together to write a decent post. But, damn brain leakage is still a problem….
What’s going thru my mind?
If Obama wanted to assure everyone that the Gulf coast waters are OK, why did he go all the way to Fla. instead of throwing on his Speedos and jumping in at Louisiana? I think that would say a lot more about how safe the crabs are to eat.
Why does Nancy Grace get so dramatic? Is she trying out for a role on Homicide..Life on the Streets? NANCY GRACE…shut the fuck up!
Why do some people feel that they have to put every single friggin’ thing they do on FaceBook. Honestly, I have a “friend” who posts shit like this everyday….
Just sittin here bored…
Just sittin here wondering about stuff…
Just sittin here thinking….
No..I’m not kidding. And she just had a baby! So, now, it’s….
Just sittin here wondering and holding the baby…
Just sittin here…..blah blah blah
I am soooo tempted to comment this…”Apparently, at one time, you were just sittin’ there. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have a baby”.
While on the subject of FB….how do you deal with a friend of a friend (I guess that would be friend twice removed?) who request that you friend them and when you do, they begin commenting on everything you post? Are FB stalkers dangerous? And what’s the protocol when you find out that this friend-twice-removed has become friends with everyone else who comments on your updates? I’m thinking that there are some scary-ass people out there with no lives of their own.
Another rant about FB….people who collect friends just to say that they have insertnumberhere of friends annoy the hell out of me. Personally, I think those people are insecure in their real lives. I don’t need a bunch of strangers showing up in my friends’ list to validate myself. I, also, refuse to accept friends requests for anyone under 18 years old. Not that I post dirty stuff (well, occasionally, I do) but I have to ask WTH would some kid that I don’t even know want to be my friend? Where are their parents? I can just see the baby of “just sittin’ here” in 15 yrs or so requesting strangers to friend them. I even had a request from a 12 year old. The weird thing is that I have no idea who that kid was and could not find any connection between her and me. What’s up with that? How did she even get my profile? CRAZY!
and that brings me to something else that really bothers me. Don’t put your little kids pics on internet sites that can be viewed by just anyone. Some of you may remember that I came across a pedophile forum while looking for something totally different. I was sickened by the perverts on that forum. I joined under an assumed identity just to see what those crazies were up to and believe me, it was some disgusting shit. I sent the link to several news programs, Oprah, Perverted Justice, and local law enforcement agencies. NOT A SINGLE ONE answered me. I checked it recently and sure enough, that pedo forum was still operating. And, two days ago, I googled “nerd forum” to find some funny comments (to post on a FB friend’s wall) and got, instead, another disgusting pedo forum! And, here’s what I really did learn….those scum of the earth search the internet for pictures of kids. Innocent photos that Mom, Dad, Granny, etc. have posted, never dreaming that some asshole is uploading it and jacking off to their little precious babies. DISGUSTING! They need to have their nuts sawed off with a blunt edged knife.
How can people hoard animals? A lady on television right at this minute has over 250 cats! Wouldn’t the hairballs become a huge problem after..oh, I dunno, maybe….10 cats? I just didn’t realize that there were really so many Crazy Cat Ladies….
Actually, I have a crazy cat lady in my family. Some of y’all might remember Lacie….of Redneck Wedding fame. Lacie had more cats than I could count. I refrained from visiting Lacie very often due to the large population of roaches and cats. Animal control was called by neighbors to investigate the enormous cat population at Lacie’s house. You could go in to her house and the meowing was almost deafening. Cat and kitty heads and paws and tails were popping out of everywhere…under the sofa, on the table, in the closets, behind the commode….danged everywhere! Lacie is not quite right in the head and here is proof. Lacie use to call me up and put her newest cat on the phone. Jeez…on the friggin’ phone as if it wanted to have a conversation about Friskees or flea treatments or something. And, I swear, this is how it went EVERYTIME…
Lacie…”Here Cuddles (or Moby or Johnnycakes or Samson or Shithead, etc), say hi to your Aunt Barbie.”
Me…”Lacie…do NOT put that damn cat on the phone. It CANNOT talk and I will hang up if you do!”
Lacie…”Awww….Bowser (or Mohammed or Pinky or Fatso or…..) just wants to say hi to you.”
Me….”I swear, Lacie….I will hang up if you put that cat on the phone. Don’t do it.”
From the phone….”Meow, meow.”
From the phone on my end….”Clink”…I hung up. And, this didn’t happen just once or twice. Nooooo…..it happened often. I don’t call Lacie anymore unless it’s a family emergency. But, that hasn’t stopped our Lacie. Now, she sends me pictures with her cellphone. Pictures of her and Mr Drake. Her kids. And, her damn cats. Which brings me to another annoyance….
PEOPLE WHO FEEL THE NEED TO FORWARD EVERY DAMN CHAIN EMAIL THAT GET VIA CELLPHONE! STOP IT! I MEAN IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! GOD DOES NOT NEED ME TO FORWARD THAT TACKY ANGEL WATCHING OVER A KID PICTURE TO 20 PEOPLE TO PROVE THAT I AM NOT ASHAMED OF HIM!!!!! I FIND IT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE THAT GOD WANTS ME TO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO ME BY FORWARDING ALL THOSE STUPID EMAILS!!!!!!
There is one major culprit of the email-forwarding in my life. And, it’s my sister. She not only forwards all of those emails accusing me of being ashamed of God if I don’t forward that crap, she forwards every Winnie the Pooh, Friendship/Sister/Laughing bears, monkeys, babies, and anything else that can make a sound. I’ve texted her back on several occasions and told her that I don’t read that crap and I just delete it so stop wasting my time but she stills does it. Once, I took a picture of my ass and wrote a “you must forward this to 12 people and something good will happen at 7:08 tonight!” text message. The next day I asked her if she got my message and she said that she did and she forwarded it to everyone in her address book. I asked her if she looked at the picture and she admitted that she had not. So, who knows how many people have a picture of my ass on their cellphone now?
Speaking of texting, I was sending one to my friend on Tuesday. Ya see…Tuesday was my anniversary and TPKen aka Big Shithead didn’t buy me anything. And, made no plans for dinner. So, I decided to spend the afternoon with my good friend, Gin, and got somewhat tipsy. I was emailing my buddy who is on a different time zone. She asked me what time it was here and I texted back, “Dunno…can’t see my clock”. Only, I accidentally left the “l” out of clock. I couldn’t figure out why she texted me back, “That’s the best text message EVER.” Until I looked at my outbox messages. hahahah….seriously, folks, I couldn’t find that either! Before that Hall of Fame For Txt Fuckery, my message to TPSkipper saying, “Send pic of WalMart poop.” was #1.
Ow! My brain is in pain from all these thoughts. So, just one more….
I’m afraid to eat peas now due to the story about that man who had a pea sprout in his lungs.
So, that’s all for now. Gotta run and check on imjustsittinhere and she if she’s moved yet.
And as always….
I seriously can not watch Nancy Grace because of all her screaming. She’s a nut bag!
and a scary looking one at that!
Just in case you miss seeing her…
JOHN DAVID AND LUCY JOHN DAVID AND LUCY JOHN DAVID AND LUCY JOHN DAVID AND LUCY….
TPB…don’t forget the email candle. You must know the one I speak of. A candle with a bouncing red and yellow flame, which you MUST forward to keep the candle flame burning. Otherwise, orphans, cancer victims, and all our troops will die and it will be your fault because you let the candle go out.
My second favorite are the emails which say You are my friend, which is why I sent this to you, send it to (pick a number)of your friends, and back to me, if I am your friend. Apparently I am not their friends, because I never send them back, but not to worry, because they never seem to notice.
Oddly enough, my personal post for the day had to do with cats and fleas. I have one—cat that is—fleas, I got about a gazillion.
fake….send me that stupid candle (which I have received a gazillion times) and I will be forced to send you a picture of my ass….a flickering one….I’ll stick a candle in it.
And..good point about that stupid email that instructs you to send it to your friends and back to the one who sent it to you. Those people apparently have a straight line of friends…not a circle of friends. Boneheads!
Holy cow. I don’t even know where to begin.
FB-My limit is 30 friends. If you annoy me with your stupid games or constant status updates, I hide you. If you annoy me by being friends with someone I don’t like and her ugly face pops up on my computer, I unfriend you.
Google searches-Why is it no matter what image I search for I always get porn. Leaning Tower of Pisa? Don’t even ask what I got.
Crazy Cat Lady-hahahahahahahaha! I need one of those action figures.
Forwarded emails-My mom recently got internet and I had to create an email address just for all the forwarded emails I never read. Really?! Do people spend all day sending that shit to each other? Anyone who starts that on my cell phone will die.
yellowcat….I have a couple of people in my family who apparently feel duty bound to forward every damn thing that they receive in their email. I think that I’ll start forwarding all the spam shit like the penis enlargement and boner ads that I get to them. Dumbasses!
And, I have 4 email accounts. I keep opening new ones in hopes that I can escape the barrage of forwards.
I’ll have to come and read your flea/cat post now.
Sheez, might want to remove yourself off the pedo sites, you could be monitored via your ISP address. The reason the site is probably still up is it could be a “sting” site, monitored or set up by police. Hate to scare you, but boo!
Blahahaha as for Nancy Grace, I always wondered if she got together with Richard Simmons what their love child would be like
loon…yeah, I’ve thought about that. I was really hoping that some of the people that I sent the link to would take some kind of action against them. But, apparently not. So, I don’t check it anymore. It makes me sick to my stomach. A while back, I read another blogger who was begging for help in exposing one of these disgusting sites. No one took any notice. Or, maybe they are monitoring them and don’t want to tell anybody. Hope that’s the case. Those pervs know how to do and say what they want without crossing the legal line. Makes me wanna vomit.
Nancy Grace would have the testosterone in a Simmons/Grace match-up! That’s for sure.
loon…my reply banner wasn’t showing. I put my original reply here but today..VIOLA’…the reply button was back!
Who told you about the cats?? I swear I only have 3! But I can send you pictures! Would you like to speak with them? I usually only allow them to use the phone when I’m drunk dialing.
I have an Aunt and a Sister in law that think I need to save the troops, fight cancer, praise jebus, etc. So I get them twice! I think I even got that picture of your butt twice come to think of it!
I think you should drunk dial more often so the cats can learn proper feline phone etiquette. OR, you could get them drunk and let them dail. I wonder what a drunk cat would say in a phone conversation. “Meow..I’m wasted..meow..got the munchies for kitten treats…meow..”cough cough”..sorry…hairball….”
Here’s the rule (that I just made up), CCL…if you get the pic of my nekkid ass forward to you, then you have to take a picture of your nekkid ass and send it on the forwarding-rounds. Must send it with a message that the person who receives it must then send a pic of their nekkid ass to their contacts..and so forth. Pretty soon, we’d all be getting nothing but nekkid ass pictures. Funny thing is that they’d probably be attached to those godawful if you love Jesus/your kids/your country/your neighbors/your women friends/your men friends/your secret lover/your grandma’s secret lovers/etc. messages. That might be downright funny.
I didn’t put this in the post…but dumbass Lacie also forwards pictures of her cats. sheeesh….
Now, I’m coming to visit you. Better chase a cat off of the sofa so I’ll have somewhere to sit while I read your blog.
oh my… i totally agree about nancy grace… i feel sorry for her child having her as a mother… seriously… one of these days she’ll be a guest on her own dang show… you really cracked me up with the whole FB thing, but what made me laugh out so bleeping loud was when you forwarded a picture of your butt as a chain email… i wish i’d thought of something like that, but honestly, even a picture of my clothed hind end would probably scar some people emotionally for life… though maybe that’s not a bad thing… so glad i found your blog… i’ll be back to read more
aa…Nancy Grace has the chin of a cartoon character. And, she can turn on the tears faster than a 2 yr old wanting candy.
Glad you stopped by. Thanks for the comment!
Oh wow, this was funny. Any reference to Nancy Grace just gets me. But what you say at the end about your text is too good. Next time some dude asks me for the time, I’m going to tell him I don’t know because I can’t see my cock. Hi-LARIOUS!!!
And, it is not OK that he did not get you anything for your birthday. I’m sending you love and promise not to update my facebook with the all-time greatest status: “I’m just sittin’ here wonderin’ about stuff” any more this week.
VGB…I need to friend you just so I can check your “sittin’ here bored” status. And, I swear this is true…last night, her update was once again, “just sittin’ here with baby wondering about stuff”.
You need to friend her just to read her updates. hahahahahaha
BTW..what time is it?
Er, it was me that did the post about cats and fleas, but I’m pretty sure that yellowcat would have some fine ideas to contribute on that subject (along with crotchetycrochetlady).
Also, I was thinking (while you know, just sittin’ around thinking)that since there is a breast cancer support group called Save the Tatas, perhaps you could start one called Save the Asses. I know mine needs saving on a pretty regular basis. That way, when you forward all those pictures, it’s for a noble cause. Just don’t forget the candle.
I must agree with fakename2! Save the asses! My ass alone must get chewed on a regular basis! There are hundreds, ney, thousands of us that have this problem and as out Dali Mama you must help us start this ass saving group!!
hmmm…a Save The Asses group…I’ll have to give this some thought.
I would just block her and say screw it. Ugh, I hate that, had to delete my friends mom for the same reason … she had issues with my American Idol rants. Honey, it’s a tv show, not your family I’m ragging on.
Sorry TPB!