Admittedly, this is not a nice thing to say. And, my Mama would really give me her long lecture on being ugly but, darn it, I know other people are thinking it. Now, y’all who are regular readers (up to 5 now!) know that I’d rather have a thousand paper cuts on my tongue then say something unkind about another person. BUT…..
I’m not so sure that I want to continue using L’Oreal skin products. This woman, Liliane Bettencourt’s, is the L’Oreal fortune heiress. Her skin looks like alligator luggage…..
At the age of 83, Liliane Bettencourt is the wealthiest woman in the world and is the 12th richest person overall. She has a net worth estimated at $20.7 billion made possible through the family business, a little company called L’Oreal. She is the daughter of L’Oreal founder Eugene Schueller and holds a controlling stake in the cosmetics giant so is likely to make even more money in the future.
If I had that much money, I’d have my skin pulled so tight that you could bounce a quarter off of it. This is what I’d look like….
just sayin’…..
I must disagree with you, o exalted one, I think natural wrinkles are beautiful. God knows mine are. The face lift people make my skin hurt to look at them.
Jan…yeah, I can dig that. But, if you own a cosmetic company, wouldn’t you want to look good so people would think that your product is fabulous?
There is so much I could say, but first of all I’m glad to see your last (2) posts, I was afraid that you had been buried under a pile of wires. Second I would comment more but I keep losing my WordPress password, including the Post-It note that I keep crossing out the new ones on, and I expect WP to tell me soon that I am too irresponsible to participate any longer and will have to switch to Blogspot.
Finally, I am a huge fan of L’Oreal but I am starting to doubt my judgment now. Seriously though, at 83, what do you expect. What I expect is better hair, and what the hell is up with that earring? What a way to drag your earlobe down to your shoulder.
Okay, now I’m feeling guilty and feel like I should explain that I’m 60, so I’m not just your Britney Spears kind of commentator. Plus that probably explains a lot about losing the Post-It notes.
Why feel guilty? I’m no Hannah Montana..what’s that chick’s name…yeah, Miley Cyrus. But, for pete’s sake, she’s the richest woman in the world. And Joan Rivers (who of course has had lots and lots of work done) is not that much younger than her.
And what is up with THAT EARRING?
About the WP passwords, I’ve had to change mine so many times that I’m running not only out of words but letters. Might have to use some Chinese symbols next time that I lose it.
Wow her skin is horrible! Even if she didn’t want a face lift, she should have started using moisturizer a long time ago. It really does look like “alligator skin” as you put it.
When I saw her picture I reevaluated future purchases of L’Oreal products, too. Even if I didn’t go for surgery, I’d do something about all those age spots. Holy moley.
Well if I had all that money I’d be sporting a pair of those nice looking boobs too! Now somebody give that rich bitch 2 paper bags
just in case one of them falls off!
Aw hell no, if I had her money I’d look like a cross between Cher and Dolly, not like lizard luggage!! And there’s bound to be something better than a ratted and sprayed football doo that she’s wearing on her head!! My 94 year old Gramma looks better than her, (yes, she’s still alive,,, don’t go there!!)
OMG!!! I have been reading for 2 days. I have my wife readin today after telling her about it last night!! I hope you continue because we all need this…DAILY!!!
Thanks Again
Thanks for the nice comments, Big Rick! And, my family stories are really true. Only the names have been changed to protect me from lawsuits or ass whoopins’. And, here’s a little fact for ya…TPKen has never read my blog. I won’t tell him what the URL is because it’s soooo much fun to write about him. He’s so OCD that he would need intensive therapy after reading what I write about him. As for me…THIS is therapy!
Just got this e-mail from the wife…
“OMG I was tearing up laughin at that. That was flippin’ hilarious about the microwave guns and the vest. There needs to be a tv series about her posts. It would be hilarious! Hello HBO!? You need to check out this ladies site is all I’m sayin’. It’d be a hit!”
Rick…A show about my life would be a cross between My Big Redneck Wedding, The Simple Life, and Chucky…Seed of Satan.
TPKen says it’s like living with I Love Lucy.
Thanks for the comments! Glad you enjoyed my blog. Come back soon.
Big Rick, careful what you ask for!
Noe Noe…now, ain’t that the truth?
Wait, what??? I thought “Married With Children” was about TPBarbie. Oh now I am confused!
CCL…Yep, a lot like MWC, too. And, my avatar/profile pic does look somewhat like Peg Bundy.
OMT…I just remembered that a friend’s husband use to call me Peg Bundy. He, also, said that I was like Peg on King Of The Hill. Hmmm….maybe, he just thinks of me as a “Peg”.