It seems that almost every time that I have a lot of things to write about, I don’t have the time to do it.
That might be a good thing since I can’t control my tendencies to be sarcastic and make fun of people! A serious illness in the family plus doctors’ appts for colonoscopy, UTI, and oral surgery have eaten up all my time lately. Not to mention…damn father’s day.
But, never fear….I’ll be back soon with some stories about:
My First Friday Night Boogerwoods Howl At The Moon/Dance Your Cares Away Event
Swimming with midgets
The turd in WalMart
The clerk who took half of my damn strawberry pound cake
Something that hit my funny bone and it shouldn’t have and I should be ashamed (involves the serious family illness and prehaps I should think some more before writing about it….)
And trying to hide from Trailerpark Ken the fact that I switched from Verizon to Suddenlink (had to figure out a way to hide a big-ass cable).
I intended to write about the above listed items today but it’s damn Father’s Day and I’ve got to at least look like I give a shit that it is His Big Day. Yeah, I’m still a loser…and possibly a very bad person….so sue me! I might get a chance to update this post tonight and fill in the blanks. But, that will depend on much more damn fun family festivities I have to endure in order to appear that I even slightly care that it’s The Man’s Day AND if there is enough time before I get my Sookie/Eric/Vamp/Werewolf fix.
Til then…Happy Damn Father’s Day!
TPB…take my word for it that the alternative is worse, that is, having plenty of time for blogging and nothing to say. There are whole countries where the entire population thinks that applies to me. I’m hoping that you and your loyal followers will find it in their hearts not to say so. As a fellow member of the White Trash Society, I know that we are secretly known for our sensitivity.
Yes, fakename2…we, The White Trash Society are definitely known for our sensitivity…..’bout as much as BP’s Tony Hayward…hahahahaha
Seriously, I need someone to edit some of my crap before I end up getting the holy hell beat out of me. But, can I help it if I was born with a twisted sense of humor?
I’ll bet you are just dying to know what it is that I should not be writing about now. And, I would tell ya but it’s Sookie time!
BTW…I disagree. You have plenty to blog about. If not, there would not be entire countries reading/critiquing your blog.
Thanks TPB…in the event you only have a limited amount of time, I took a poll as to which of the above topics you should blog about first, and the overwhelming winner is: the big-ass cable. We need to know how you snuck that by TPK. We also want to know about the Wal-Mart turd and the serious family illness, but that came in third due to our legendary sensitivity.
fake…Due to unforseen circumstances, I will not be writing about the delicate issues of the family illness. And, that probably is a good thing since I have a feeling that I would have regretted it til my dying days.
But, I will go right now and write about the other two things…since you took a poll and all….lol
Tell us how you really feel about Father’s Day. HAHA!
So you’re a True Blood fan too! I don’t have cable, let alone HBO so I have to wait until it comes out on DVD, but I’ve read all the books so that’s okay.
yellowcat…I hate to sound like a crab-ass about Father’s Day but let’s get real. On Mother’s Day, mothers have to plan the day, clean up the messes, and do it all with a big appreciative smile. On Father’s Day, mothers have to plan the day, buy the gifts, clean up the messes, and do it all with a big appreciatve smile. So, screw Father’s Day!
True Blood is not exactly the same as the Sookie Stackhouse series of books. However, if a person had not read the books beforehand, I don’t know how on earth they could follow this season’s storyline. Lots of characters and plots. I’ve read all the Sookie books and loved them!
Hurry Back TPB. I am dying to hear about the Walmart Turd. I just know it is someone in my family!