It seems that almost every time that I have a lot of things to write about, I don’t have the time to do it.
That might be a good thing since I can’t control my tendencies to be sarcastic and make fun of people! A serious illness in the family plus doctors’ appts for colonoscopy, UTI, and oral surgery have eaten up all my time lately. Not to mention…damn father’s day.
But, never fear….I’ll be back soon with some stories about:
My First Friday Night Boogerwoods Howl At The Moon/Dance Your Cares Away Event
Swimming with midgets
The turd in WalMart
The clerk who took half of my damn strawberry pound cake
Something that hit my funny bone and it shouldn’t have and I should be ashamed (involves the serious family illness and prehaps I should think some more before writing about it….)
And trying to hide from Trailerpark Ken the fact that I switched from Verizon to Suddenlink (had to figure out a way to hide a big-ass cable).
I intended to write about the above listed items today but it’s damn Father’s Day and I’ve got to at least look like I give a shit that it is His Big Day. Yeah, I’m still a loser…and possibly a very bad person….so sue me! I might get a chance to update this post tonight and fill in the blanks. But, that will depend on much more damn fun family festivities I have to endure in order to appear that I even slightly care that it’s The Man’s Day AND if there is enough time before I get my Sookie/Eric/Vamp/Werewolf fix.
Til then…Happy Damn Father’s Day!