Sorry for the absence. But, I’m on vacation and as you can see…I’m making new friends!
I met this new friend at a local watering hole….Trailerpark Tumbleweeds. She was rather talkative until it came to trading the secret of how she got her lips so big and luscious looking. She kept insisted that they were natural but I didn’t believe a word of it. Finally, she confessed that she had a bit of plumping done. The confession came after several Sex On The Beach drinks chased with a few Bud Lites. Got the name of her plastic surgeon. I’ll be wearing me a set of those big juicy lips soon!
I met this guy in a cowboy/Taliban bar. He’s a charmer alright but the ciggie smoke just about knocked me off my bar stool! He was quite a smooth talker, I must say. After a few drinks, we decided to trade phone numbers…and hats….
Sexy little cowgirl…don’tcha think. Of course, I , in turn, obliged by letting him wear my brand new burka headgear (a gift from my friend who developed a case of the crazies….)
Boy, did this turn out to be a fun night or what???!!!!!! But, it plum tuckered me out….
More pics from my fun time to come…..
HAHAHAHA! I know that guy! He tries to pick up all the hotties.
He really is a smoooooth talker, yellowcat!
I actually own that jughead plus about a dozen more. I’m wanna to do a Jugheads on Vacation picture album.
I was right–that IS a bottle of Manischewitz Concord Grape wine! A Hellraiser who keeps Kosher too–who knew? Have a good vacation!
TTPT…hahaha…actually, I didn’t know that’s what kind of wine it was until somebody commented on me drinking the “church wine”. See, I decided that I want to take up drinking and went to Kroger’s. I asked the clerk to recommend a wine for “beginning alcoholics” and that was his recommendations! I feel..not stupid…no, I feel kinda saintly now.
It’s good to see you making new friends! You slush you!
Noe Noe…it has been pointed out to me that the wine is “passover wine”. Actually, for me, it was “pass-out wine”. LOL
So, do you collect….heads?