Dear Neighbors,
If your dogs run out barking at me like they want to bite me while I’m going for my daily jog one more time, I will not hesitate to gut them like a Gorge Catfish with the Pocket Knife I keep in my bra strap. Minus the bad attitude, they look like they may be some good eatin’ so that is another incentive for me. Also, those big white teeth would look good hanging off my ears at the next Trailerpark Holiday Bash.
Consider this your warning because I will not take the time to bury the entrails as I would when killing a deer or wild pig, but will drag the edible part of their carcass off to my house and leave the rest for you to find. So, muffle those mutts or face the consequences!
REMEMBER…..
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can very easily fit into this….
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and quickly turn into
this…..
DELICIOUS!!!!!
Trailerpark Skipper
ewwww…first you were talkin about eating road kill and now you’re talking about eating dogs. I’ll take the vegetarian plate the next time I come for dinner thanks
V V…..yep, we’re ’bout thisclose to opening up a Trailerpark Chinese restaurant.
Got any name suggestions?
VV bet you are looking forward to my dish at the potluck family reunion this summer!
TPS
TPS- I like mine well done if you dont mind. Gah- you are too much like your mother!
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Yeah…the nut doesn’t fall from the tree, Noe Noe!