If your dogs run out barking at me like they want to bite me while I’m going for my daily jog one more time, I will not hesitate to gut them like a Gorge Catfish with the Pocket Knife I keep in my bra strap. Minus the bad attitude, they look like they may be some good eatin’ so that is another incentive for me. Also, those big white teeth would look good hanging off my ears at the next Trailerpark Holiday Bash.
Consider this your warning because I will not take the time to bury the entrails as I would when killing a deer or wild pig, but will drag the edible part of their carcass off to my house and leave the rest for you to find. So, muffle those mutts or face the consequences!
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