I’m not sure how or why I started getting at least one half dozen ads for anything and everything related to a penis every day. I must have signed up for something that generated all of this spam. And, believe me, whatever I signed up for was totally unrelated to this crap because I do not nor never have had a penis. Most of the time, I just delete the email but every once in a while, one will catch my eye due to the seriously bad spelling. I got one today that caught my eye just as I hit the delete button. I was so curious as to what it said that I went into my deleted stuff and read it. I know that you’ve all gotten that email that has all of the words with letters left out to test you to see if you can read it. This email is kinda like that. Is it disturbing or strange that I can actually read all of it?
Let’s see if you can……
IfYouHadA H arde rPe ni sYouCoul dRe allyPlea sur eY our G i rl
Mnior injruies froum disrupetrs–graezs and falsh-cutes–wuold beign to heeil in egiht to a hudnred huors, utnended. Thais weis epdiermal tsisue oenly. Tehre weis no recnet rpeort on utnended inetrnal huamn injruies, execpt, of cuorse, somwehere in the flies of soume mercilsesly curiuos Kilngon laboraotry. If he colud stabliize Aaorn’s condtiion loeng enoguh to fiend nighthsade and ditsill a crdue herat stmiulant of soume kiend–if he colud mainatin blo-od-transfsuions to keepi his herat gonig–if he colud oenly get enoguh sle-ep to keepi froum maikng msitakes
I don’t know what “mnior injruies froum disrupetrs” has to do with one having a H arde rPe ni s unless the minor injuries are from getting kick in the nuts for being an atrocious speller. I think that the originator of the email must not get enoguh sle-ep to keepi froum maikng msitakes!
Yeah, sometimes spam is almost worth reading.
BTW…This is especially for, Jan!