I’m not sure how or why I started getting at least one half dozen ads for anything and everything related to a penis every day. I must have signed up for something that generated all of this spam. And, believe me, whatever I signed up for was totally unrelated to this crap because I do not nor never have had a penis. Most of the time, I just delete the email but every once in a while, one will catch my eye due to the seriously bad spelling. I got one today that caught my eye just as I hit the delete button. I was so curious as to what it said that I went into my deleted stuff and read it. I know that you’ve all gotten that email that has all of the words with letters left out to test you to see if you can read it. This email is kinda like that. Is it disturbing or strange that I can actually read all of it?
Let’s see if you can……
IfYouHadA H arde rPe ni sYouCoul dRe allyPlea sur eY our G i rl
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I don’t know what “mnior injruies froum disrupetrs” has to do with one having a H arde rPe ni s unless the minor injuries are from getting kick in the nuts for being an atrocious speller. I think that the originator of the email must not get enoguh sle-ep to keepi froum maikng msitakes!
Yeah, sometimes spam is almost worth reading.
BTW…This is especially for, Jan!
That is funny. I’m going to have to look more closely in my spam folder.
I’ve never understood why men think we could have penis envy. All they do is obsess over the size of theirs.
Yep, you are sooo right, Jan. I don’t think…no, I’m sure that I have never obsessed over the size of my vajayjay.
I wonder if men have breast envy. But then, I’ve met men with bigger tits than mine. And as a full D cup..well, gross.
SPAM> BLECH. When we took care of my senile dementia conflicted grandma, she loved the stuff. That and Vienna sausages, velveeta, and pickled pigs feet. She di come from the generation of turning trash into food. On one hand, it was nice because it made making lunch for her so easy. And she want it again and again..either because she loved it or forgot she ate it as a snack or for lunch almost everyday for the past two weeks, I am unsure.
Vanessa….that’s so wrong and soooo darn funny! My father-in-law had a slight drinking problem…OK..he was a total drunk. When my mother-in-law would go to work, he would constantly call me up and tell me about her just leaving him beanie-wienees and Vienna sausage to eat. The longer the conversation, the drunker he got, and the more the bw’s and VS would be talked about. Sometimes, I would lay the phone down and just let him rant. When I get near to the phone again, I could hear, “THOSE DAMN BEANIE WEENIES…”
Vanessa…I’m STILL laughing at your comment. I think that is the best comment that I’ve ever had on this blog. OMG…my sides are hurting!
spam – i t’s wha ts fo dinn er!
Not too bad when it’s fried up all nice and black around the edges!!!
wow…which comment? Thanks….
what in the world is a beanie weenie? Baked beans and hot dogs? I used to eat that lol…
My current bad-for-you food right now is corn dogs, ice cream sandwiches, and cookies and cream Hersey bars. That and hot sauce that makes my tears feel like lava. No idea why. I know a couple of my meds give me the appetite of a pregger woman, and..well..I hate it.
Vanessa…your feeding spam to your senile grandma comment. Lordy, I get tickled all over again when I think about it.
I like all the food that you mentioned BUT not together!
Yeah, a lot of antidepressants and other meds have a horrible side effect….INCREASED APPETITE!