I have a dermatologist appt. today. I have a new mole that looks a little suspicious. See, Stan…I’m not the shatmaster that I claim to be. I didn’t make you wait all day to find out what I am going to the derma about. And, I knew that you’d just be sitting and biting your nails and eating Pringles (or something else not good for the figure or cholesteral) all day waiting for me to post.

“edited to add*……Stan  has written some very interesting/funny/morbid Top Ten facts about Michael Jackson in the comment section. If you’ve never had the pleasure of reading comments by Stan, here’s your chance.

Who is Stan, you ask. Stan is MY BESTEST OF THE RESTEST FRIEND WITHOUT NO DANG BENEFITS. And, he has a great mental health blog……IS SOMETHING NOT QUITE RIGHT WITH STAN.

I’ve had lots of ideas for posts lately but just can’t seem to get my thoughts all together. While in the shower earlier, I had a lot of rapid and random thoughts. This happens to me frequently….rapid thinking. Some days, it’s slow enough for me to jot down an idea but other days, the thoughts are replaced so fast that I can’t recall them.

I’ve only got a few minutes to write so here are some random thoughts that I had today…

1.Is Obama a vampire? 

 He seems to be able to “glam”  people like the vampires on True Blood do.  In the case of TB vamps, they “glam” aka mesmerize humans for feeding without killing. I’m beginning to think that this is what Obama does with the press and other unsavory people/organizations. Take notice of the members of a majority of the press when he concludes a press conference. Eyes glazed over, drool dripping from the corners of their mouths, and the look of a desperate lover.

2. I got a hefty penalty notice in the mail yesterday for not making personal tax deposits on time. I got the same heft penalty last year. If the IRA wouldn’t penalize me, then I could deposit that huge sum of money for personal taxes. Small business really gets a bum-deal. Now, it’s worse under Obama’s socialistic rule.

3.How did Barbara Walters get so famous and rich? She has that lisp thing going on and sometimes, she stutters. Not that I’m insinuating that there is anything wrong with either of those things. But, I just don’t get it….how she ended up on top of the broadcasting pyramid. When I see BaaBwa on the View, I flash back to her interview of Hugo Chavez. I vividly remember seeing BaaBwa’s nipples poking thru her blouse. Don’t know if she was cold or lusting after Hugo.

4.Would Keith Olbermann still have a show if Bill O’Reilly retired? 99% of his current show is nothing but insulting and taking jabs at Bill. I don’t like Keith Olbermann. He reminds me of a girl in junior high school trying to make friends by talking trash about somebody who is popular.

5. Is the government really going to give people $3500 ( I think that’s the amount) for their old junker cars? And, who is going to do all the junk car crushing? But, if this is true, I could become a millionaire. There are junk cars all over the place around here.

Time is up. Gotta go make myself presentable to venture into the outside world.

If you have any answers or thoughts on these questions, I’d love to read them.

One more nagging question……

Does Barney Frank have teeth? I’ve watched him doing lots of interviews and have yet to see even a snaggle of a tooth. I asked this question on Tweeter, too. No one seems to have the answer. If any of you have seen a pic of Barney with teeth, please post it.