It’s April Fool’s Day and I haven’t done one dadgoneprank on anybody. I usually do and fool several people. But, this year, I was an April Fool wussy. All the buzz about the scary Internet virus made me hesitant and really cautious. Ya see, I couldn’t bring my lazy hiney to actually go out and do something stupid to a real person. Nooooooooo! Like the majority of Americans today, I rely on the Internet to perform childish and immature tricks and hoax. I spent the day going to and fro trying to decide whether to even turn the ol’ Dell on or not. Would THE WORM infect my major means of communication with others?

Maybe, I’ve become a old scaredy cat. Or, could it be that I didn’t want to risk having to buy a new computer considering that I had just bought one a few months ago?

So, to all the people that I have pulled silly pranks on in the past, you are safe. THE WORM protected you this  year.

edited to add……Stan has been commenting on my last several posts. He is sarcastically funny and very smart. Just don’t tell him that. For really good laughs, read all comments posted by Stan. 

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