I was greatly relieved to read your response. My chances of going to the big house and hooking up with a manly roomie named “Butchie” are become less and less with each informative reply from you.
Those little ungrateful Chinese turds were way out of line demanding perks such as insurance! You should give yourself a hearty pat on the back for being the kind person that you are and teaching them such a valuable life lesson at these early years in their lives.
For goodness sake, Stan…..many of us have to wait into well into our adult years to discover that we are not owed health insurance (unless we have (A) supported Obama by calling all Republicans “racists assholes” (B) are a member of ACORN and have/will willingly lie and cheat to get the Messiah elected (C) are a present or past member of Congress (D) are unemployed, never been employed, qualify for food stamps and welfare benefits, have status as an unwed mother of several children with different fathers )!!!!
Please keep “mumsy” on the anything that the FDA does not know as I am presently volunteering for testing the new Seroquel Any-Hole suppository. MAJOR MIRACLE MED. The pharma companies are keeping this all hush-hush but…..(don’t tell another soul. Promise. Cross your heart, hope to die, stick a needle…or suppository “hee hee” in your eye), this mo-fo is suppose to be THE CURE ALL FOR EVERYTHING. The first slow-melt suppository that you can stick ANYWHERE…..(ear, nose, mouth, ahole, and yes, even the poonie-tang) is rumored to kill it all…..fungus, unexplainable rashes, those nasty sexually transmitted diseases, earache, sore throat, hemmroids….my friend, the list is endless!
Will keep you informed on the MAGIC END ALL DISEASE KNOWN TO MANKIND SEROQUEL MIRACLE SUPPOSITORY….which I will refer to from now on as MEADKITMISMS (which doesn’t take as long to type).
Must sign off now. The man (who is dressed from head to toe in sterile, unflammable, and with self-breathing apparatus attached suit) is here to insert the MEADKITMISMS in an orfice of my body.

Thanks, friend, for the greatly appreciated info on those little selfish shitheads who are probably at this moment filling their stomachs with a hearty rock stew.

Your best ever friend without benefits

TPB aka #6238 Experiment Volunteer