Hey, y’all…….guess what? My poontang is more popular as blablabla’s (and her’s is listed on a professional coochie site called LonelyWivesAffairs.) BTW….she’s the one who looks like she’s getting it on with a telephone pole.

I was checking my stats and saw that I had over 7,000 hits on my poontang post! And, at the other blog that I co-author, I’ve had over 3,000 hits on it. That’s 10,000 hits on the all vajayjay. Of course, I’m talking about blog hits not literally whacking my cooter. Now that would make for one black and blue twatter!

……….My Poontang Post

So, let’s have a Poontang Post celebration.

I brought cake……

Coochie Cake

and we’re gonna………

…….and believe me…..MINE WAS!

How would y’all (my blog girlfriends and some boyfriends) enjoy a nice, nasty stripper show? Yeah…..I thought that you might………

So, now to the guest list

1. All of y’all (my blog buddies).

2. Elizabeth Edwards John Edwards Rielle Hunter

3. The Obamas

4. The McCains

5 .Bill and Hillary Clinton

6. Casey Anthony

7. Bill O’reilly and Keith Oberman and Ann Coulter

8. George Clooney

9. David Cook, Clay Aiken and his baby mama, Fantasia, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Shawn P Diddy Combs, Amy Winehouse, George Clooney, Tyra Banks, Oprah Winfrey, Ellen Degeneres, Gary Busey, Rick Springfield, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Michael Phelps,Bono,Sting, Cher,Daughtry

10. Cheating Chinese gymnast

11. Anybody else that I can think of as a tag that will get me hits. Come on…..y’all didn’t think I was really gonna invite those people to my Vagina Celebration, did ya?

12. Cycling Swiss Guy Totally just kidding!

13. Larry King and David Hasselhoff…….no friggin’ way!

14. Ozzy Osborne

15. Dr. McSteamy…..serious about this one!

Now, we need some favors for my guests…..hmmmm…..how about……

Velvet Vulva Pillow

Or if that doesn’t ticke your fancy, you can pick your own gift here………Vulva Art!!!!!!

And of course, we need decorations………

OK….I know y’all are disappointed. I spent quite a while trying to find balloons/decorations that were appropriate. All I could find were p****y pinaita. And, the search that I did for “adult balloons” just resulted in me finding way more than I need to know about what some women do to balloons and the weirdos that pay to watch them do it. NO LINK FROM ME! Uh uh….you’ll have to check that out on your own if you wanna see it.

OK……LET THE CELEBRATION BEGIN!!!!!!

OH….DON’T FORGET TO SIGN THE GUEST LIST BY LEAVING A COMMENT!!!!!