……what’s that spell?
Police and firefighters were called to the University of Texas’ Jester Hall to free 26 cheerleaders who had crammed themselves into an elevator.
A group of 14- to 17-year-olds attending Texas Cheer Camp in Austin decided to see how many girls they could squeeze into the elevator around 6 p.m. Tuesday, campus police said.
The elevator successfully descended from the fourth floor to the first, but the doors refused to open.
The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help. But it took about 25 minutes before a repairman was able to fix the door, police said.
“It’s dangerous actually,” said Rhonda Weldon, director of communications for the UT Police Department. “They’re lucky that that’s all that happened.”
One teen fainted and was treated and released from a nearby hospital. Two others were treated at the scene.
“Take the sign seriously,” Ms. Weldon said. “There are signs everywhere: No more than 15 people or 3,000 pounds.”
Hey 26 cheerleaders, are you really that stupid?…..
More stupid people…..
Rielle Hunter (aka Lisa Druck) admits that she is in love with John Edwards and believes that they will be married in the future according to Fox News. How stupid can one woman be? Does she not realize that their affair is a done deal and now Edwards is only practicing what he preaches…..which is protecting the poor the whore (and himself).
Seems like the upstanding holier-than-thou Senator from North Carolina picked a real LucyGoosey to play hide the salami with…..Lisa Druck.
Earlier today, I wrote a very long post ripping Edwards a new a-hole. But, then I heard a voice (is that you, God? Mom? Jerry Falwell?) telling me not to be so unkind and I deleted it. Stop laughing!!!!! I AM capable of being sensitive and nice.
Oh, alright…I’m lying. My computer went nutso and I lost the post. Now, there’s no sense in re-writing all that crap because it’s on every other blog on the entire internet.
Edited to add…….OMG!!! Love Lips????!!!!!!! Her nickname for Johnny Breck Boy Edwards is LOVE LIPS!!!!
I heard Ann Coulter on Red Eye last night say this……Edwards liked to play kinky games. He wanted Rielle/Lisa to act like she was an ambulance so he could chase her around the room. Bwahahahaha
Greg Gutfeld had the funniest picture of Edward’s not-claimed love child on there. I wish I had it to post here but I cannot find it now. It was a baby with a pacifier in it’s mouth and Edward’s perfect hair. I laughed out loud at it.
The third nominee for today’s fresh from the oven shitcake……
- Nutritious AND Delicious!
MARATHON, Fla — Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on the roof of the car.
Monroe County Sheriff’s Office deputies were called to the Publix store Tuesday and arrested a 54-year-old woman after she was driving around with her three-year-old granddaughter on the roof of her car.
The grandmother was released from jail 15 hours later.
The woman said Thursday she would never let anything hurt her granddaughter. She says she was driving at “snail-speed” and holding the child’s leg.
Authorities say the woman told police she was giving the child some air and letting her have fun.
She faces charges of child abuse. The child is back with her mother.
What the hell is wrong with that woman? ‘Round these parts, we know not to put our kids in danger. Lordy, granny, ain’t ya ever heard of DUCK TAPE?…..
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What I found most remarkable is that Elizabeth Edwards, like so many political wives before her, is standin by her man. Now, I know marriages whether many storms, infidelity included, but JUST ONCE I want to see one of these normally uptight, snooty political bitches, find out that her husband was dipping his quill in someone elses ink pot and just go friggin nuts.
Angela Bassett style.
I wanna see John Edwards clothes on the lawn.
I wanna see his tires slashed.
I wanna see Elizabeth Edwards and this blonde whore pulling each others hair out at a press conference.
And then, of course, I want world peace.
I want to see her sneak up behind him while he’s doing a press conference and blow a hand full of multi-colored glitter in his hair! Enough glitter to make getting it out in less than 6 months of expensive salon shampooing impossible.
And, then, of course, I, too, want world peace!
All I can say is that “People are so stupid, so bloody stupid!”
With all of this talk about world peace, I have a sudden urge to sing “Mustang Sally”!! Gracie Lou Freebush would never waste her precious glitter on the likes of John Edwards. She’d just punch him.
BHE…I disagree. I think Breck Boy is glitter-worthy. He’s so vain (hey, maybe, that song was about HIM. Note to self…check on connection between Carly Simon and Love Lips), I can just imagine how horrified he’d be to have foreign matter in his hair.
I feel the older I get the less hope I have in humanity. Does it seem to you that people are getting dumber?
MJ…nah, we’re just getting smarter.
It’s why I’m not a criminal. Because I’d be the jackass who apologized to the old lady, took too much time to help her after ripping her off, and got caught.
maddyejames….Believe me, I understand. That’s what I would do, too.