I’m thinking the eye of Venus bumped into a deep hole of Uranaus and richocheted off and hit Mars. Or, sumptin’ else cosmic is off kilter.
Is it a full moon………?
“The full moon has been linked to crime, suicide, mental illness, disasters, accidents, birthrates, fertility, and werewolves, among other things“….from Full Moon.
The shit has hit the fan here. Trouble, trouble all around. And, the people causing all this seem to think that I am sane and grounded. Bwahahahaha That should tell you exactly how screwed up they are! Thinking that I can HELP them….PRICELESS!
I’ve got a lot of family matters going on. This is not all bad, though. I’m sure that I’ll have a lot of material to write about shortly.
I probably won’t be here for a few days. Unless I can summon Dr. Phil, Dr. Drew Pinksky, Dr. Suess, Dr. Spock, Dr. Oz (one of Oprah’s favorite things/people) , Doc Holliday, or Dr. Feelgood to come and HELP ME!
Don’t worry. Nothing that I can’t handle and nothing that I haven’t dealt with before. Now, gotta run. Have to bake another large shitcake for all my peeps! 
Also, need to go into a mushroom induced trance and connect with my own personal shaman…Lucy In The Sky! 
I’ll be back as soon as I can get Lucy to hand over a spell to put all this soul-draining people!
If she is not accomodating today, I’m gonna look up an Exorcist in the yellow pages.
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
PS I took that picture of Lucy!!!!
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PLEASE tell me what I can do to help. I will do most anything to avoid having to look at that crap cake again. It really upsets my stomach, and VV already made me puke in my keyboard this week with that post about teeth.
I’m beginning to think that maybe I was switched at birth. Could it be that I am NOT genetically a hillbilly? Don’t they usually have stronger stomachs?
Hope all is well there Barbie! Give me a shout when you can.
And Big Hair…Im beginning to think that you arent genetically a hillbilly. I mean, your first thought when you saw that picture should not have been “puke” it should have been “daddy, is that you”
BHE…maybe, you’re a cross-breed. One half redneck and one half city-fied! But, just stick with me and VV and will have you a 100% non-puking white trash redneck.
VV..here’s what you can do for me….send pics of you in your Speedo! LMAO
barbie, check my blog…Im puttin one up special for ya!
I’m with you guys ’til the end! This weekend, I plan to grill my parents about my heritage. Thanks for your support.
@ Vinyl Villager: DON’T grill your parents, please! Unless you put lots of barbecue sauce on them.
@ Barbie: I hope everything smooths out soon!
Hope things smooth out for you…I have a sleep disorder, so the full moon always screws things up for me, too! Here’s to it being OVER!
(oops: not Vinyl Villager- Big Hair!)
Barbie, I really do hope things are better soon!
I wondered where you have been. When you come back please read my post about my mom from July 18th. I hope everything is going to be ok for you!
Thanks y’all. Nothing major, just a whole bunch of little things happening all at once.
girl…coming right over!