So, Angelina finally gave birth. Seemed like a long, long pregnancy. But, then, she’s been recorded/photographed/written about, etc. for every single minute of every single day of every single week of every single month for the last nine months.
Now, the latest news is that Knox Leon (the new baby boy) and Vivienne Marcheline (the new baby girl) will have their first photo sold to the tune of $20+ million bucks.
Listen up, all mag editors…..Why spend mega bucks for that pic when I will offer you a much better (and cheaper) deal.
SAVE $19,999,950!!!!!
I’m prepared to offer to the highest bidder pictures of my kids from birth to adult hood.
Here’s what you can get HERE:
5 Pictures of TrailerparkBarbie being cleaned up. Your readers will simply love here little round head with sprouts of hair sticking up in random places. Here’s a teaser preview:
What A Cutie!Yes! She was born tobacco and liquor addicted. Sheesh, stop with the friggin' lectures already.....a pregnant woman needs to have a little fun!
TrailerParkMidge’s First Attempt at Crawling…..
Look At Her Go!!!!!!
TPS’s first serious boyfriend:
AND MORE!!!!!! Pictures from childhood to adulthood. Jolie-Pitt will not give you that!
More teasers. But saving the best shots for you (highest bidder!) Random photos from their baby books!….
Dressed in their Easter best!
TPB Suffering From Paranoia
TPS’s Rebellious-”I’m Gonna Kill You In Your Sleep Phase”…isn’t she darling?
TPM reflecting on being grounded for wearing too much make-up
- Summer Tan!
Boy, those girls come back from the beach so dark every year!
Remember, these are not the best photos! I’m saving the best for YOU (highest bidder!)
Don’t wait!!!!! Bid now!!!!! Those who snooze, lose!
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Hey, I see Vinyl Village gave you an award … did you try and sell it on ebay? Where’s it at, you should be gloating girl!
I told y’all that I’m tech illiterate. I’m still trying to figure out how to put it here.
Somebody please help this ignorant redneck! I don’t even know how to put those “badges” from places that list your blog.
I’m dead serious.
I’ll give you a quarter and a 6 pack for your whole collection.
Patism….what do you think I am…stupid? Do I have sucker written on my forehead.
Make it 2 six packs!
The badges…the girl from the ghetto just explained that to me this week.
You go to your widgets…and insert a “Text” widget. then you can insert whatever gobbledygook the badge places give you into that text widget and it pops right up.
I’m going to try this a little later this evening. If I don’t get it, I’m going to call you. If I can still find your number. I lose everything.
I’ll give you a buck for the “Children of the Corn” pictures.
AND a bag of cracklins.
I emailed you the number. If I dont answer it means I fell asleep on the couch again…