I am, admittedly, a very competitive person. I will fist fight with elderly women at a baby shower just to win the damn dollar store prize. I will pout like a bratty child if things don’t go my way. It can get ugly.
Even my dearest friends steer clear of me if I lose at something.
I’ve been known to stay up all nite to go stand in line at a department store in order to get a $10 coupon (given out to the first 500 customers). I didn’t even need the coupon. It was just being the first to get thru the door that mattered.
So, there’s a contest going on at the blog linked below. Please, I beg you….DO NOT MAKE MY FAMILY SUFFER and click on the link. I would appreciate it. (Besides, if you don’t, I know how to look up your IP address and I will deluge you with hateful messages for 30 days).
Plus, I will post nothing but Shit Cake for an entire week!
AND….I will tag all my posts with the word “SEX” even if they are about church.
On the plus side, it’s a great blog and worth reading.
AS PROMISED IN MY COMMENT AT THE VINYL VILLAGER, I PRESENTÂ 
AND…..NAKED WOMAN>>
…..AND NAKED MAN>>>
I never said that I had good porn!
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A whinny or a whiney? Also a bad speller, I guess.
Interesting Blog. Don’t be surprised if I Blogroll you.
OK…now, I’m really pouting.
Thanks a lot, Kali!!!!!
No, seriously, thank you, Kali. I had it spelled right in the first place but then decided that was wrong and changed it. So,now, I’m changing it back.
Whinny rhymes with skinny, doesn’t it? Ever since I had my metabolism checked last Friday and was informed that “NO, you DO NOT have a slow metabolism.”, skinny has been stuck in my head. Dammit! I was absolutely, 100% positive that the test would back up my theory about why my butt is getting wider and wider. I think the test was rigged!!!!
Uh oh…just realized that I’m having one of my “Oh, look…there’s a chicken!” moments and have veered completely off the subject.
Thanks for pointing it out before I looked like a total illiterate. You get the SPELLCHECKER of the DAY AWARD! I never spellcheck even though I need to do it.
This comment is getting so long that I really should write it as a post.
Surprise me, Adam. There’s nothing sexier than being surprised by a total stranger!!!!! Actually, being sent money by a total stranger just might be a tad bit sexier!!!!
Thanks for stopping by!
I went … you baby you! Ha ha ha … Hey, deal chaser … I’m offering 20% off Partylite for the next 11 days. Email me and I’ll send you a link to my catalog if you are interested in ordering some stuff. I know how you love a bargain!
GG…I’ll send you my email addy. But, I must warn you (as before), I’m in to “Party Heavy”.
I clicked the link for you, and will come back every day and do so. Please don’t send me that cake! hahaha!
What an honor to have become your new best friend……for the week, or the day, who cares? Can a girl EVER have too many BFF’s?
Why don’t you come over this weekend? We’ll burn trash and use up a whole can of Aqua Net. Lots of girly fun!
Do you have any pig ears and Bud Lite? If so, I’ll put on my fancy clothes (they have ruffles!) and be there!
MJ…it’s all good. I have Mighty Putty (as Seen on TV) to glue you right up again.
you better hang it up, cause IM gonna win this one.
Ooooohhhh, VV has thrown down the gauntlet! Be careful, he’ll pull out the Hillbilly Police badge on you!! He’s already done it to me once.
I don’t have pig ears or Bud Lite. Will pork cracklins and PBR do the trick? I’ll even pull out the good plastic. Can’t wait to see ya……..
Those will do in a pinch Big Hair…but you might wanna soften the blow of no Bud Lite by throwing a few Slim Jims in…
Heck, I’ll even go to Wal-Mart and pick up the BIG TUB of Slim Jims if it will smooth things over.
Aw shucks, VV…you always did know the way to my heart.
Have to admit though, that pork cracklins and PBR sound mighty tasty.
Hey…I’ll bring a platter of mountain oysters and Pete’s Hot Sauce!
Already have the hot sauce in the fridge. If my cat keeps it up, we might even have some fresh squirrel.
Yummy! Nothing says fine cuisine like dead squirrel!
LOL! MJ, what have you started? I’m in the competition too, (Todays Musings is mine), but I’m staying the hell out of everybody’s way. Y’all scare me! ROTFL!