OK….the above pic is not him but it’s pretty funny!

Here he is…….. He’s the one on the left in case you can’t tell.

BEND, Oregon — ABC NEWS has learned Thomas Beatie, also known as the ‘pregnant man’, gives birth to a baby girl.

Beatie, a former woman, defended his decision to have a baby, saying he has a “right to have a biological child.”

Despite removing his breasts, growing a wispy beard and legally having his gender changed from female to male, Beatie, 34, kept his female sex organs intact because he hoped to have a child some day.

After years of struggling with his sexual identity and deciding to live as a man, he did the most womanly thing possible — he became pregnant.

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“Beatie was impregnated with sperm from a donor. His wife, Nancy, inseminated him at home with a device she said was like a syringe without the needle. They bought it from a veterinarian and it is typically used to feed birds.”……..

I was really confused about this. Inseminated where? But, then the answer became clear. It had to have been thru his pecker. Afterall, she used something that was meant to feed birds. Get it? Birds have peckers/beaks. Yeah, bad joke!

Seriously, I need someone to explain this to me. Where………?

I’ll betcha it was that damn David Crosby’s sperm! I’m telling y’all, that man is populating the earth with lil’ Crosbys.

Editing to add:

I read elsewhere that he/she still has a coochie. I need this verified. This situation is driving me bonkers trying to figure out. WTH was the sperm inserted? Does he/she really still have a poontang? (PS…the word “poontang” guarantees a lot of hits. I use it often.) Nosey inquiring minds want to know.

Hey….I’ll go find out. I’ll ask Oprah!!!! She sees/knows everything. I’ll be right back. Hang on……

Haven’t found the answer yet. But, did find this quote from People Magazine:

“He told the magazine that contrary to published reports, the baby was not delivered by Caesarean section, but no other details about the birth were given.”

I’m back. Still no answer but found something very interesting. Another pregnant man?

Back to my super-duper-investigative work…..

Found this giant headline in several places: World’s First Pregnant Man Mows His Lawn Just Weeks Before Giving Birth!

Big damn deal! With my first kid, I went past my due date. Listen, ya’ll, I mowed, raked the yard, picked up tree branches, moved furniture, and just about everything else that I could think to do to make labor start. I wanted that kid out NOW!

So far, I found this from the Huffington Post (which is a dirtbag rag and I refuse to link to it)

“its a SHE!!!! not a man and i am so sick of hearing that this woman who is ‘confused over her gender’ is pregnant just because she wants to be treated like a man. so when the birth is over how is the man going to explain breastmilk? is she going to wear the strap on again once the baby is born?

“HE IS NOT A MAN HE IS WOMEN , MEDIA BIAS STUPID SPIN , JUST DISGUSTING INSANE, STOP CALLING HER A MAN !!”

“I agree. She’s a woman who cut off her boobs and got injections to grow hair on her face.
She’s still a woman because she has a vagina and a womb.”

This is my fav. I wish I had said this first:

“I know lots of men with a belly that looks like that. I wonder if they are pregnant…”

and finally…..

“It’s a woman, people. A woman. Get over it!”

So, now I understand!