I read today that a lady gave birth to twins that weighed over 23 lbs (combined, of course) and honestly, it made my vajayjay ache until I read that they were delivered by C-section. After I read that, my coochie didn’t hurt anymore but I walked around the rest of the afternoon holding my belly.
My girls only weighed 12 1/2 pounds combined. And, since they are not twins and were delivered 5 years apart, that was pretty OK. I hate the fact that I can’t screw with their heads by telling them that they almost ripped me into shreds being born, though. It’s hard to keep a straight face and say, “You ungrateful brat! I almost needed a whole new set of organs when your big ol’ 6 lb. body came out of me!”
So, now, I just say, “I’m still carrying baby weight around from you. I took keeping you fed well (with cookie, ice cream, chips, etc.) seriously while you were in the womb! I gave up my size 5…errr….7….um…OK, dammit…size 9’s so you wouldn’t feel deprived.”
I was surfing the net trying to find more info on the twins. That’s when I found this…..
(When I first saw this picture, it scared the bejeesuz out of me. I thought that a transvestite was holding a little man.)
“When ten-month-old Karan Singh bundles into the playroom, other toddlers must run away screaming.
Because, at a hefty 22kg (NOTE: HOW MUCH IS THAT? I’LL TELL YOU….IT’S “OH, HELL, NO! SIZE) and at nearly 1m (3ft 2in) tall, Karan, seen right, is a giant among babies.
His size is no surprise to his mother – one of the tallest women in Asia at 2.18m (7ft 2in) – who has to feed him 20 times a day.”
Now, listen, I fed my 6 lb baby 20 times a day (while in the womb). What happened? It went to my ass…that’s what. Sheesh…..it would have been fine if she had weighed 10 lbs That would have been 4 pounds less of junk in the trunk.
I had a neighbor in my old stomping grounds (Lot # 1) who kept pushing out larger and larger babies. After her last one weighed 12 lbs 5 oz, I could not longer look at her without doing spontaneous Keigel exercises.
Maybe, having small babies is not so bad. I’m sure that I can find other things to make them feel guilty about.
wait….that person holding him is his MOTHER??
By: The Vinyl Villager on June 23, 2008
at 12:14 pm
Downright scary, huh?
Maybe, the kids run from him because SHE’S carrying him!
By: trailerparkbarbie on June 23, 2008
at 12:46 pm
No thanks! *crosses legs*
By: MJ on June 23, 2008
at 2:39 pm
Just legs, MJ? I’ve had my arms, eyes, legs, and any other part of my body that I can control crossed (while doing Keigels)
By: trailerparkbarbie on June 23, 2008
at 3:00 pm
good God.
thats about the ugliest woman I have ever seen…
she doesnt need to worry about what kinda shape her poontang is in, cause no man in his right mind would go near that.
By: The Vinyl Villager on June 23, 2008
at 4:05 pm
I just have to confess what I was thinking as I first saw that picture…
I thought it was the whole family. Then when I read that the mother was 7′-2″ tall, I thought “gardam her husband must be 9′-6″ then!” cause I sure didnt consider that the thing on the right might have a poontang…
By: The Vinyl Villager on June 23, 2008
at 4:50 pm
Well, VV, you know when you really think about it (which I tried hard not to but….), it would only make sense that her poontang would be really, really long. UGH!
And, did you ever dream in a million years that you and I would be discussing an ugly woman’s coochie on the world wide web?
Bwahahahaha
By: trailerparkbarbie on June 23, 2008
at 10:38 pm
Discussing? If you click on the right site you can see an ugly woman’s coochie. Or women’s ugly coochie’s. Or so I’ve heard…….
By: cuteasasa on June 23, 2008
at 10:55 pm
“(When I first saw this picture, it scared the bejeesuz out of me. I thought that a transvestite was holding a little man.)”
OMGosh–that is hysterical!
By: K. Trainor on June 24, 2008
at 1:17 pm
cuteasasa….yeah, I’ve “heard” about those other sites, too.
K..scary, ain’t it?
By: trailerparkbarbie on June 24, 2008
at 1:44 pm