I saw something(s) quite weird today.
I was in a mall out of town and kept running into this one guy. I’m not even sure why I noticed him in the first place. But, I did.
1st time I saw him……just an average looking, kinda thin black male.
2nd time I saw him…..he was wearing a ballcap with the bill turned up and the price tag still on it.
and….
3rd time I saw him…..he was with another guy and was being followed by a very tiny puppy dog. Yes, a real live puppy.
4th time……I was leaving the mall and saw him skipping thru the parking garage. No dog. No hat. No other guy.
I’m wondering what does all of this mean?
(a) He was an angel sent from Heaven to watch over me?
(b) He was a demon sent from Hell to watch over me?
(c) I need to have a psych doc review my psych meds?
(d) I am living in a 5th dimension?
(e) Do I need a brain scan?
(f) I am being stalked by a crazy cult member?
Anybody wanna have a shot at ’splaining this weirdness?
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I’m going with the MRI. Sounds a little wacky. Plus your MRI can make a nice About me pic to share with the rest of the blog world.
I knew I could count on you, my bonyfide geniass friend!
“idea bulb appears” Might be able to use the pic for Christmas cards!
My motto has always been, “if you think they’re out to get you, they probably are…and run like hell!”
Silly, it was Michael Jackson out doing some shopping for a new son! The others is gittin’ too old.
God, I’ve missed you.
EEEEKKK…..MJ is out to get me!
Whew….glad you missed me, Max. I was beginning to think that it was just me who had developed an unnatural attachment.
Read my post that I’m writing today. Life has been a complete John Waters movie around here.