Y’all may have already seen these but I think they are belly-laughing hilarious. Got these in my inbox and don’t know where they actually originated. If anyone knows, please post a comment so that I can give that photoshopping genius some credit.
WHAT CELEBRITIES WOULD LOOK LIKE IF THEY MOVED TO WEST VIRGINIA
JENNIFER ANISTON….”OK, KIDS….WHO NEEDS TO GO POTTY BEFORE WE LINE UP FOR LUNCH?”
BRITNEY SPEARS……
……HUH????? I’M STILL SEXY Y’ALL! NOW GO GET ME SOME DAMN CHEETOHS!
ASHLEE SIMPSON…..ANOTHER SUPER JOB BY OLAN MILLS!!!!!
……MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND CATHERINE-ZETA-JONES……LOOKS LIKE THE TOP SELLING AGENT AND SPOUSE AT THE ALLSTATE CONVENTION
POSH AND DAVID BECKHAM…..THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE A PIG NAMED WILBUR
GWEN STEFANI…..OR DOLLY PARTEN AFTER EATING GWEN STEFANI
JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MARC ANTHONY……LOOKS LIKE THEY HAD THEIR FILL OF FATBACK AND BEANS!
JOHNNY DEPP…..”I’M BRINGIN’ SEXY BACK, Y’ALL!”…..BUSINESS IN THE FRONT…PARTY IN THE BACK
JOHN TRAVOLTA…..HE LOOKS LIKE THAT CREEPY UNCLE THAT WANTS YOU TO SIT ON HIS LAP AT CHRISTMAS DINNER
MARY KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN….OMG! I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PICTURE WHERE THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE EATEN!
PAM ANDERSON……SHE LOOKS LIKE A VO-TECH SCHOOL SECRETARY…”SURE I’LL WRITE YA TARDY SLIP, BUBBA. BUT, FIRST, YA GOTTA GO AND FETCH ME A COUPLE OF DONUTS FROM THE LUNCH ROOM.”
SARAH JESSICA PARKER….MOVED TO BOONE COUNTY TO REUNITE WITH HER LONG, LOST TWIN SISTER.
TARA REID…..POLICE FILE PICTURE….BUSTED WHEN COPS RAIDED A COCK FIGHT
TOM CRUISE…..IN HIDING IN THE HILLS AFTER LEAVING SCIENTOLOGY AND JOINING BROTHER LOVE’S SNAKE HANDLING CHURCH
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I think I saw all of those people at the Wal Mart last time I was in WV….
Holy cow! Those are a scream!
VV is right, though. I see these people or their impersonators at WalMart every weekend!
Tom Cruise reminds me of the guy in Slingblade…..”Can I get me some more of those French Fried tators”?