Well, now i’ve seen just about everything. Check this out……My Beautiful Mommy

My Beautiful Mommy by Michael Salzhauer, M.D.
The book that helps kids cope with mommy’s plastic surgery. According to the Newsweek the book features: a perky mother explaining to her child why she’s having cosmetic surgery (a nose job and tummy tuck). Naturally, it has a happy ending: mommy winds up “even more” beautiful than before, and her daughter is thrilled.

Now, I ask you….is this fair to all children? Of course not! That’s why I will be publishing the following book……

My Mommy Scares Me…

With Chapters Like….

My Frozen Face Mommy…….Why Can’t Mommy Smile At Me Anymore?

An interview with Dr. Daniel Serrano, the personal plastic surgeon of Priscilla Presley

And, chapters with great illustrations, such as……

Why Does Mommy Look Like Daddy Now?..…..

and more……!!!!!!

Why Did Mommy’s Boobs Melt?……

Why Can’t Mommy Sit Down…..This chapter has lots of graphic pictures that even I (white trash) couldn’t bring myself to post here…...Mommy’s Cooter Surgery

Why Are We Have Purina For Supper Again, Mommy?…….

AND SO MUCH MORE!!!!!

PRE-ORDER NOW….THIS BOOK WILL SELL OUT FAST!!!!!!!!!!