……like Geraldo Riviera who keeps trading for newer models. He gets a piece of shitcake……
And, I hope he gets the Mystery Icing all in his moustache This post is not about GR but everytime that I see him…..grrrrrrrrr. How old is his present wife….like 16 or 17′? OK…on to what I meant to post. It’s just a silly joke that I got in my email today. But, I thought the women might get a kick out of it.
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband’ thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof!
the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Thats what he gets! Shitcake for all the losers out there! I have two recommendations for you..
1. He’s not that into you, the new movie out. HILARIOUS.
2. Sally Kellerman’s new album, check it out at http://www.sallykellerman.com (perfect for that night in, best paired with a red wine ;])
Thanks for the recommendations, taken. I plan on going to see that movie.
Also, I didn’t realize that all of my pics in this post were gone. This gave me a chance to update it.