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March 20, 2008 · 6 Comments

Halle Berry Names Baby Girl

By Kat Giantis
Special to MSN Entertainment

The bouncing genetic lottery winner of Halle Berry and her boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, officially has a name.

The Oscar winner’s rep confirms to Us that the prepossessing couple has dubbed their little girl Nahla Ariela Aubry.

Nahla is an Arabic-based name that means, “drink of water,” which is fitting given that her model-father has often been described as a tall one of those.

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The pair’s little thirst quencher reportedly made her debut on Sunday morning in Los Angeles, tipping the scales at 7 pounds, 4 ounces.

The moniker was apparently a last-minute decision for Halle, 41, and Gabriel, 32, who met in late 2005 while shooting a Versace ad together.

“We didn’t have a name picked out until just before we left the hospital,” the actress reveals to “Access Hollywood.” “For us, it was hard to name the most important person in our life until we met her.”

With all the goofy names that stars give to their children, I’m so glad that Halle didn’t choose Dingle, Blue, Raz, Cheery or Tea.

Here’s a list of some celebrities and their children, and some interesting facts. You get to decide what’s normal, unusual, and just plain weird!

Parents Celebrity Baby Names   Interesting
Facts
Rod Stewart
Penny
Alastair Wallace M  
Nicholas Cage Kal-el Coppola M name of Superman on the planet Krypton
Julia Roberts
Daniel Moder
Phinnaeus and Hazel M
F
Twins Nov 28/04
Courtney Love
Kurt Cobain
Frances Bean F  
Brooke Shields
Chris Hency
Rowan F  
Named by grandfather (a comedian) Shia (shee-ya) LaBeouf M this actor’s name means “thank God for beef”
       
Frank & Gail Zappa Moon Unit F b. 1967 - author/artist
Frank & Gail Zappa Dweezil M b. 1969 - musician
Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa is his real name
Frank & Gail Zappa Ahmet Emuukha Rodan M b. 1974 - musician
Frank & Gail Zappa Diva Muffin F  
Paula Yates & Bob Geldof Fifi Trixibelle F  
Paula Yates & Bob Geldof Peaches Honeyblossom F  
Paula Yates & Bob Geldof Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani F  
Paul Yates & Bob Geldof Little Pixie F  
Mia Farrow & Woody Allen Satchel M Goes by the name Seamus Farrow. Was accepted into college at the age of 11.
Gwyneth Paltrow
& Chris Martin
Apple F Personally, I don’t mind this name. I think we should give these parents a break!
Julia & Jamie Oliver Daisy Boo F  
Julia & Jamie Oliver Poppy Honey F  
Demi Moore &
Bruce Willis
Rumer Glenn F  
Demi Moore & Bruce Willis Scout LaRue F  
Demi Moore & Bruce Willis Tallulah Belle F  
Arlyn & John Phoenix River Jude M Known as “River”
Arlyn & John Phoenix Rainbow Joan of Arc F Known as “Rain”
Arlyn & John Phoenix Leaf Joaquin F Known as “Joaquin”
Arlyn & John Phoenix Liberty Mariposa F Known as “Libby”
Arlyn & John Phoenix Summer Joy F Called “Summer”
Madonna & Guy Ritchie Rocco M  
Helen Baxendale & David Eliot Nell Marmalade F  
Angelina Jolie Maddox Chivan Thornton M  
Paula Yates & Michael Hutchence Hirani F  
Victoria &
David Beckham
Brooklyn F  
Sarah Ferguson & Prince Andrew Eugenie    
Angie &
David Bowie
Zowie M His given name is Duncan Zowie Bowie. For a while when he was younger, he was known as Joe or Joey. He now goes by Duncan. He also uses his father’s real last name, Jones.
Gloria Jones &
Marc Bolan
Rolan M Currently a singer. His father, Marc Bolan, was killed in a car accident when Rolan was two and he and his mom moved to America. He sings California Soul music
Mel C &
Jimmy Gulzar
Phoenix Chi    
Courtney Cox & David Arquette Coco F  
Victoria &
David Beckham
Romeo M  
Erykah Badu
– Singer
Puma F  
Shannyn Sossamon
– Actress
Audio Science M  
Rob Morrow
– Actor
Tu F “Tu Morrow” pronounced tomorrow
Sylvester Stallone Sage Moon Blood M  
Posh & Beckham Cruz M Pronounced “Cruth” and is a girl’s name in Spain where they live. Father was sure it was a girl up to the moment he was born
George Foreman
Former Boxing Champ
George Junior M George Foreman had 7 children — 5 boys named George and 2 daughters, Freeda George and Georgetta
George Foreman
Former Boxing Champ
George III M  
George Foreman
Former Boxing Champ
George IV M  
George Foreman
Former Boxing Champ
George V M  
George Foreman
Former Boxing Champ
George VI M  
George Foreman
Former Boxing Champ
Freeda George F  
George Foreman
Former Boxing Champ
Georgetta F  

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6 responses so far ↓

  • The Vinyl Villager // March 20, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    I am a firm believer that you should wait for that epidural to wear off before you name your child!

    Fifi Trixibell?? That poor mother must have thought she’d gotten a new poodle instead of a new baby!

    And Ariela?? Ain’t that the pink part around the nipple??

  • trailerparkbarbie // March 20, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Your cuzzin’, TrailerparkSkipper was thinkin’ on naming her baby, Aerial. And, that’s exactly what I told her….it sounded like part of a tit.

  • Grobianus // March 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    Have drugs curdled these people’s brains, or are they genuinely nuts??

  • moonbeammcqueen // March 22, 2008 at 7:00 am

    I think I had a Diva Muffin once at Tim Horton’s.

  • trailerparkbarbie // March 22, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    Yeah….I’m pretty sure that I had a Peaches Honeyblossom at Joe’s Bar and Grill. That thing kicked a hellova punch.

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