Rehab Is For Quitters….
Things that I think are funny. Maybe, you will, too.
Crazier than a fish with titties.
Save the whales. Trade them for valuable prizes.
My dog can lick anyone.
Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.
I like cats, too. Let’s exchange recipies.
Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?
Answer:
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Oh crap! You’re just going to try to cheer me up, aren’t you?
No one ever says, “It’s only a game.” when their team is winning.
A man rushed into the doctor’s office
and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!”
The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down.
You’ll just have to be a little patient.”
Gargling twice a day is a good way
to see if your throat leaks.
If we weren’t meant to eat animals
then why are they made of meat?
It’s not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
WHY DO CHURCHES BEG FOR IT?
FARTED AT ONCE?
SHIT SPLATTERS
PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS
BUT THEY STILL GET IN
I’m just going to start copying and pasting “hilarious” on all of your posts.