Crikeys! So Much Dirty Laundry….

SAY IT AIN’T SO, DINA!!!!!!! This is breakin’ my heart. I was blaming everything on that limp-lipped peckerhead ex-husband!!

A 29-year-old former driver and traveling aide for the James McGreevey during his gubernatorial campaign claims he was doing more than working behind the wheel for the former Garden State chief executive.

If this tale of three-way bedroom romps is true, Dina Matos McGreevey’s got some ’splaining to do after writing her book and hawking it on TV, saying how she knows what Eliot Spitzer’s wife is going through. (New Jersey Star-Ledger):

The aide, Theodore Pedersen, said he and the couple even had a nickname for the weekly romps, from 1999 to 2001, that typically began with dinner at T.G.I. Friday’s and ended with a threesome at McGreevey’s condo in Woodbridge.They called them “Friday Night Specials,” according to Pedersen.

He described the encounters during an interview with The Star-Ledger. He said he wanted to refute the innocent image that Matos McGreevey has projected – both during the couple’s ongoing divorce battle and in interviews she gave after New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer resigned last week in a sex scandal.

“I wanted to get this out now because it was so offensive to me that she goes on television playing the victim,” Pedersen said. “She’s trying to make this a payday for herself. She should have told the truth about the three of us.”

Former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey said Monday he and his wife and a male aide engaged in sexual threesomes, contradicting a denial issued hours earlier by his estranged wife.

In an e-mail to The Associated Press, the nation’s first openly gay governor said published reports by former campaign aide Teddy Pedersen were true.

McGreevey….The Musical….Rated R ……
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(Chapter 4…..Yelling out “Charlie” while performing oral sex)

Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen allegedly hired the same call girl involved in the Eliot Spitzer scandal for a fantasy-themed threesome.

Pimp Jason Itzler, 41, claims he sent Ashley Alexander Dupre under the name of Victoria and another girl, Cheryl, to Sheen more than two years ago, the Daily Record reported.

He claims Sheen paid $20,000 for a threesome with the girls dressed up as cheerleaders.

“Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders and chant his name while performing sex acts. They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover. One time he had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting ‘Charlie! Charlie! He’s our man. If he can’t do it, nobody can!’” (Charlie liked to dress up as a sleazy politician during these wild sessions.)

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Speaking on the steps of the High Court in London Monday, Heather Mills declared herself “so, so happy” with her nearly $50 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney.

The 40-year-old ex-wife of the former Beatle said she was “just glad it was over,” referring to the long-running and often acrimonious split.

McCartney, 65, upon exiting the court in an indifferent mood, merely said to waiting reporters, “All will be revealed.”

Mills explained: “I am standing here because Paul is insistent on the whole judgment being put out. I’ve said that if the whole judgment goes out then all the transcripts have to go out because it’s going to be written in a way that they will try and make it that I wasn’t successful.”

The summary states that the judge decided McCartney should pay Mills a lump sum of around $33 million, which together with existing assets of around $15 million means she will gain a divorce totaling nearly $50 million. The judge deemed that she had overspent during nearly two years of separation by $1 million.

McCartney, who has long been estimated to be worth $1.7 billion, was found by the judge to only have assets of half that figure.

The couple, who were married for just under four years, were not allowed to raise the issue of alleged misconduct, since the judge considered such details irrelevant.

Heather Mills has made several statements that she will donate a lot of this money to charity……

In an unprecedented act of genorosity and kindness Heather Mills is due to donate most of the £24.3 million she received from ex husband Sir McCartney to charity, according to reports from London.Heather has all along said she wasn’t a gold digger and now she intends to prove it. She is set to donate £10m to The Limbs for Life Foundation, a charity that helps the families of children who desperately need help obtain prosthetic limbs, £5m to Clear Path Internation, a charity that assists Landmine victims, mainly children and £5m to be split between an AIDs charity and OXFAM.”It’s an amazing gesture” said charity worker Bob Lord “It goes to show that all along she was a nice person and not the nasty vindictive trollop the media have portrayed her to be. Good for her!”Mills estimates she will need about £4m to look after herself and daughter Beatrice – she is expected to make millions more in book deals and other ventures.The news though has come as a shock to other charities expecting donations. Gucci, Versace, Prada and Yves St Lauren say they were expecting most of the money – as were other needy groups such as Rolex, Tiffanys, BMW, Harrods, American Express and several 5 star Hotels…...The Spoof.com

Paul should have suspected something when ex-boyfriends of Mucca’s kept showing up on his front lawn with this sign.