I Need A “Buckwheat”….
Why, you ask do I need a character from a long-ago television show in my life?
Well…..here’s why……
I want someone to share hair secrets with. And, we could sit around in curlers and talk trash about people.
I think that it would be swell to have someone look afraid when I pull out my tazer gun and threaten them. Also, it would be fun if BW and I robbed convenience stores with “cucumber guns”.
I love the word, “otay”.
He could bring me the heads of all the biotches that I don’t like.
We could start a club with a bunch of little white kids. Since, we’d be the founders (and BOSSES) , we could boss them around, make them do stupid stuff, and then laugh at them.
He could cheer me up with magic hat tricks when I’m sad.
He’d be lots of fun to play games with….like Hide and Seek or Rob The Neighbors!
He’s so ambitious. Here my little guy is all dressed up for “Pimps in Training” school. Looking at this picture, I get all choked up.
This boy can bust a move. Natural stage presence. We could go on the road and make shitloads of bucks!!!!!!!
And, he says such interesting, thought-provoking things. Like…..
Buckwheat: I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey, hey, hey, hey! (Fat Albert stole that “Hey, hey hey! from BW)
Buckwheat: Oh-tay.
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You’re scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
-Buckwheat…..I would make him my correspondence secretary.
Buckwheat: “Quick, what’s the number for 911?!”
-Buckwheat…..Cool head in emergencies!!!
Buckwheat: “Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?” Uh-Huh: “Uh-Huh!”
-Buckwheat and Uh-Huh…..I could make him check out porta-potties at flea markets and state fairs for me.
We’re going to the race, we’re gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!
-Buckwheat……He’s so witty! And, what a poet!!!!!
Buckwheat: Do you like pickles?
Porky: i think they stink!
Buckwheat: I love pickles
Porky: My mum makes me eat them
Buckwheat: Im crazy about em!
Porky: I’ll sell you my pickle for a dickle
Buckwheat: How bout 2 cents..
Porky:Ok
Buckwheat: Ive got two pickles ive got two pickles, ive got two pickles today .. hey hey.. a doo daaa dii daa doo da day!.. ive got tow pickles today! hey hey!……Watch out, Donald Trump. He’s gonna have us living the big life!!!
THIS IS WHY I NEED A BUCKWHEAT!!!!! 
