Tales from the Trailerpark

 Got this in my email today. I don’t know who wrote it.

 But, as always, I’ll be glad to give credit to the person that did if I find out.

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?


Here is a little test that will help you decide




You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.


You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.


What do you do?


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Democrat’s Answer  


Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!


Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?


Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?


Could we run away?


What does my wife think? What about the kids?


Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?


What does the law say about this situation?


Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?


Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?


Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? < B> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such b ehavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.


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Republican’s Answer:  

BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
Redneck’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those theWinchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?’
Son: ‘You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?’
Wife: ‘You are not taking that to the taxidermist