Get a bigger copulation organ today!

That’s the title of an email that I got earlier today.

Why would I want a bigger copulation organ, pray tell me!!!! I’ve already given birth to two children and do not desire a coochie bigger than was necessary for those events.

I wonder just how many people these stupid asses send these emails to and how many are women.

I use to get really pissed off receiving these message.

Do you want a bigger pensi? No, I didn’t misspell. It actually had “pensi”. And, ya know, I might want a bigger pensi if I knew WTF a pensi is. Of course, they meant penis. Sure, I DO want a bigger pensi/penis but how can I convince my husband that I need one?

I no longer get all bent out of shape from this type of spam mail. It provides a good laugh to relieve stress.

I never answer these emails, of course. But, I am tempting to answer this one.

Maybe, in English/Spanish language mix….

Si! I would love a grande coochie!!!!

Or, maybe a Snoop Dogg transalation:

Would I like ta have a pimp copulizzle organ?

You bet yo sweet ass that Id like nuttin’ hustla than a giant size coochie!

But then, when it comes to “copulation organs”, the best answer would probably be a romantic language like French….

Mais bien sûr … envoyez-moi des informations sur comment je peux acquérir une taille gigantesque cooter

Maybe, I’ll just use the local white trash/redneck language….

“I hear that. Git ‘er done. Send me one of them thar big ‘ol poontangs rite now!”

Want the addy for you or a loved one? I’ll be happy to share it with you. Wouldn’t want any of you walking around wishing for a bigger hoo-haw and not having access to getting one.