Today, I got into a heated discussion with my non-voting(never registered) brother. You know….the one who lives in a car wash and hits me up for moolah on a regular basis. The one who has never held a tax-paying job for more than 2-3 months. He got on his soapbox (which was probably bummed from somebody since I’m sure he hasn’t enough money to buy a soapbox or soap for that matter) about how bad our government is, what a rotten country this is, etc.
I believe that I live in the best country in the world. I love the United States. No, it’s not perfect but it’s my country and I am damn proud that it is.
He began a strange monologue type ramble about how great this country was under Bill Clinton. HUH? Did he actually, seriously mean Bill “Bubba” Clinton????
Excuse me! I didn’t sleep thru the Clinton administration. And, I can guarantee you that “the leech” was not any better off financially, with health care, with mental health care, etc. while Bubba was in office. I asked him to name just one single thing that was better for him during that administration. His answer……not as many illegal aliens coming in and taking jobs away from him and others. Now, don’t get me wrong. I am not one of those left-wing nuts who want to greet the aliens with a box lunch and a beer once they made it to our side. And, I don’t know how many jobs have been taken by illegal aliens. Haven’t really researched it in depth. But, I do know this.,…. NO ILLEGAL ALIEN took a job from my brother. Why? My brother has never had a job to be taken away.
I cut him off at the knees and told him to call me and discuss politics after he signed up and voted. In the meantime, keep your piehole shut. Ya don’t vote…..ya can’t complain.
Today’s piece of shit cake goes to….drumroll please…..my ignorant carwashliving brother. 
Be sure and share it with your hero, BC.
Do you really want to relive the Clinton years? Do you really want to keep funneling government money to the Billary twins? I got this in my email. Before, I passed it on, I checked the facts on the internet. This is very telling so I thought that I would share it.
AND…..Please vote! But, please, THINK before you vote. Don’t follow a group or a pack. Think for yourself.
Now, the email:
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton :
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, “Thank me, I voted for
Clinton-Gore.” So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my
“Thank you” for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones , Monica
Lewinsky , Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick .
Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really
planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now
he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
(especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know
is what the meaning of “sex” is. It really is great to know that certain
sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one
does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie “Wag the
Dog” could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John
Kennedy look moral.
6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
about Democratic campaign fund raising
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment’s from
the Whitewater “mess” and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
convictions (so far) in the other ” Clinton ” scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, “gutting” much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on “vacations” carefully
disguised as necessary trips.
9 Thank you, also, for “finding” millions of dollars (I really didn’t need
it in the first place, and I can’t think of a more deserving group of
recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting.
I
understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time
aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you’ve left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of
Arkansas )
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I’m sure that
Laura Bush didn’t like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
gifts you’ve received from your “friends.”
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China , silverware, linen,
towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out
of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax
dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
advance for her “tell-all” book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for
your memoirs. Who says crime doesn’t pay!
14. The last and most important point – thank you for forcing Israel to
let Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in
Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of
the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to
release so-called “political prisoners”. However, the Israelis would not
release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time,
Bill Clinton , and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher , “insisted”
that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and
eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World
Trade Center . This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the
time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US
from all later reports. Why shouldn’t Americans know the real truth? What a
guy!! If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these
facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for
spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for “inventing” the
Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual
e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State
Senator, now comes under the “Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan,”
which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her
Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans
were pension eligible after only 4 years?)
If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is
already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives
Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?
WE DO!
It’s common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,
they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York
Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still
makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments
hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built
within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge
the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra
residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means
that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton’s salary, mortgage,
transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12
man staff — and, this is all perfectly legal! When she runs for President,
will you vote for her?
If a person doesn’t vote, they don’t have any room to complain about the state of the country.
Bill Clinton may not have been a saint…but I’d certainly pick him over the current commander in chief. Let’s just hope whoever takes the oath next January is better than both.
By: Cody on February 9, 2008
at 8:40 am
WOW, lots of personal attacks for Mr. Clinton. He may not be a good family man (which seems to bother you) but that is not really our business. I too have an 8 year old who knows about sex and her knowledge did not come from Bill. I am just another commoner like you and don’t know the whole story but I think he did far more good than bad for this country as a president. I’m not too sure he did good by his family but again, that is not my concern. I don’t look to any president for my values on how to live life. I do hope we get lots of intelligent voters because we surley don’t need another war hungry president who’s favorite hobby is creating more debt for a country. Now Georgie is a president who has done absolutely no good at all….. At least Bill gave us prosperity and the family medical leave act.
By: Rachel on February 9, 2008
at 7:32 pm
Actually, it is my business. He was the leader of OUR country. A man with such loose morals in his personal life is quite likely to have loose morals in his decisions involving anything. So, yes, it does bother me that he is not a good family man. You say your child did not learn anything about sex from the Clinton fiasco. If she didn’t, it was because she was not 8 years old at the time and would have been much too young to understand anything about it. If it happened today, your 8 yr old WOULD most definitely hear about it unless you live in a remote place with no television, internet, etc. Don’t fool yourself.
I don’t like Bill Clinton. Never have. Never will.
I’m grateful to live in a nation where we can express our own opinions no matter how different.
Amen, Cody. Let’s all look forward to have a good leader.
By: trailerparkbarbie on February 9, 2008
at 8:36 pm