Let’s Play…..Trade A Family Member!

In case you haven’t been reading my blog, I’ve come up with some great ideas lately. Of course, in a manic phase, everything seems like a great idea. But, this might be the best ever!!!!!

Might be a great idea for a new reality show, too.

LET’S TRADE RELATIVES FOR A WEEK! NOT JUST ANY RELATIVE….. YOUR “I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT PERSON IS MY BROTHER/SISTER/MOTHER/FATHER/COUSIN, ETC.” RELATIVE!!!!!.

We each get to choose the one relative that we simply cannot take any longer and trade off for a full week! The prize…..the family that breaks down first, of course, is the loser. And, the winner gets to send their relative back….PLUS….the losing family, also, has to keep your relative for another month!!!!!!!!!

My offer this week is

A untreated bipolar brother who comes with…

1. A serious case of “feeling sorry for himself”.

2. Many, many ideas of grandour.

3. A constant need to ask for help (money, transportation, material items such as shoes, food, etc.) As a bonus, you will be the talk of the neighborhood since he has a tendency to take your help and talk about you like shit behind your back for not giving him more. He comes complete with a mangy dog that he considers his “baby”. Dog must be part of the deal.

4. Many, many great stories of living in Alaska and being buried under 10 feet of snow, wrestling a bear, being in a Mexican jail, and more. Although, these fantastic adventure stores all took place in his imagination, he can tell them very convincingly. Also, have true stories of living in a tent on federal property, living in a van down my the river, living in an abandoned church, living in a car wash (which is his present abode) and more, more, more!!!!!

5. A cigarette smoke who smokes “OP’s” (other peoples).

6. A man of great silence. Translation: His downward mood swings result in completely ignoring you or anyone else.

7. A man of great conversation……this can be a bonus to those of you who are shy as you will never have to talk about yourself. He will spends hours on end talking about himself and his adventures. (I can guarantee this!).

8. A man from which you can learn fantastic life skills…..ex. How to never have to take the blame for anything in your life. Be sure and take nots during his “speeches”! My friends, you will learn so many excuses that your head will spin.

9. A man of religion. As a self professed preacher of (his version) of the gospel ,he can teach you everything in the Bible that can support your actions and thoughts. This is a big bonus. You don’t have to learn/read the whole Bible….just the parts that justify things that you do.

10. BIG BONUS….a relationship expert. Being married 4 times, not knowing where his kids or grandkids are, alienation of large groups of people…….this man is well equipped to help you (if you have a desire to start anew again….and again….and again).

So, that’s my offer for trade. If any of you are interested, please post your info, going into as much detail as possible. If we can get enough people in on this fantastic idea, I’m sure it could prove to be an educational experience for all inolved.

Disclaimer…Owner of blog is not responsible for any

1.legal fees incurred during trade

2. financial loss(money, property, grocery bill, etc)

3.mental health expenses resulting from traumatic experiences

4.ER or other medicals expenses (such as surgeon to remove your foot from his ass, etc.)

5.vet bills (to bathe dog, get rid of fleas, etc.)

Here is his actual picture. Please do not let it scare you off. He actually doesn’t look like this. OK….to be honest, he does. Oh, yeah, he will come to you in a “ripe” condition since the car wash office has no shower. I may be able to convince him to go thru the car wash himself first.