Bizarre, Distressing, and Downright Strange News

The doctor who operated on Donda West just hours before her death will do “Larry King Live” this Tuesday.

This will be the first on-camera interview Dr. Jan Adams has done since the death of Kanye West’s mother….from TMZ.com

Just a few minutes ago, Dr. Jan Adams walked out on the interview. Adams said it was because George Bush doesn’t like black people out of respect for the West family. That was weird. Still not as weird as Larry King’s make-up or the weird mouth thingy he did when Adams left.

From Fox News…..

British scientists have stumbled across a fossilized claw, part of an ancient sea scorpion, that is of such large proportion it would make the entire creature the biggest bug ever.

How big? Bigger than you, and at 8 feet long as big as some Smart cars.

The discovery in 390-million-year-old rocks suggests that spiders, insects,, crabs and similar creatures were far larger in the past than previously thought, said Simon Braddy, a University of Bristol paleontologist and one of the study’s three authors.

“This is an amazing discovery,” he said Tuesday.

“We have known for some time that the fossil record yields monster millipedes, super-sized scorpions, colossal cockroaches, and jumbo dragonflies. But we never realized until now just how big some of these ancient creepy-crawlies were,” he said.

The research found a type of sea scorpion that was almost half a yard longer than previous estimates and the largest one ever to have evolved.

OMG! How much Raid would it take to kill that monster? 

Wanna see some skin? And, a LOT of it?

A 102-year-old British woman has decided she isn’t too old to be a pinup — and a naked one at that.Nora Hardwick is Miss November in a nude calendar done to raise money for the local football team, the Ancaster Athletic in Ancaster, Lincolnshire,  England. Don’t worry: The 1905-born great-great grandma is swathed in a filmy petal pink scarf and is strategically positioned behind the beer taps at the Ermine Way pub in town, so it’s almost impossible to tell she’s standing there in the buff.“They draped a bit of pink cloth around my shoulders, but at my age I just don’t have the model body to be taking it all off,” she told The Telegraph, a U.K. newspaper. “It was all very tastefully done. You couldn’t see any of the bits or anything.”Hardwick said the football club asked her to pose in her birthday suit because she’s the oldest person in the village.“It’s just a bit of fun really,” she told the Telegraph.Her children, who are 80, 74 and 62 have been supportive of their mum baring all for a good cause, she said.”Now, that’s a good chunk of Granny fanny!!!!!

Wanna lose 30 pounds? Try the Drew Peterson diet! Easy! Fast! Cheap! Kill your wife and strut in front of the press! Results guaranteed or your dead wife’s body back!!!!!

For more info, contact Scott Drew Peterson at People magazine!

Perhaps trying to pull a Ron Paul, GOP dark horse-turned-contender Mike Huckabee is aiming to haul in gobs of online donations by Tuesday at midnight, as he rides a wave of strong polling and buzz in Iowa.The former Arkansas governor and   presidential candidate is appealing to donors, asking for their help in raising more than $1 million online in the first 20 days of November — and more than $2 million by the end of the month. The campaign reports raising more than $960,000 online during November so far, with a few hours to go until midnight.“The buzz around our campaign is building,” Huckabee said in his fundraising pitch, asking donors for anywhere from $1 (”a buck for Huck”) to $1,000.Huckabee is also hitting the campaign trail with a pair of zany endorsements, talking up the celebrity support he’s earned from actor Churck Norris and wrestler Ric Flair, who plans to travel with Huckabee to South Carolina Nov. 24.And he’s using the offbeat endorsements to draw donors to the Web site. On the site is a television ad that is also airing this week in Iowa, where Norris and Huckabee trade riffs on the long line of Chuck Norris jokes that play on his tough-guy image.

“My plan to secure the border? Two words; Chuck Norris,” Huckabee says in the ad.

Huckabee’s new slogan should be…….VOTE FOR ME OR CHUCK NORRIS WILL GIVE YOU A ROUND-HOUSE KICK TO THE THROAT!

But, as for Ric Flair….. I think his best bet would be “Vote for Huckabee or Ric Flair will bleach your hair and force feed you steroids!”

Funny little side note about R Flair…..my aunt was a fanatic Flair fan. So, obsessed that she moved to North Carolina to stalk him. Seriously. EWWWW!