Tales from the Trailerpark

I actually know a women that did this. She suspected that her husband was cheating on her with a woman down the road. When he went to sleep one night, she superglued his pecker to his leg. Seriously.  He woke up in pain and realized what she had done to him. He wanted her to take him to the hospital. She refused until he admitted the affair. He did. But, she made him suffer for a while, about 4 hours. before she took him. I really don’t think that he will be out struttin’ his stuff again.

However, the other woman was not happy. For revenge, she waited until the day of their daughter’s wedding. She snuck and put a fish under their windshield wiper down in the groove where it wouldn’t be noticed around dark the night before. The temperature was HOT! The fish didn’t hold up too well. The morning of the wedding, one of the wedding party spotted something and the driver turned the wipers on only to have stinky, rotten fish smeared everywhere. Not to mention they had their windows down. Now, this came in handy when the crazy scorned lover threw a bucket of bleach water at the car from some bushes she was hidden in. Most of the wedding party got covered in bleach. Now they had stinky fish smell and bleach stains on their clothes. But, they had no choice but to proceed to the wedding. After the wedding, the bride’s mom was out for the kill. But, the chicken shit other woman had skipped town.

Aida (brides mom) told me that she was gonna just relax, plan, and lay in wait for her time for revenge. And, believe me, this woman DOES NOT forget.