As the regular readers know, I am up to my eyeballs in items that I have bought on clearance sales. I’m an admitted addictive shopper and hoarder. I’ve been trying to break these bad habits with all kinds of substitute behavior. I’ve tried everything. Well, not everything. I haven’t tried timbering or being a rap artist, yet.
Ya know those annoying emails that you get about doing surveys for money and rewards? Well, that’s my new substitute behavior. And, it’s not going so well.
Here’s what I have discovered……if you take one survey, you will get a bazillion other survey companies emailing you. This is not good for someone with addictive behavior patterns. Believe me…..I know!
It seemed easy enough. Get paid a couple of bucks for every survey that I take. Definitely not a way to get rich but at least I wouldn’t be out shopping. Right?
So, I signed up with one of the survey companies. After filling out a complete profile form, I got directed to a survey. After spending 5 minutes on that survey, I found out that my profile did not qualify me to finish it. Another survey…….5 more minutes wasted. And, 5 more and 5 more…until a hour had gone by and I had not had the opportunity to earn my precious $1.50. CURSES!!!!!!
With a big sale begging me to come, I got a great idea. I changed my profile on every survey. I was female/male/Hispanic/Native American/Oriental and more. I worked as a car salesman/a psych doc/a Burger King counter person/a horse trainer/a nanny/a chef/a Los Vegas blackjack dealer and more. I was 15 yrs old/67 years old/23 years old and more. I was so many things that I started getting confused.
When I realized that I had signed on to one as a pregnant, 59 year old, male model, I knew that I had to quit.
But, now, I’m totally swamped with surveys. So many surveys that I am thinking of changing my email address.
One thing that I did NOT do was give out my real phone number. I have nightmares about answering the phone 50 times a day with a surveyor on the other end.
Take my advice….shopping and hoarding is easier and probably a lot saner.
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