Men Bashing Post….

.Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)

• 10. I think of you as a brother
•    (You remind me of that banjo playing geek in Deliverance]
• 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad).
• 8. I’m not attracted to you in that way)
• . (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon).
• 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing).
• 6. I’ve got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s).
• 5. I don’t date men where I work. (I wouldn’t date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less the same building).
• 4. It’s not you, it’s me. (It’s you).
• 3. I’m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you).
• 2. I’m celibate. (I’ve sworn off only the men like you).
• …and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)…
• 1. Let’s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It’s that male perspective thing).
• MORE….
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• What should you give a man who has everything?
       A woman to show him how to work it.
• Why do black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
       To stop the snoring before it starts.
• How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
       He buys 2 cases of beer instead of one.
• How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
       All he’s concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
• How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
       At the circus the clowns don’t talk.
• What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift to women?
       Exchange him.
• Why do men like smart women?
       Opposites attract.
• How are husbands like lawn mowers?
       They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work.
• What is the difference between men and government bonds?
       The bonds mature.
• How do you save a man from drowning?
       Take your foot off of his neck.
• Why are blonde jokes so short?
       So men can remember them.
• What do men and beer bottles have in common?
       They’re both empty from the neck up.
• How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
       We don’t know, it has never happened.
• Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
       They all already have boyfriends.
• What do you call a man with half a brain?
       Gifted

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• MALE MENSA pick-up lines

• “This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh. Any questions?”
  “Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?”
  “Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as
  yourself inhabit a locus such as this?”
  “What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean
  Geometry?”
  “It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I’d be
  overqualified.”
  “You’ll have to excuse me — Your presence excites me beyond all capacity
  for cognitive discourse.”
  “Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!”
  “You must be tired, because you’ve been running quadratic equations through
  my mind all night.”
  “That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes.”
  “According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we
  may already be making love right now.”
  “If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you take
  umbrage?”
  “I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus maximus.”
  “Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like ‘em dumb and strong!”
  “Baby, I’ll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*.”