Tales from the Trailerpark

I got this letter in my email today. It has prompted me to start a new chairty……..ISADA

 Date: Sun, 9 Sep 2007 07:14:00 +0200
> From: bigjim@fastwebnet.it
> Subject: Re: Enquiry
>
> Dear friend,
> This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet
> met. I have to say that I have no intention of causing you any pain. My name is
> Mr. Duncan Alexander, a businessman from Pitsea in Essex. I have been diagnosed
> with prostate and esophageal cancer which was discovered very late due to lack
> of care for my health and the doctors say I have only a few months to live. I
> have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone
> not even myself but my business. Although I am very rich, I was never generous,
> I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as it was the
> only thing I cared for,but now I regret all of this as I realised belatedly
> that there is more to life than material wealth and riches.
> I have reflected on my life and something tells me that God is giving me a
> second chance by keeping me alive for this long for a reason even though my
> doctors say my days are few. I know my time is near, this is why I have willed
> and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family
> members, and a few close friends. What is left, I have decided to donate to
> charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I
> perform on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity
> organizations in the Malawi, Indonesia and Hungary. I have also met two people
> on the internet who have helped me distribute money to charity organizations in
> their country. Now my health is deteriorating rapidly, I really need you to
> help me distribute the last part of my fortune.The last of my fortune is a huge
> cash deposit I have with a Firm of Fund Managers and Credit Nominees abroad.It
> will be put in your care if only you will agree to receive this deposit and use
> it for charity. I write this mail from my laptop computer on my hospital bed
> where I wait for my time to come. I pray for you to support and assist me with
> a good heart. But the choice is yours, please you can contact me through the
> underwritten email address: mail@infoduncanalexander.vossnet.co.uk
>
> Sincerely
> Duncan Alexander

My reply:

Dearest Mr. Alexander

What a blessing your letter is! I have been looking for donations to my charity……ESADA. This will help my organization out so very much. I humbly except your offer.

I am so saddened to hear about your dick prostrate cancer. And, what a tragedy to have throat cancer at the same time. It must be simply awful to not be able to piss urinate or talk in comfort. By the way, did you know that that certain risk factors increase a person’s chance of getting esophageal cancer. Smoking and excessive use of alcohol are the major risk factors for this disease. Heavy users of both alcohol and tobacco are much more likely to develop esophageal cancer than are people who do not drink or smoke. Recent research also, shows a link between gay oral sex and esophageal cancer. Doesn’t this seem slightly strange to you? Cancer of the dick and cancer of the throat at the same time?

Duncan, dear, don’t you think that it’s time for you to come out of the closet since after all you are on your death bed? Confess to your family about your days of smoking, drinking, and rampant gay oral sex before you die. It will be such a weight off of your poor sick shoulders.

I am wishing you a sense of peace in your last days. I will be awaiting the huge donation to my chairty, ISADA.

Sincerely yours,

TPB

BTW Please mail the generous donation to:

ISADA (Internet Scammers Are Dumb Asses)

42999999 Rebel Rd

Lot 1 Booger’s Trailer Park

RR 7 U Grant Rd

Hicksville, WV

Good…..now, I’ve got your attention. No one was reading this post when it was titled, “My Daughter Was The Victim of An Attempted Abduction”. So, now, dammit, read it.

I posted this in another blog that I co-write. And, I don’t usually post the same thing of both blogs. But, I want as many people as possible to read this. 

You see it on the news. You read about it in the newspapers. You might shudder and think, “Oh, that poor girl”. And, you think that it can’t happen to you. But, it can. My daughter was a victim of an attempted abuction today. I waver between shock and terrible sadness thinking that her picture could have been on the following video.

It was a normal Saturday here. Rushing around to get stuff done. For some really weird reason, I had some strong thoughts about my daughter. Something about my daughter. What? Just a strange, uneasy feeling.

Then, the call came. My son-in-law calling to tell me……

Today, in the middle of the day, in the middle of a town that was having a Kid’s Day celebration, my daughter could have become one of these victims. She was running with headphones on when an older, brown van slowed down beside her. The door opened and an arm came out. Listening to music, she couldn’t hear them. Then, the van came to a complete stop. The arm reached out for her. even further. The man was smiling. And reaching.  Thank God that she saw the arm. She turned and ran in the other direction. She ran to the YMCA where my SIL was. She was hysterical. She told him about the men in the van. When he called me, my knees almost gave out. I have written many posts here and other places about pediophiles and abductions…..never dreaming that it would actually happen in my family. Warning others that it could happen to anyone. But, it didn’t really sink in even for me until today.

Thank you, God for sparing her.

I told her to call the police but she was hesitant. She questioned herself…..did she cause this? Were her running shorts provocative? Did she smile at someone without thinking? Finally, I convinced her……..

NO! NO! NO!

It was in no way her fault. Perverts, pediophiles, scumbags who prey on innocent victims are the ones to blame.

She filed a police report. It may have prevented someone else’s daughter from being taken away from them.

PLEASE…..I am writing this here in hopes that you will listen. We live in a city that is not very large. Averge America. A place where you think people are safe.  Predators are everywhere. Do not fool yourself into thinking that it can never happen to you or someone you love.