Alec Gets Flowers From Imus……Awwwwww……And My Family Tree Doesn’t Have Enough Branches

Watching Alec Baldwin on The View right now. He just said that he got a huge boquet of flowers from Don Imus. Don’t know whether to laugh at this or not. I don’t feel like getting into this whole BashBaldwin or debate of Don Imus. Maybe, later.

I was just wondering what kind of rumors will fly in the rag mags and internet sites later today.

ALEC BALDWIN’S SECRET AFFAIR WITH DON IMUS…..THE REAL REASON BEHIND THE PHONE CALL

OR DON IMUS SENDS POSIES TO ALEC BALDWIN IN HOPES OF A SECRET RENDEVOUZ

Wat ch and see. It’ll happen somewhere.

I got a call from Alec Baldwin one day. Actually, it was a recording. My daughter found a site that calls people with the Alec prank. Two days ago, she had Fabio call me. That one freaked me out. But, funny stuff. If you want Fabio to call someone, here’s the number:  http://www.fabiofone.com/medprivateisland/fabiofone/   I was going to have Fabio call some friends until I realized that the only friend that I have is Tom on MySpace. I don’t know his number.

Things Ithught about today……for no apparent reason:

My aunt had a child out of wedlock many years ago. Since, that was so disgraceful at the time, my grandparents adopted him. He then became my Uncle/Cousin. That made my mother his Aunt/Sister. My mom was referred to as “Aunt Sis”  by all my cousins all my life. Since, I grew up with it, I never thought about it. Then, it was one of those things that hit ya right out of the blue for no apparent reason. I started to laugh….really laugh. All those years when my mom was “Aunt SIs”, I wonder what other people thought!

My husband has traced his family try all the way back to their arrival in England. He has a beautiful (but huge) detailed family tree. It’s framed with nice wood and is very impressive. So, I decided to give it a shot. I only got as far as my grandfather being chased out of Florida for a crime. I still can’t find out what the crime was. So, I started buying really old black and white pictures at yardsales. Pictures of strangers. I hung them in my office and made up stories about them. “Who’s that?” someone would say. “That’s my cousin, Edgar, prince of Cambolumbialand”.  I got by with that actually until I decided to take the pictures down because they were depressing me. Admittedly, I did buy some pictures of really stern,ugly people.

I have been ebaying for several years now. This week I lost mucho moola by starting with low bids that never went up. And, I stupidly undercharged shipping. The only thing that I have been really successful with is the extremely large panties that I buy on clearance. They sell really well. I think that they are being bought by cross-dressing men. Seriously. Nine out of ten payments come from men. They are either wearing them or they are “chubby chasers”. Maybe, their wives/girlfriends are on the large side and like to wear granny panties. Maybe, these guys are buying size 4XXXX thongs in hopes of persuading their honey to wear them. I don’t know. But, it’s fun.

Done for now. Gotta go to WalMart. Hey…….maybe, they’ll have some big ol bloomers on clearance.