Just for the heck of it, I was checking out the different stats on WordPress. To my astonishment, one of the fatest growing blogs was a blog where a chick was selling her used bloomers. I find this hard to believe….not so much that some weirdo wants to buy stinky undies, but that it was one of the fastest growing blogs. Unfrigginbelievable!
If some stinky crotch smeller is reading this….Haha….jokes on you. I’m not gonna tell you the name of the blog. If ya wanna spend your paycheck on some chick’s stinky panties, then you hunt the blog down.
I knew that there were perverts out there jonesing for some smelly poontang “intimates” but I have to admit that I thought that stuff was sold on porn sites or some kinda underground link.
I just don’t think I could bring myself to sell my Love-Pats or Hanes cotton briefs. Not even if I could save starving children the world over. Well, Ok, I might do it to save starving orphans. But, I’d keep it a secret. I sure the heck wouldn’t do it in a blog.
Makes me wonder just who and how many pervs buy them. I would think that they are single. If they were married, they could sniff their spouse’s garments. I mean….come on…..even if wife/husband didn’t approve of the smelling, they could sneak their fix out of the dirty clothes basket. Sure, they’d have a lot of explaining to do it they were caught in the act. Just how would you try to justify that? “Oh, sweetie, I was just checking to see if this load of clothes had already been washed” ?
I find this quite unsettling.
Hmmm…..socks. Wonder if there are sock smellers out there. Gotta go look up foot fetishes. Socks, I could do! Might do really well with hubby’s knock-a-buzzard-off-a-shit-wagon smelly socks!
Just my thoughts on a Saturday nite.
I have had requests for used panties. I’ve never actually sold any, and as far as I know, it’s illegal to send anything with bodily fluids in the mail. If I did sell a pair, however, I would make sure that everything down there was on its best behavior and would probably only wear the (brand new) panties for about an hour.
As far as smelling a spouse’s underwear, I think the excitement comes from the “unfamiliar.”
And finally, you’d be surprised at the fetishes out there. My guy and I were joking about people “doing it” in the armpit. Just to see if people actually did that kind of thing, we Googled it, and sure as the world, it’s an actual fetish. They seem to prefer smelly armpits…ewwww.
By: whitegurl on January 4, 2008
at 12:19 am
The only thing that any of my boyfriends have ever wanted to do with their armpits is make farting noises!!!
That “furrie” fetish where people wear animal costumes is a weird one.
Whitegurl….we should google fetishes and write some posts about ‘em. We could do “fetish assignments”…kind of like homework!!! How ’bout it?
By: trailerparkbarbie on January 4, 2008
at 2:46 am
It’s just a harmless fetish. I have been selling my used panties for a while now, and most of the guys I have sold to are really nice and polite, not ‘freaky perverts’. It is a very popular fetish, in fact I got into it as I caught one of ex boyfriends sniffing my panties and getting himself off! People are into all sorts of things, on the scale of things sniffing a pair of dirty panties really isn’t that bad is it?
By: Ponygirl on February 17, 2008
at 11:23 am
It’s very common in Japan to have vending machines on the street corner which sell pairs of soiled girls underpants for men to sniff.
I have even seen a documentary where there are ‘factories’ where teenaged girls make money there buy wearing the panties whilst riding exercise bikes to get sweaty and get the undies all smelly!
These are the ones in the vending machines!
Freaky deaky
By: freakydeaky on March 13, 2008
at 3:11 am
If I ever lose all my hard-earned (not) white trash money, I might consider this. ‘cept….ewwwwww!
By: trailerparkbarbie on March 13, 2008
at 3:47 am
Whats the big deal?? It’s a well known fact that since the beginning of time that the sexes have been attracted to eachother from phermones (bodily scents) by way of a sort of animal magnitisim. And YES, just to answer the women who sound all surprised by it. A womens freshly washed and clensed vaginal and even anal area scents are huge turn-ons for men in general. Thats why we adore a sexy pair of worn panties or thongs that carry that clean natural fresh scent/aroma of a womans most lovely and private romantic areas. The key though is what one of your other comments said and that is to make sure that everything is well clensed down there first. It’s the scent of the woman we love, not the scent of pee or fecal matter or even creams or parfumes. Just a final note for you gals to think about is that about 99.99% of the men you run into or pass or drive by on any given day, are thinking about and trying to imagine what you smell and taste like down there at that very moment. We think about it constantly, when were talking to you, sitting next to you, just passing you by etc. Even hours or days after speaking with or seeing you we’re still pondering your natural woman-ness scents and flavors. If you ask us point blank in person, most all of us will lie out of embarresment and deny it and act like of course not, no way. But really we all do it and can’t help it and don’t want to help it. The woman and her body from head to toe are awsome and the ultimate so how can you blame us……
By: dave on April 3, 2008
at 6:03 pm
This is interesting business indeed…
By: Tiamariia on April 12, 2008
at 12:33 pm
I totally agree, it’s a harmless fetish.
Most people do not embrace their sexuality.
What a shame.
By: Alice on August 2, 2008
at 12:54 am
Clicking on your linky dink there Alice, its no surprise that you “totally agree”
Jeesh (it aint safe for work kids)
By: The Vinyl Villager on August 4, 2008
at 1:45 pm
LMAO at VV. Maybe, we should go into biz with those giant bloomers that I have and get us a lil’ linky dink, too?! Maybe, we could get some Sumo wrestlers or some of those women that chubby chasers adore to wear them for awhile first. Whaddya think?
And Alice, it’s fine for people to embrace their sexuality. I don’t have a problem with that. It’s the back crack track smell that I don’t get.
By: trailerparkbarbie on August 5, 2008
at 2:50 am
I want to buy used panties, please contact me.
By: jonisjackingoff on October 6, 2008
at 7:15 pm
jon…sorry, dude. You’ll have to find somebody else’s panties to jackoff to. Mine are only for sale to a very exclusive minority.
CODM members….I’m just kidding!
By: trailerparkbarbie on October 6, 2008
at 11:59 pm
I love smelling panties, especially strange ones, and have made a game out of how many I can nick. Have gotten several from unsuspecting co-workers, all of my sisters-in-law, and a smattering of others. No one should be surprised that the scent of a woman lights us up – I mean come on, how could it be otherwise? It is the ultimate. And the danger/excitement of snatching strange panties only adds to it. It is incredibly erotic.
By: Bigwall on September 22, 2009
at 8:44 pm
Bigwall…..knock yourself out, dude! If smelling stinky undies is your thing, who am I to say that you are a weirdo? (Because you are a tad bit weird, ya know).
I get the “scent of a woman” being an erotic smell for you. But, there are women who don’t have really great hygiene habits. The smell of panty poo….EWWWWWW!
By: trailerparkbarbie on September 22, 2009
at 10:07 pm
When I do start my blog I think I just found a topic to bring ‘em out of the woodwork! hahahahaha….
Get me 200 hits my first day!
By: cuteasasa on September 23, 2009
at 1:27 pm
Whenever you want….just tell me so I can add you as a contributor!
By: trailerparkbarbie on September 23, 2009
at 4:53 pm